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...AND WE WERE BOTH INSIDE BUS HEADING TOWARDS D HOSPITAL, SHE ASKED "Wch hospital are we going" ., AND I TOLD HER "........ SPECIALIST HOSPITAL..
WHEN WE GOT THERE, I TOLD D DOCTOR WR WANNA DO A PREGNANCY TEST! D DOC. LOOKED AT ME FURIOUSLY ASKING IF A GUY GOT PREGNANT TOO!. I SMILED AT HIM AND SAID ITS MY GF, NOT ME.
THE DOC GAVE HER A SMALL CONTAINER TO USE THE CONVENIENCE AND BRING A SMALL SAMPLE OF HER URINE!!
ON BRINGING IT, HE TOLD US TO WAIT DOWNSTAIRS.
AFTER 28/30 MINUTES OF WAITING, HE CALLED BOYH OF US IN AND HANDED OVER THE RESULTS TO US!!

FELLAS!!
"non-detective" -ve "" was what was on the form given!!

she's Pregnancy Negative .
what baffled me was that she didn't show any sign of Joy or excitement., she didn't feel shocked or "una know na" dat excitement wen u find out u are hiv negative"" she just said okay and that's all..

SHE ASKED THE DOCTOR WHY SHE HASN'T SEEN HER PERIOD, I DIDN'T HEAR D DOC RESPONSE AS I LEFT THERE.

I GAVE HER TP to go home, I wanna deliver a parcel in town.

I Boarded a cab and went straight to that former hospital she claimed she did the test!!

BEFORE THEN, I WAS ABLE TO PICK HER HOSPITAL CARD WITH THE HOSPITAL.
on getting there, I went straight to where they issue card and hand over the card to d lady there, I told her "MY SISTER WAS HERE ON MONDAY FOR PREGNANCY TEST, SHES TOO WEAK TO COME SO SHE TOLD ME TO COME ON HER BEHALF, d lady answered OK and brought out her files . she glanced through it and she told me MY SISTER DIDN'T COME ON MONDAY AS I SAID. SHE SAID D CARD WAS USED ONLY ONCE "Wch I'm aware of * she said no pregnancy test was conducted on that file. I told the nurse thanks that maybe we'll come together, dis nurse even went as far as checking their incoming and outgoing register from last month till date, nothing of her name.

MY DEAR NAIRALANDERS, WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO TO HER ON GETTING HOME PLEASE.
advice needed!!

But come to think of it o, this girl will call me honey, she gives me *pusss*y anytime and any day, she cook good food, treat me like a king, although, she has her nagging attitude but best thing I do when she starts nagging is, I just walk out of her. but why would she lie. ?
I'm still confused about everything coz I thought I've found someone who truly loves me and I love her also,
pls fellas, why would she lie this kinda expensive lie,

thank you

RETIREDMUMU:
is dis not d girl 4fm nasarawa fed poly

........& WE ARE BACK!!!
Guess What Nairalanders!!!

Pynkylypz:
It's impossible oo

I'll be back to give you how it unfolds. heading home now so we can try Another hospital!!
thanks All

Pynkylypz:
I'm a girl

I'm so sorry about Ma!

pls if I may ask, is it possible for a Specialist hospital to do a test without giving results!??

pocohantas:
You are even saying "yes Sir".
When you finish spending all your money without savings...you will know the merit of having a financially supportive gf/wife.

By that time, you will be philosopher James.




Na corper? You sev na advanced corper, na im you carry woman expenses put for head so. Invite her to your house, buy those pregnancy test slip, it's very accurate. Let her test it in your presence.

you are very wise.
now she has agreed to follow me to a hospital, she said she just spoke with their family doctor and d doctor asked her what symptoms she said observing!! according to her now, all d symptoms d doctor told her is not what she saw, she was now suggesting if the hospital she initially went to made a mistake that we should visit another

Adaumunocha:
Op run for your life! How can you save with a woman like that? I'm ain't perfect but I always advice my man to save and invest for a better tomorrow.

she hardly advice me on saving. all is spending spending and spending, but she has NEVER bought just a pack of Chops at home!! I even get her her makeup kits and some other "Ladies things"

izaray:
She is just being ungraful my broda, u accomodated her, fed her, etc Even though u are getting the pussy free of charge lucky you Haba!! let her appreciate you for once na...She is trying to get that 20k from you. Since you have suggested of seeing the text result, or going to another hospital for a test and she decline...Tell her to keep the pregnacy with all serious, then observe her reactions.

Good Advice Bruh, but my fear is what if she's actually Pregnant! you need to see how she's shedding tears!! making calls to friend that she needs Money!!

what I really don't understand is please for those who has done pregnancy test before, is it possible to do test without being giving results?

AnodaIT:
You are living together as couple
You are both salary earners
And you are afraid of starting a family
There must be something you are not telling us

My advice?
Don't abort that baby, stop taking postinor so that it won't damage her
Go and see her parent and stop playing around

sir, the truth here Is I earned less than 30K and she earned 19800. we both ain't ready!!

Pynkylypz:
You guys are not yet married and you live like couples ! Nawa

yes Sir

Good afternoon my humble Nairalanders.

...and i have this girl i've been dating since June this year, our relationship is so strong that she packed all her belongings to my house.. things always go on fine except for the fact that i do spend alot on her and she knew because i do conplain at times about me not having much on me.
We are both salary earner but i keep doing the responsibility of a husband by providing the house needs, she does her responsibility also, we both lived like couples. to cut this my blunder short, i was at work when she called me and started shedding tears that she visited a hospital because she's not getting herself, and the doctor told her she was pregnant!!..

Before then, like two weeks back, we had s*x and d condom i used mistakenly broke and i c*m in her. we immediately took a drug called postinor which i learnt that it flush away sperrrms in d body.

she told me she called a nurse in a specialist hospital and the nurse told her she's going to need 25,000 for abortion.

please Nairalanders, i need your advice on this.

1. i asked how much she got and she said she only has 5000, that i should help complete the rest for her
2. i requested to view the test result of her pregnancy and she said the hospital did not give her.
3. i suggested, we try another hospital for the pregnancy test because im fully sure about the postinor she took, then how comes it did not work.

Now, she's giving me serious attitude, she's crying profusely that i dont care because she s d only one in the mess.
please Nairalanders, what do you think is happening here.

dont mind my Grammar pls.

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Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Thank You


....FOR THOSE FOLLOWING THIS!!

WE JUST CAME BACK!!

GUESS WHAT !!!??

VoltageDivida:
Chai!!
So that's how their village people succeeded in killing their careers.

see this omo alle!!! open your mawt gbagada dey spawt trasshh

pyyxxaro:
Ok

seriously

God punish Nyesome Wike and IPOB in JESUS Name

Lubbish. I need Money

omoiyalayi:
You ve said it all

I hope he understand

Kudos

of course i do.. thanks

RealityShot:
do you finger her?

do you lick her V? (ask her to bath before una start)

try standing..

locate her Clitoris... Lick it nonStop while rubbing that Nips...THEN SWITCH!

Which positions have you tried?

how long do you KISS her? (make that 30mins or more)

try to remember how you guys did it that first day..lol

ill try all these.., lets see how it goes.. thanks once again

agrovick:
Enough for.eplay will solve the problem

please what is for**ply

moorevic:
spend more time in romance than sex.

well said..

thanks

Jointhemiltons2:
lol Oga dia are many ways to kill Alibaba and dz ur case na small rough work. If she's dry down there goan apply Pears baby oil(the watery one) or you use Lube. Try it and ul see ur manhood sliding in like wen tortoise dey komot head from shell.

Lol thank you anyways

mercy0008:
There's something you are not doing right. Not everybody gets wet using the same method, what works for A might not work for B. Your girlfriend should be able to tell you how she likes it, what rocks her boat, if she likes pre-intimacy for long, how about porn before the main action and so on. Both of you, your problem is communication. Squeezing my boobs turns me on, but then there's a way you touch it, maybe just touching calmly without squeezing I will just turn off. I love head but pulling at my clits turns me off, am also aware it turns some people on. You can try rimming too. Be sure u are doing it right, what worked for your Ex might not work for her. Make she sef dey talk jorh.

Thank you ma. i think we are both guilty of this.. communication. we dont talk much about how we want the s*x to be. we just start making love and before you knew it, everything will just go off!! she'll push me off her and say she's feeling pain because she's not wet.

i really appreciate you all.. ill give it a trial and see how it goes

one Love!!

IamKashyBaby:
Chaaai!

They are a lot of products of lubes over the counter (drugstores or supermarket)...

Some are water based and Silicon based..But juz to be safe, go for water based...

Thank You so very Much!! *running to supermarket immediately*

Evaberry:
and someone like me hate the fact that I get really really wet during sexual activities, maybe she's no longer attracted to you op, don't you give her head? you should concentrate more on pre-intimacy, find her gspot,stimulate her clitoris, kiss her everywhere. make sex fun ND playful and not a chore or job.

thank You. ill try give her head on our next move.. lets see how this goes. i really appreciate

IamKashyBaby:
Why u so #SAVAGE this morning?

please what is Lube! a picture will help

Synzu:
She gets dry easily. It's either due to an infection or she's just not feeling the OP like she used to.


Either way, all he needs is lube.

thats whats confusing me here sir, the first time we had s*x, we both enjoyed it, after then, its zero satisfaction.

there is nothing we didnt try,. but she keep saying she's not wet!! she wants sex!

josephine123:
GET LUBRICANT OIL..

i use olive oil, but same same, she'll just tell me she's dry. that its paining her, and i should stop

Oyindidi:
Na only sex be una problem? Una no get problem be that.

You love her more and she's taking advantage of that.

honestly speaking i do Love her

Gourdoinc:
guess all you need is communication, there is a way she wants to be loved or rather a way she is used to. women love sex chats because it heightens their arousal. they love to be treated nice and complimented, thus I think you need to ask ur woman to be open to you about how she wants to be loved. and try to do those acts gently and with love. before a sexual experience tell a sex story or watch some porn or something arousing. remember watching many genres of porn. straight and lesbian and the likes. and before your done especially with some sexual stories and body smooching. give her slow head while she watches her porn or reads her sex story (erotica). this will make her wet enough. seems you believe sex is all about thrusting ur erect penis inside. no wonder many women sometimes enjoy the touch of a fellow woman or rather a man with a feminine side.

God bless you .. i will do just that.. i pray she will like it if i suggested we watch porn before having s*x

eezeribe:
You don't have any problem,I wonder why you even took herbal stuff.
You should try artificial lubricant with her,if it doesn't work... Just forget about her and look for another girl.
Most girls with sexual problems do not try to get a solution for their problem,instead they try to blame it on the guy and expect him to conjure a solution... But if the problem is from the guy,they quickly dump him without thinking twice.

thank you sir,. at times, i use olive oil to rub my tin so that it wont pain her, but its all same

Good morning all,
i really need your help on this. my Girlfriend who is a serving corp member was posted to my state. she stayed with me and almost every now and then, we do have sex, we are both sex freaks. the very first day we had sex, we both enjoyed it, subsequently, she keeps saying she's not enjoying it. before we s*x, she will tell me to make her wet, which i'll do all i can to make her wet, but honestly speaking she will say shes not wet and we by any means i tried to go in, she will complain that its paining her,.
At first, i tought im the one with a problem, like i have an erection dysfunction but my pen*s is always firm and ready for action anytime we wanna have s*x.
i even went as far as taking a drug *burantashi* just to satisfy her, but no matter what i did, she will say shes not enjoying it.
Nairalanders, please help me, im about to lose the girl i cherished so much, how can i make satisfy her, your opinions and advise would be highly appreciated.

God bless you

cc lalasticlala