This no be devil beans?

Brake failed on fast lane, i dodged the car in my front, dodged the second car and drove into an open gate. As the car stopped, not fully recovered from the shock, I heard bell rang and students started running out of their classes towards the gate. It happened I dodged into a public school while avoiding accident on the main road. God's mercy saved me

Yahoo boys and street boys

Most of you should just keep quiet. Attend seminars, get books about marriage and relationship, read and learn now and stop buying some of these nonsense.
Build your finances and have specific life goals before you look for a partner that you are not only physically compatible with but you two can align your goals and work together as a team.
Build capacity, learn about the fear of God, learn understanding, tolerance, patience, how to love and respect. Don't jump into marriage thinking you will be able to learn everyday without the basic foundations. You might just crash before you start.

Garri quarter painter #400, okro #100, oil #200, crayfish #100, ugu #100. Maggi #50, pepper #50. Borrow the rest from your neighbors. Enter bush gather firewood to cook it. If you are lucky you see bushmeat catch or snails.
Better still open up to friends and family. Even strangers can help. Don't die in silence.
After eating go look for work, enter building sites worst case. Use your brain and work something out.
Even this your post, I know say na part of hustling whether true or not

Shame on the management for allowing this.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
My area na Benin city
That food go reach 1300 naira to 1500 naira

That fish alone na 700+ then rice na 400 naira.. beans na 200 naira

We don tire for Benin city matter

The only thing way cheap here na accommodation
But price of food na war....the worse part is that there is no one single company or industry to work in Benin city and the funny thing is that price of things dey increase anyhow here for Benin city

Any idea how much is self-contained (room and parlor) in Ugbowo?

You got served. That's for hiding the truth from her, confront her if you are man enough and she will likely tell your impotent a$$ to go to hell

xavuv:
..just very sad

Do you think a dull girl will dare pull this stunt she did? She's actually brilliant but her mind has been corrupted. That's the most painful part of this whole thing

Likoya:
"A man who chases rats will catch non" God abeg where this kind mumu adage come from abeg because I'm not understanding

African proverb. Her grandfather Pete Edochie has a store house of them.

With the virginity I will pay 100k, without the virginity I will pay 75k at most as her bride price

Under their watch, things went from bad to worse

SangoOlukosoOba:
Sigh..…..

Fela should please blow the trumpet and let this world come to an end!

I think the strongest woman in the world for now is Chioma!

Even if Davido was my son, I will be having high blood pressure by now.

This are things that make you regret for ever craving for a male child. When they want to disappoint you, they do it very big!

Chioma did the same thing and she new the kind of man she was going to marry.

She slept with him, got pregnant and had a child out of wedlock. Davido was not going to change because of her. I don't think she should be surprised with what is happening. It's the path she chose

Love800:
How do u do dis?

I connected a pipe with a ball valve to the pipe leading to the tank. So as I'm pumping water, I can easily fetch into a keg for drinking before the water gets into the main tanks. Any plumber can do it

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pocohantas:
Sequel to this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7739156/increase-price-water

I still drink from my borehole. But I fetch it directly into kegs through a tap I connected as I am pumping the water. I don't drink from one stored in the tanks because the tank is not washed regularly. Although the water is always better during the dry season when the water table is not so high

Some people will start looking for this drug to take or sell.

priceactionx:
I think the Pastor restructure all his sponsorship candidates recently even those in USA that like things are getting hard kind of. So i wont doubt if they wont be affected. He should have sent them to higher learning here in nigeria. But i learnt that those guys got to cyprus and start behaving like a cult, may be they are even one. Anyway, i pray for them that wont lead to deportation cos cyprus no get jobs to give easily.

When I saw their doings immediately they got there, I knew a day like this would come. They did not represent the church and their "papa" in a good light

gaby:
Na these rope you been wan eat?

What sort of hunger is "hungrying" you even as a farmer?

It's not exactly hunger, but the crave for rare bush meat especially snake that has bragging rights attached to it here on nairaland

successmatters:
These kids needs to gain a year or two to provide for the year they will lose to ASUU strikes later in their lives.

The parents are wise.

The wiser parents will go ahead to register them in private schools without the common entrance certificate. Later they will write the exam when their age is qualified

Congratulations. Better late than never

saintbillion:

She looks pregnant sha and also like a sickle cell patent. Well such lady can't turn me on. So she suppose dey virgin till death

Be like say devil don shit for your head abi na ur mouth devil mess put, that's why you are talking rubbish

Cchuks27:
Oh, this is great news! I wish private citizens and businesses could invest in the Nigerian football league. This will be a great source of employment. Just imagine, paying a player N100K or N200K per week.

Our ex super eagles internationals should also be thinking of buying some of our local clubs

Eat that thing jare

ahnie:
Painment was when I went to purchase tubers and got the shocker of my life,the tubers are shared into 10 pieces,and the prices varies.

There was one I priced the seller called 10pieces for 23k.
Yam is not your mate.

If I buy 10pieces of yam for 23k,how much I go come gain?

I waka sotey my legs con dey pain me.

How much for the potatoes? I was actually at ugbolo today, but I couldn't leave what I was doing to visit the market

SoftP:
buy more properties in choice locations & secure it,
I bet it will appreciates to healthy millions in future…

Saving money in bank for the kids in this country where the monetary value depreciates daily might not be a good investment.
besides, our banks aren’t trust worthy enough to build your interest…

My humble opinion

I have properties for my two kids, l just build gateman bedsitter house and plant palm trees in the remaining space. I don't have power to build big house, infact two of the properties cooperative is deducting the payment from my salary. I might sell one to japa soon. That would be a better investment for them

How much will the house generate annually?

After virginity reconstruction, this girl want to scam one mumu by offering her fake virginity for hundreds of millions

She should file for his future wealth to take care of his children since he doesn't need it as his mother is taking care of him

bestman09:

Who plays basketball with royal attire and crown on the head?

Even when obj played a novelty football game for his birthday, he wore a sports kit

Maybe he had no intention of playing basketball. The love for the sport or maybe the opportunity to show his skills was too good to pass by

Urheadmaster:
I used to think china eat everything i never knew some Nigeria people have taken over

China will always remain number one

Geovanni412:


You too dey watch Mojahed Fudailat...

That guy's MMA animations on YouTube dey spectacular.

I dey tell you. But he really trolled Izzy, I was really angry watching his videos these past days