₦airaland Forum

Some of you guys are just funny. I know definitely that MorteinBank container can't contain up to 500,000 na, that's why I have more than 5 empty containers should in case one us full.

Those Muumuus saying its not possible for me to save 500K considering my salary. I lafffffff una. You guys should Better open your eyes and ears, I'm a bachelor who lives a moderate life. I was able to save 390,000 last year. I tot I'll be able to beat D records this year but Covid strike in. It's possible Bruh, it's just a mindset.

This hasn't hit FP yet!! Someone wake Lalasticlala up abeg

HarunaWest:
I will buy a piggy bank tomorrow mehn..I realized i spend every change that comes my way..

In this corona times, you wanna buy a piggy bank!? I guess you're self employed. GoodLuck!!!

Hello Nairalanders. Make una no mind my English abeg.

My 2020 resolution was to save as much as 500,000 so I can get myself one small land for area. I work with a private firm earning salary between 30,000 - 45,000. Na so the firm stop our salary because of say Colombian Drivos (Covid19) drop sales.

Na so hunger set in. I tried not to be tempted to touch my land savings but mhen, hunger kill pass corona. Na so I vex break my MorteinBank. Guess how much I save from Jan till date!? 25,000. I cannor GoaN comaN kee myself. I've already written down what I'm gonna shop tomorrow (food stuffs), I'll be managing the rest pending when my firm calls us back!!

How can I post the video abeg. It's not uploading

Lolz.
I lafffffff so tey my bele wan tear.
Below is the moment a Chinese man who was inside a restaurant eating and all of a sudden, the spice in his food enter his head. Lolz Yoruba call it (pa Lori) and D man started coughing.

Come see run everywhere for Jos. The news have even reach inside town that coronna virus is in Jos. Lolz.

Everyone ran out of the restaurant except me and the Chinese man who I later found out that he speaks and understand yoruba.

Check out the pics and videos after the cut.
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Lalasticlala mynd44 etc

SKhanmi:
Why didn't one of the passengers take over the driving after the first incidence. I don't care about any excuses that might come up, you people were playing with your lives.

The driver is so stubborn. When I noticed he's dozzing, I offered him a chewing Gum, he rejected, I initiated a conversation, he doesn't flow it, I told him I wanna pee, he said since I'm the only one, he won't stop till 2/3rd succumb. How will you expect him to hand over the Bus keys to us.
I just thank God we arrived safely,

please how can i post an audio message here, i recorded 3 conversations with the the driver and passengers and you will be shocked at what the driver and his colleagues said

And the funny thing is that their car have a speed limiter, we cant run 120KM, it will just drop down the speed., Cars such as Sienna, 18 seater Buses, even J5 were just overtaking us.,

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GOOD AFTERNOON NAIRALANDERS, THANK GOD IM ALIVE TODAY. PLEASE READ BELOW MY TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE WITH PEACE MASS TRANSIT WHICH WE BOARDED FROM OJUELEGBA IN LAGOS TO UTAKO IN ABUJA YESTERDAY 19TH OCTOBER 2019.

firstt tooo coooommmmmmmmmmmeeennntttttt

Jokes apart, Nairaland is crazier than Twitter, Facebook and Instagram combined. Nairalanders that will download encyclopedia to lecture you on how not to mind your business. Nairaland is the origin of mad people we see now on various social media platforms.
Mazi Ejike Aloysius
@Ejiphills
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2h
Replying to
@TheZeeblizz
Nairaland is crazy... I don't open that site anyhow if am out in a large gathering so people will not mistake me for a mad person... E get comments you go read eh you go laugh like person wey Don loose knot ���
E-zrael Ani
@EzraelAni
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43m
If only Nairaland had followed the trends and upgraded their site design, it would have been like our Nigeria own Twitter but nah... They choose to remain in 2006.
Olóyè
@OluniyiGates
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2h
If you think Twitter is a place filled with savages. Please don't go near Nairaland. One minute its all nice and civil, the next minute people are invoking Sango and Ogun to kill themselves mothers.

I lied, its never civil.
Young Otutu
@YoungOtutu
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2h
Anybody on Twitter from Nairaland, can withstand public humiliation.

Nairaland was our breeding ground, before we embraced Twitter.
Nobody's MCM
@kill__moves
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6h
Replying to
@UgwunnaEjikem
Na from nairaland most of the mad people for twitter come from... They breed them on nairaland and then release them into the world �

gUYS, Guyz, Guess what !!! NairaLand is trending on Twitter. Check out some savage comments after the cut.

Lolz

1·Trending
Nairaland
3,240 Tweets
2·Trending
#PalmPayReferandWin
1,529 Tweets
3·Trending
#Edumare
1,996 Tweets
4·Trending
#powerofcool
1,171 Tweets
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��King Dray.
@xxxdray
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3m
� little advice on love� something you won’t find on nairaland and Frodd will not tell you.
Ogbeni Zee
@TheZeeblizz
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4m
Replying to
@Rx_Ihunanya
Bro, the remaining 7M are on Twitter. Nairaland grown mad people
Chika
@cheekah25
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7m
From the first day I checked out Nairaland, I knew that platform wasn’t worth it, common improvement, their management refused to, content delivery is so poor. I wonder what people still visit that site for
Mcchemical
@McchemicalCFR
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8m
Often time wen i am sad,nairaland comments give me joy..
Mercy Eke #bbnaija
@SalisAnnie
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9m
@TonyeBarcanista

Pls why is Nairaland trending??
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Mcchemical
@McchemicalCFR
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10m
nairaland the most vile savage social media platform with 90% mad comments


Mercy Eke #bbnaija
@SalisAnnie
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11m
Replying to
@collinsweglobe
Another commenter be "And how does this reduce the price of Garri in the market " �
Savagery actually got its origin from Nairaland �
Cyborg Omo baba Olopa �
@harbidemi01
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12m
Nairaland is where hatred for ethnics started.
Goddess of Positivity❤️
@patadeyemi
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13m
I don't even know how Nairaland works. Lol, I don't seem to understand the website whenever a link directs me there.
Odogwu_01
@vickysnipes147
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13m
Replying to
@UgwunnaEjikem
and
@Uncle_sidney
If you need any vital information, that’s the right place to get it. As toxic as it Nairaland is, very many Nigerians are there with the right information.
#Seefinish Insights, Nigeria
@seefinish
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13m
Nigeria trends �� follow
@seefinish
for more insight gains

#GalaxyNote10
Nairaland
#PalmPayReferandWin
#Edumare
#powerofcool
#FarmInvest
#streamsofjoyowerri
Igbo Efon
Elrufai
Pastor Bakare

View Google searches trend for more insight �
https://seefinish.com.ng/google-searches-trends-in-nigeria/#page-top
Adeola of Lagos
@Rx_Deyholar
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15m
I set some make sense P on Nairaland that year too sha�

Those asking for the School Name. It's Kursk Medical University Saratov Russia.

My paddiest paddy. I heart you GBORU of OBHS.

I'm glad you are part of my story LekLaj

Never Lie

wait till 3 am!? am I Mad!!?? Shey we already know d winner!! las las Na Buhari win. I no too happy sha but it's well. I'll just endure next 4 years with my sure 2 odd!! nyt nyt fellas

SARUSWATI PHARSTISATI.. my best movie ever.. a must watch for every one!!

and now this is 2019. one idioooot just send me same message, me dat my boss is giving me series of pressure, one mumu baba cum say him wan pray for me,. na so i vex tell the man to piss off my phone joor!!. he hissed and hung up immediately.

Funny indeed

Hello Nairalanders, happy Sunday to you all. I really don't know the remedy to this that's why I'm bringing it here. anything I touched lately will just shock me, serious shock o, fridge, television, my phone, laptop, mug, charger, my car door, room door, office door, keys, and many other things, this has started affecting my relationship becaus
e wen I'm playin
g with my GF, I'll shock her and she'll scream. she tot it's spiritual and I've noticed that she has been avoiding me lately.

any solution or suggestion please.

bet9ja pastor

first to

Lolz. That "Baba Ajala" tweets caught my attention � � �

More. Lolz �

More

...Lolz �. Good morning Nairalanders, a Guy asked what it means when a dog bit him in his dreams and he got hilarious replies. Check out the tweets after the cut!!

Lolz lalasticlala Make we Laff this Saturday morning Abeg

U1:
Way to go.

But, sir, did you really mean all what you described later happened within the past week?

what will I gain by lying!?? this may encourage someone!! our friendship has gone to the extent that she even knew my family!! we took her as our family!! show love to someone Bruh!!

honestly speaking, depression is real!! I saved a girl from committing suicide just last Friday. her story is similar to that of Aisha just that she wasn't accused of being a witch. her parents neglected her and stop paying her school fees, she decided to use what she has to get what she wants and unfortunately for her, she was diagnosed with Hypertitis B". I saw her buying sniper in a supermarket at night. I looked at her, she's very pretty and mere looking at her, she's depressed. I gradually followed her and I discovered she's talking to herself and walking majestically. I approached her and ask her what's wrong and where she was going. she burst into tears and couldn't say a word. I took her home, she showered, eat and sleep, twas D following morning she narrated her story. I adviced and encourage her, SUICIDE is never the option. we are best of friends now. we often visit hospital together for her vaccines and afterwards we grab launch together and visit cinemas. she's fun to be with. PLEASE LET'S OBSERVE PEOPLE AND APPROACH THEM IF WE NOTICE SOMETHING IA WRONG.

Earthbound:
Don't lie. You've skipped putting money in it for months.

is it not when i see "Thank You" money i'll put it in it?? abi you want make i thief money from Vault ?