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Politics / Re: Falana To Malami: You Risk Being Removed As AGF If You Fail To Release Sowore by Greatdezzy(m): 9:52pm On Dec 17, 2019
idid:
Ok, for asking that law be followed?

So in your eye, you are smarter than him and the law?


Don't mind that idiot
Science/Technology / Re: How my inverter is saving me in this poor power supply and no-fuel situation by Greatdezzy(m): 9:51pm On Apr 24, 2016
YOUNGSTUNNA:
All I need is stable and uninterrupted Power supply from my useless government....

The whites that make this stuff...they don't use it.

#Saynotoinverters
#saynotogenerators
#allineedisastablepowerfrommygovernment
stay there

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Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (awa Ijebu Study Centre) by Greatdezzy(m): 12:24pm On Apr 08, 2016
maonic:
David,I'm MAONIC.I will call you.
okay
Romance / Re: (photo) Guys Come And Learn by Greatdezzy(m): 9:22pm On Apr 05, 2016
agarawu23:
I dislike fat ladies sad
seconded

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Politics / Re: FG Returns Petrol Subsidy, Retains Official Pump Prices by Greatdezzy(m): 7:18pm On Apr 03, 2016
adren:
Your wailing and ranting doesn't stop adventurer buhari from touring the world again after his arrival from DC washington.. This time around to niger republic to commemorate with the president elect on his victory and apologise for coming late..


Lemme go and iron baba's agbada meant for the trip..


Mind you, sai baba is not using Nigeria's tax payer's money to travel around the world, he's expending proceeds from subsidy removal to do that... He's the wisest president nigeria's ever heard..


I can tell you all this affirmatively because I'm an anonymous source living in presidential villa..
you fool, when do you want to be wise?
Phones / Re: Introducing The New Iphone SE: Cheapest Iphone Ever (Mini But Mighty) by Greatdezzy(m): 9:07pm On Mar 22, 2016
kallmemrB:
pounds ati dollar tin won........430x 359 = 154,370 cheap ko cheap niiii
exactly my mind....
Politics / Re: This Buhari's Tweet On Fuel Scarcity Under Jonathan Has Got Everyone Talking(pic by Greatdezzy(m): 8:46pm On Nov 25, 2015
rexbuton:
his account was hacked by LIE Mohammad .. GMB never said that!
Really?
Give us a proof or I don't believe you undecided
rexbuton:
his account was hacked by LIE Mohammad .. GMB never said that!
Really?
Give us a proof or I don't believe you
Nairaland / General / Re: Cows On BRT Lane In Ikorodu Lagos (Photos) by Greatdezzy(m): 10:22am On Nov 25, 2015
sukkot:
shocked awon ti buhari ni yen
Wa se re

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Religion / Re: Adeboye: I Am Sure HID Awolowo Is In Heaven by Greatdezzy(m): 9:52am On Nov 25, 2015
bettercreature:
Another fake prediction,if she is truely AWOLOWO'S WIFE,i dont think she can make Heaven ,She did not confess all the crime commited by her husband before she died.Most people believe Awolowo is a saint but he committed so many crimes underground
Your proof or I don't believe you
Education / National Open University Of Nigeria (awa Ijebu Study Centre) by Greatdezzy(m): 2:21pm On Oct 01, 2014
Let's Unite and Interact here............... Drop ur name, fb, 2go, bbm and email........................... Mine are: Name; David John, Course; Bsc. Computer Sc, Level; 100, 2nd semester, bbm; 265B9046, email; dezzy4real@gmail.com, fb; Prince John David, Tel; 08134762393.........
Computers / Building And Running A Cyber Cafe by Greatdezzy(m): 9:32am On Jun 15, 2013
BUILDING A CYBER CAFE;
What is Internet Cafe ? Internet Cafe, often called Cyber Cafe, is a place that
offers customers hi-speed internet access, other
computer services and variety of PC games. It deals
with internet time that a customer buys and it can be
sold per hour or minute and sometimes longer.
Internet Cafe is the most popular in the world of business people, travelers and tourists, but it also finds
good and frequent customers in teenagers and adults
who spend a lot of time playing computer games. This
place is simply a must for webmail, instant messaging
and the best way to keep in touch both in private and
professional field.

Internet Cafe Equipment – Necessary and Additional Setting up of Internet (Cyber) Cafe and the cost of it
depends on a number of client computers and services
you plan to offer to your customers. To start Internet
Cafe business, you will need: internet connection
(ADSL, Cable etc.), client computers, server computer
that controls the clients and networking hardware. In the most cases networking hardware is not very
expensive, however everything depends on a type of
network. If you plan to have wired network type,
switch or router, and networking cables will be
necessary. If you plan wireless network you will need
to have wireless access point or router and wireless network cards for your client computers. Of course, if
required, you can make a combination of wired and
wireless network. For Internet Cafes that offers only
Internet access office programs there is no need to
buy very expensive computers. However, if you
attempt to offer computer gaming, it is largely recommended to buy high-end graphic cards and
processors. Controlling Computers Beside required hardware for successful Internet Cafe
business, it is fully recommended to use Internet Cafe
management software. Internet Cafe software is a server / client based application, used to manage
customer accounts, security setup, charge POS items
and get the latest statistics, logs and detailed reports.
With Internet Cafe software, client computers are fully
protected and no one cannot use for free the services
offered by your Cafe. Client computers are protected with the log-in page that requires pre-paid account to
start work, or it demands to wait for a person to open
the client computer from server computer. When
customers pre-paid account expires or customer
finishes the job, client computer is automatically
protected again with the login page and waits for the next customer.
ANY QUESTIONS? drop them below!
for more computer tutorials, click and follow this page;
www.facebook.com/dezzytechnologies
Computers / Re: Get A Uk Number Here In Nigeria by Greatdezzy(m): 9:10am On Jun 15, 2013
sir.law:
I followed the steps and I got the number. The problem is dat I can recieve calls with it bt I haven't been able to make calls with it... wat do I do pls?
if all said are done, u shud b able 2 call with it coz am usin mine.
Recharge ur phone n try again!

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Computers / Get A Uk Number Here In Nigeria by Greatdezzy(m): 2:07pm On Jun 13, 2013
HOW TO GET A FREE UK NUMBER IN NAIJA;
In this article, am going to show you how you can get
a free UK phone number and use it to make and receive
calls
right here in Nigeria. Suprised? Aint you? Well just relax
and read this article to find out how you can get your own very UK number. To get a UK number simply
follow the step below; Go to www.uknumber.co.uk. When the webpage opens, go to ‘Select Country’ and
choose Nigeria, after choosing Nigeria select 070
Landlines or mobiles or 0871 for Landlines only, In the
next step you will see a provision for you to add your
number, you will find 234 already written, just add your
phone number to the 234 without the first 0 E.g. my number is 080******** but I will enter it like this
234806********. After adding your phone number
click on ‘click to get your phone number’. In the next
step you will have to provide the following informations
• First Name
• Surname i.e Last Name • Address line 1 • Address line 2
• Town/City
• Postcode
• Country
• Your Email address • And finally click on GET NUMBER.
Wow You have successfully gotten yourself a new UK number. A pin number will be sent to the email address
you provided and instructions on how you will activate
your number. So please do check your mail.
Note that your number cannot be used until you have
activated it by following the instructions in the email you
have been sent If peradventure you want to change your number, or change the destination
number your UK number is routed to, dial the
management number 0845 004 9799 or +44 845 004
9799 or +44 20 7043 9799 – you will need the pin
number given to you when you registered for your
number. This management number is only for use with numbers issued by this website. Please note:- Once you
get your number you must
confirm and activate it by making a test call to it within
a week. To keep your number active it must be used
at least once every three months otherwise it will be
deactivated and made available to other users! For more computer/mobile tuturials, click and follow this
page; www.facebook.com/dezzytechnologies

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Webmasters / Create A Custom Redirect Page (error 404 Page) by Greatdezzy(m): 10:24am On May 01, 2013
I will be making it very easy to create a custom redirect page (Error 404 page). This page is very important in a blog/website because everybody needs guidiance. If I open an error page with no links redirecting to another page, the next thing I will do is leave the page, and I know you would do thesame.
Now, let's begin the journey!!!

I will be using a CSS code which really make things simple and would add slight modifications to make the error box more attractive.
Our 404 page will prompt visitor that
he has landed a wrong page and will
provide him three important options
which are: Go Back to the page from where
he came from. (We will use
JavaScript here). Contact the Admin and inform
him about the broken link. (This
will help you track broken links). And finally to provide a link to
homepage. So lets get to work to achieve all the
above. Simply follow the easy steps
below to display 404 error message
uniquely. 1. Go To draft.blogger.com > Settings >
Search Preferences 2. Click on Edit link next to : Custom Page Not Found 3. Inside the box paste the following
code: <!-- MBT Default Template -->
<div class='MBT-404-box'>
<p style='line-height:
30px'><strong>
<font color='#ff0000' size='5'> Oops! </font> <font color='#666666'> Looks like you either clicked a broken link or a Page that no more exits. Kindly do one of the followings: </font></strong></p>
<ol style='line-height: 25px'>
<li><a href='javascript:history.go
(-1)'>&#171; Go Back</a> </li> <li>Report the Problem to us by <a href='http:// contact.dezzytech.com'> Clicking Here</ a>&#160;&#160;&#160;
(<em>This will help us serve you even better</em>wink </li> <li>Go To Homepage by <a href='http:// www.dezzytech.com'> Clicking Here</a> <br/></li> </ol>
<p> <br/>
<br/>
<br/></p> <p align='center'><font color='#0080ff' style='font-size:
150px'><strong>404</strong></ font></p>
<p>&#160;</p>
<p align='center'/>
<p align='center'><font
size='5'>Page Not Found!</font></ p>
</div> Make these customizations: You can edit the bolded texts
with anything you like Replace http:// contact.dezzytech.com
with link of your contact page Replace http:// www.dezzytech.com with
your homepage link 4. Click the Save changes button and you are half way done. 5. Now go to Template > Edit HTML 6. Search for this ]]></b:skin> 7. Just below it paste the following code stylsheet code: <b:if cond='data:blog.pageType ==
&quot;error_page&quot;'>
<style type='text/css'>
.status-msg-wrap {
font-size: 100%;
margin: none; position: static;
width: 100%;
}
.status-msg-border {
display:none
} .status-msg-body {
padding: none;
position: static;
text-align: inherit;
width: 100%;
z-index: auto; }
.status-msg-wrap a {
padding: none;
text-decoration: inherit;
}
.MBT-404-box { background:#FFFFFF; width:98%;
margin:10px 0px;
padding:20px 10px;
border:1px solid #ddd;
-moz-border-radius:6px;
-webkit-border-radius:6px; border-radius:6px;
box-shadow: 5px 5px 5px #CCCCCC;
}
</style>
</b:if> To change the background colour of the box edit #FFFFFF 8. Save your template
9. Done! Visit any page of your blog that do not exist and check if it is working. Example: www.dezzytech.com/ajppgmjmg
Celebrities / Re: Africa’s First Same-Sex Marriage In South Africa (pictures) by Greatdezzy(m): 10:13pm On Apr 10, 2013
Ich_el: Abomination!!! Wat fckery in dis africa of ours? Are d gods asleep? Sango Rise in anger nd strike dem dead for defiling our land
Sango ko, kpango ni
Phones / Re: What Would You Do With A 200GB Data Plan In 1 Month? by Greatdezzy(m): 9:41pm On Oct 28, 2012
Will open up a cyber cafè n make £200,000 in one month
Phones / Re: MTN Finally Bows To Market Pressure & Reduces Tariffs? by Greatdezzy(m): 1:28pm On Jul 11, 2012
bini girl: MTN una be thief...
Yeah.
They are thieves, really!
NYSC / Re: FG Overrules NYSC On Posting To Troubled States by Greatdezzy(m): 10:38am On Jul 11, 2012
Biggyd2: This is what your employer sent you to do? Have you advised your boss that appointed you to throw this rubbish at us, to move his and your offices to these troubled states for a week and let us see how the both of you will survive.

How dare you quote the constitution to us? What does that same say about corruption and security? Horrible hypocrites! Labaran Maku, did you instigate this? You supported this earlier nonsense didn't you?

Mr. President said BH is within his government, this man must be one of them. How can you suggest that unarmed kids be posted to BH states to be slaughtered like chickens! So he is likening what is happening to Nigerian war? Youth development Minister my foot! Who do you want to develop? Dead youth? These fools want to be in government for life so they want to eliminate the generation that will take government from them soon.

Where are our civil society organisations? Where are the paparazzi lawyers?

This man is genuinely wicked and mr Jonathan for your own good and the good of this country FIRE THIS VAMPIRE NOW!
he should be sacked with immediate effect!

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Webmasters / Re: Varpal May Become Alternative To Facebook When Mark Starts Charging Users by Greatdezzy(m): 9:25am On Jul 05, 2012
I believe in a true naija man!
Looking foreward to seeing varpal on the top. Well-done Chris.
Web Market / Re: Learn Web Design by Greatdezzy(m): 8:41am On Apr 20, 2012
Check ur inbox Chika, i've sent the ebook to u!
Web Market / Re: Learn Web Design by Greatdezzy(m): 7:23pm On Apr 16, 2012
It will be sent to u via email. It cost just N2,000.
Reply if interested!
30-Day money back gaurantee.
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