₦airaland Forum

Legitisreal:
Maze man

Labour no get their own candidate for Delta or what?

W have seen umeh become saint so ovie own no go shock me

LP guy in Delta is Ken Pela. Very weak man that has failed to capitalize on the Obi tsunami to dismantle pdapc

Fourtygees:
We the back benchers use to write love letters to our crush and girlfriends back then, she will be using us the pose to her other friends, that her boyfriend or the guy asking her out has a good hand writing and from his hand writing he would be intelligent.... But na we dey carry last for class....

Na ruler

BarTheKing:
I don't even use dis account often, you go tire obamataraba.
He is impersonating my account, he's obamamessi .

sick people everywhere

Aladdin1:
masturbation kill you,masturbation kill you.oga go take care of your health.its not masturbation thats responsible for your problem.i masturbated for several years from when i was a teenager till my twenties and i was unsure of my sexual ability.but when God delivered me from masturbation and i got married i discovered i could last an average of 30minutes during sex. my partner use to run from me for sex matter.

Masturbating destroys the sensitivity of the penis. During my years of masturbating, I could last up to an hour if the lady can cope. I had to concentrate before I can cum, once I loose focus on the sensation that's been built up, that's the end of ejaculation that day.

Dirty gbola. See the skin with cracks, abeg shave that dirty bush first. Change ur boxers twice a day, preferably banana boxers so that fresh air will penetrate. Use Vaseline or baby oil to rub ur gbola and yansh regular abeg

Everything is scripted and a deliberate pretext for a military take over

UnfairLife7:
Tinubu is your next president. You can jump into the lagoon if you don't mind 😀

Na you go jump into the lake of fire

duro4chang:
I can assure you that Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the next president of Nigeria.

God will laugh at you

CilicMarin:
In Lagos! Nobody is even aware there is any dateline. Both the old and new ones are being spent.

May God Punish Peter Obi, Atiku and Emefiele.

God will punish Obi with the task to be president over this dying nation in order to salvage it.
But as for you, may the Devil your master punish you and your generation with confusion

duro4chang:
May God bless Bola Ahmed Tinubu the incoming president of Nigeria

May Devil your master shiit on your head and piiiss on your destiny

Is DSS now the name of a cult group?

Gastrocnemius:
To be candid, I usually reason this thing sef.

Some people will suffer on earth and still end up in hell. They might have lived a righteous life but one silly mistake will end them up in the bottomless pit.

What about one should enjoy his/her life on earth to the fullest and know for sure he will end up in hell. At even, you will not lose at both ends

Beer parlor wisdom. Just dey play, na devil want use sweet take bribe you collect your remote

Thunder of vengeance locate the heart of all the evil polithiefcians in their sleep

Tonight let them kpai in their sleep. Nigerians will wake up to the news that an aspiring presidential polithiefcian.did not wake up from his sleep

Let them die in their sleep before the elections

The way the poverty and suffering in the country was doctored. Na ogun go kill all of una

Okowayo may cance.r visit you for this your evil. All that you've gathered wickedly we be lost before your eyes

They know how it all ends, doomed

Thinkam:
I don't know why I find this funny..
Atiku is coming

Okowa will rule Nigeria, Atiku won't last as president

Any other candidate other than Peter Obi as president will not last. It's either Obi or Shetima or Okowa

Honchoslim16:
It's not paining me..... It just shows how stupid you are!

My stupidity nai go kill you

Let all polithiefcians die of heart attack tonight

Honchoslim16:
Lol

Y'all are very funny! 😂

You make mockery of yourselves and your god 😂

Why e dey pain you

Honchoslim16:
Thank god for him

What about the others that died..... Who do we thank

Christianity have some people not to make use of their brains!

In everything we give thanks to God.

zolajpower:
Father lord thank . My heart was broken for his family as they will b worry. I so much like this guy , very quiet and humble Ghanaian player , so quiet that u will think he's a brother of Micheal Essien .

Continue your prayers, team mate said he's not been found

Fake news, team mates just revealed

EzeNwaanyiMmili:
if UEFA couldn't bring City down na EPL
you seems not to know shiek Mansur
he go use money hire the best lawyers in the world

EPL rules different from UEFA, no room for appeal. Fear British people

Let death visit our polithiefcians tonight. Father in heaven let us wake up to the news of their exit from this world in Jesus name amen

That's a wallet, there should be a means of identification. Otherwise i will do the needful if I can't locate the owner

superCleanworks:
we already know this story. tell us something else.

Telling us stories that is happening to us as if we are not feeling the pains

How do these evil guys sleep at night? May the angel of death visit them all tonight