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sparkleRed:
A whole kingphilip no dey dis thread

Hmm pls where is owliver abeg, it's bin a while, hope he's okay oo,

erisegun:
lolz.....see Godly answer

sofdoc:
Honey...I like ur answer!

hopelink1:
who are you

kingphilip:
person de work u de wish am stressfree day

megawax8:
After seeing all the effort you put into deciphering the riddle, I'm sad to say you are WRONG!!!

sparkleRed:
I ran away! I nw went 2 Ikeja city mall! Eheheheh

Beejayx:
it is dedicated to you and all other. good women in the house

megawax8:
Hope your day is going well?

A little brain exercise if you care:

Beejayx:
WOMAN. . . . . . . . .
When God created woman
he was working late on the
6th day.......
An angel came by and
asked." Why spend so
much time on her ?".
.
The lord answered. " Have
you seen all the
specifications I have to
meet to shape her?".....
" She must be washable
but not made of plastic, ..
have more than 200
moving parts which must
be replaceable
she must function on all
kinds of foods, ...
she must be able to
embrace several kids at the
same time,
give a hug that can heal
anything from a bruised
knee to a broken heart ,
she must do all this with
only two hands,.."
She cures herself when
sick and can work 18 hours
a day"....
THE ANGEL was impressed.
.." Just two hands.....impos
sible !" ..
And this is the standard
model ? ! ...."
The Angel came closer and
touched the woman"...... ..
." But you have made her
so soft, Lord".....
." She is soft", said the
Lord,
" But I have made her
strong. You can't imagine
what she can endure and
overcome "...
."Can she think?" The Angel
asked...
The Lord answered. " Not
only can she think, she can
reason and negotiate" ...
.
The Angel touched her
cheeks.....
" Lord, it seems this
creation is leaking ! You
have put too many burdens
on her. " ...
."She is not leaking...it is a
tear" The Lord corrected
the Angel...
" What's it for?" Asked the
Angel..... .
The Lord said. " Tears are
her way of expressing
her grief,
her doubts,
her love,
her loneliness,
her suffering and
her pride."...
THIS made a big
impression on the Angel,
" Lord, you are genius.
You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed
marvellous !".... ...
.
Lord said." Indeed she is.
She has strength that
amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and
carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love
and opinions.
She smiles when she feels
like screaming.
She sings when she feels
like crying, cries when
happy and laughs when
afraid.
She fights for what she
believes in.
Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a
next-of-kin or a friend dies
, but she finds strength to
get on with life." ..
The Angel asked : So she is
a perfect ?
The lord replied : No. She
has just one drawback
" She often forgets what she is worth"

sparkleRed:
And I thought my morning was Suppose 2 be work free buh no! Am @ work 2day again!


Good morning e-fam
Sleekonyx
Gracyel
Tolustx
Kingphilip
Richybanky
Doublezero7
Luchiana1
Femoola
Kingemmy
Erisegun
Smilingjimmy
Estellar
Ahmed4002
Sofdoc
Joyjoomla
Chidexsmoky

Whewww omo names re 2 much

kingphilip:
u aren't collecting ur call up letter manually u r printing it online why giving urself so much stress going to d notice board

The list majorly contains call up number of everybody in d school so you've gotten urs already y d suffering again

kingphilip:
bone am no need jor

Emiratespecial:
Hi Sodiqyinka and highly members,

I just confirmed that they have pasted prospective list for batch A in my school today and my call up number online is different from the one they pasted in school. what will i do now?

kingphilip:
Which is

I'll gladly accept including bringing my boo along

kingphilip:
Really looking forward to it

Hope u r eager too

kingphilip:
even if it offers something beta than what u get outside

sparkleRed:
Na latest tym I close is 8 and dat is most during Fridays or month end, to set things in place 4 d new week buh normally am suppose 2 close 6, it's just banking activities 4 customers dat ends by 4 nt bankers themselves

kingphilip:
round up fast o

Can't wait for our date at 8

kingphilip:
hwfa with today's work

Luchiana1:
Kingphilip monicker appearing on every page of batch A NL. Since d days of...

erisegun:

Ogbenijhybo:
beth y ? He's just trynna feel a goon in on what he missed!

kingphilip:
Shey u forget say the bigger the head the bigger the brain abi ur biology teacher forget teach u dat one

kingphilip:
hmmmmm

Just strolling past

kingphilip:
serious?? U b d DG gf

Ccanyanwu:
Thanks kingphilip. I've been able to access mine with uc mini Web browser. Just that I wanted the Opera mini link for a friend. It was once pasted here.

adrandan:
Exactly 10 days countdown to CALL-UP LETTER ooooo!

jascon1:
no b ownlay. Eye pencil for forehead day change race? U be ezigbote nwa afor