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TheBlessedMAN:
Gold and Silver? I have none.

Benz and G-wagon? I have none.

Naira and Dollar? I have none.

Coke and Fanta? I have none?

Rice and. snacks? I still have none.


I'm not stingy, but that's how I am right now.


There is nevertheless one thing I can offer as a sign of appreciation to ALL that have wished me well on this 28th occasion of my birthday.

From the stables of my humble brain, I give you T. D. A 8 as my humble gift for all.

I hope you take it in good faith without minding the botanical errors in it.

I can't thank you enough guys, for the calls and texts both here and other platforms. Never for once have I thought I could ever have a birthday so memorable as this.

You guys are the family I never deserved. Thanks for making my day so memorable.

Most importantly, thanks for ageing with me.



Thanking you is what I will do everyday.....

TheBlessedMAN:
DEDICATION.

Yes, I theologically dedicate this work to the glory of God, for dedicating part of his unlimited time to create me. He would have choose to use the clay he used in creating me to create another being and I would have literally been a ghost. I presume God knew my ghostism would have been a threat to mankind so after deliberating on it, he decided unequivocally to create me. So for dedicating his time to create me? I'm hereby dedicating this work to him.

So to say, DEDICATION RECEIVED IS DEDICATION RETURNED

[color=#009900] ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.
Humbly, I hereby acknowledge the inspiration given to me by the pen masters and mistress of this planet. And to my fans and readers all over the world including the animal kingdom, for using part of their hard earned Megabites and borrowed Mb's to read my work. THANKS AND JAH-BLESS.

COPYRIGHT.
This work is no longer under the protection of Shango(god of thunder).
Before you start begging on his behalf, I think you should know the reason why I decided to withdraw the contract from his care. The last time I gave him the job, he collected a lot of bribes and the part one of COUNTLESS was plagiarize by over a million people.

He became rich through my work and presently he owns a two bedroom bungalow in Banana island and two block industries in Lekki phase two. He even called me to come and be a chief labourer at one of the block industries. INSOLENCE!. Now you see my reasons for withdrawing the work from him. Currently, I'm still looking for who to give the protection job, although, a lot of deities have submitted their C.V's and I'm still going through them.[/color]

[color=#008800] PROHIBITION.
Fortunately, I'm granting full access to every reader to view this work with any device they wish to use. You can use iPhone xMax and Samsung 10 if you like. Even if na desktop charger dey your hand, carry go.. You are free to view it with any device as long as it doesn't stop Atiku from going to court.

CRITICS.
Bring it on critics, I'm ready for you all. The answer to bad critics is simple.. IGNORE. and the answer to positive critics is to STRIVE HARDER. I learnt all this from Grandma Temmy and Menwongo.

DERAILERS.
Derailers, are strictly warned to back off this thread. Please don't come here and be telling us how Mtn has been deducting your credit with reckless abandon. Thanks for adhering in advance. [/color]

WHAT TO EXPECT FROM THE STORY.

VIOLENCE - very likely.

SEX- Well, that depends on if Darous has learnt his lessons or not. But I pray he doesn't so at least the masturbation crews can have something to look forward to.
According to a study by an offline site in Afghanistan, the sex scenes of Countless part 1 reduced a lot of unwanted pregnancies and a lot of barren women were able to give birth to the fruit of the womb. That's that on that.

[color=#007700] So everyone, here we go again, get your popcorns and hypos handy, find a thorn-ful seat and settle down your rough, and coal-like buttocks as I arrogantly take you on this second phase of the long ride.

Your Shangoistic writer,

TheBlessedMAN .

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