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DESMOND OLUSOLA ELLIOT

Some were born fine, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust on them – William Okwaraji

Age: 40

LauLau Level: 3

History

Olusola was born as a fine boy. He grew up as a fine boy and may die as a fine boy. His childhood memories are filled with fineness.His father was a Yoruba Fine boy while his mother was a Non-Yoruba fine girl.

Career

Somewhere along the line, Olusola discovered that his fineness could not be exchanged for money. He decided to venture into acting. Olusola discovered that his birthname was not sexy enough so he rechristened himself as “Desmond” at a naming ceremony attended by only one person (himself). Thus, Olusola the Yoruba boy became Desmond the man from Cross River state. Desmond became the love of many hearts as he consistently slew his fans with a dose of “fine-boyism” when he graced their screens.

Politics

After a period of sober reflection, Desmond realized that his “fineness” was about to expire. His name was no longer on the soft sell pages. He was not being mentioned in blogs and had become a veteran actor at the age of 40. Desmond called on himself to run for a Political post. He held another naming ceremony and brought back his former name – Olusola. He also changed his state of Origin to Lagos state. This is the handiwork of God . May his name be praised.

Elective Post

(APC) Lagos State House of Assembly

as seen on http://laulauparty.com/desmond-olusola-elliot/

DESMOND OLUSOLA ELLIOT

Some were born fine, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust on them – William Okwaraji

Age: 40

LauLau Level: 3

History

Olusola was born as a fine boy. He grew up as a fine boy and may die as a fine boy. His childhood memories are filled with fineness.His father was a Yoruba Fine boy while his mother was a Non-Yoruba fine girl.

Career

Somewhere along the line, Olusola discovered that his fineness could not be exchanged for money. He decided to venture into acting. Olusola discovered that his birthname was not sexy enough so he rechristened himself as “Desmond” at a naming ceremony attended by only one person (himself). Thus, Olusola the Yoruba boy became Desmond the man from Cross River state. Desmond became the love of many hearts as he consistently slew his fans with a dose of “fine-boyism” when he graced their screens.

Politics

After a period of sober reflection, Desmond realized that his “fineness” was about to expire. His name was no longer on the soft sell pages. He was not being mentioned in blogs and had become a veteran actor at the age of 40. Desmond called on himself to run for a Political post. He held another naming ceremony and brought back his former name – Olusola. He also changed his state of Origin to Lagos state. This is the handiwork of God . May his name be praised.

Elective Post

(APC) Lagos State House of Assembly

http://laulauparty.com/kate-henshaw/

Kate Henshaw

Age: 43

LauLau Level: 3

History

Kate Henshaw is God’s greatest gift to Mankind. Her body is sculpted like that of an angel. She is an epitome of perfection and walks like a gazelle. She always has a gorgeous smile on her face and is generally known to be pleasant.

Career

Kate Henshaw was said to have started acting in 1993 and she has acted in a great deal of Nollywood productions since then. It is difficult to understand the source of her strength and staying power in the industry. She seems to tower above many of her colleagues on the stage and on the screen

Politics

It is not known how or where she Kate received the call to go into politics. She has been known to be an ardent crusader for human right and justice. She has also been an ardent critic of the ruling party at the National level. We find it interesting that she has pitched her tent with the same party at the local level. It is noteworthy that she has remembered her native name – “Offiong” and has added this to her list of names.

Elective Post

PDP ( Federal House of Representatives)
LauLau Level 3

Summary: Very Hungry person
The Laulau Rating system is a scientific system that is built up from a simple equation:
Laulau level = Current Income / Future Political Income * 100 %
3
0% – 19%

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KENNY ST BROWN

Age: 40

LauLau Level: 3

History

Kenny St. Brown was born by her mother in 1974 as Kehinde Ogbungbe. She grew up in the town of Ijebu Ode. Not much is known of her childhood except that it must have been troubled. Growing up with brothers like Kenny Ogungbe and Id Ogungbe must have been quite a troubling experience for her.

Career

Kenny’s family members became major pillars in the Nigerian entertainment industry and she tagged along. She was the Vice-President of a collection of individuals that could not find gainful employment aka Kennis Music. She claimed to have become a gospel musician as she specialised in abducting popular religious songs and releasing them with a funky beat. Either Aristotle or Sango Olukoso told us that “It is Madness to try the same things and expect different results”. We are not sure Kenny St. Brown got that memo. She kept on singing the same songs, wearing the same crazy hairstyles and granting the same silly interviews. Her voice is said to be as sweet as that of the late Musical sage – Chief Orlando Owoh

Politics

Seeing that she was getting near the age of 40 , she thought of how to contribute her quota to National underdevelopment. Thus, she discovered that she was from Onigbongbo local government and decided to go into politics. We can only be grateful to the Almighty that she chose to venture into politics instead of following another path she was thinking of . It could have been a lot worse. We can only shudder at the thoughts of what would have happened if she decided to start a church after she left Bible School.

Elective Post

(APC) Lagos State House of Assembly
LauLau Level 3

Summary: Very Hungry person
The Laulau Rating system is a scientific system that is built up from a simple equation:
Laulau level = Current Income / Future Political Income * 100 %
3
0% - 19%