₦airaland Forum

Flashaldrin: To my COCOA

I was apparently asymptomatic until you came into my life and then became the causative agent of my present susceptible state.
I'm so addicted, and the drug is your sweet cute smile, i hope it wont cause toxicity if i take an overdose for a while.
your words enter my auditory tube like a pair of ravens flapping against my tympanum and they cause a rippling in each endolymphatic fluid spiral, funneling deeper and deeper till i get the rhino-virus
thinking about you gives me the Parkinson's tremor which cannot be calmed, even by an overdose of dopamine.
whenever i see your handle, it quickens my pulse rate, my heart goes tachycardia, both chronotropically and inotropically and only your lovely posts provide the required digoxin effect.
your VER (visually evoked response) triggers in me such wild emotions; and your every touch soothing like a calamine lotion.
the thoughts of you have encroached my brain like a malignant neoplasm and made my coronary vessels atherosclerotic.

your anatomy is inch perfect, so is your physiology and i hope your biochemistry matches with mine!

Naledi14: I herby verify those 15 originaly listed by the poster all of them are correct especially the hoodie with his scent part. Now i really want a man....

Magdalee: I'm nt surprised dat most of d comments are frm guys. Truth is if u truely love a girl, u would do anything to make her happy.

Ijele-igbo:
Unfaithful? I thought we men are more unfaithful than the women..... Maybe we the men are the major cause of what our women have turned out to be today....
I think if we can change our attitude and be better men, loving men, caring men and faithful men to our Nigerian women only then can we see the light in our Nigerian women

pafestula: Hello my good Nairalanders gurus, please one of my Friend that saw me with HTC G2 was impressed and went ahead to buy himself HTC G2. "htc with sense", mine is HTC G2 T-Mobile. The problem now is that after the configuration with the MTN, the phone is Browsing fine, but unable to download any application from the android market. Please guys in the house your suggestion to proffer solution to this problem would be highly appreciated.

OBRICADO: Need decent friends (christains only) male and female inclusive, pm me . I stay somewhere around rumokoro.

Amiable2041: I am Amarachi Oke,Rumuodara,am new in nairaland

cooljoe: @kitty, I dint c t. Truth b told, I knw nt hw dis 'pm' fin workz!
Don't mind Nairaland, they won't let you send a PM as you would have love to. It's a merry-go-round stuff. You guys should communicate through your personal mail, like yahoo or gmail or whatever it is that you use.

Gee001: hmmm...vry close 2 whr i stay. Will snd u a PM

Gee001: by Eliowhani