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Good day everyone. Please this is just based on common sense. No hard feelings.
I'm not an Arsenal fan but I really like their style of play, that is why I am giving them free advice and counsel to succeed.
I'm doing this because i think Arsenal Fc are a masochistic team and I feel for them. Always suffering defeat at crucial stages in competitions.
I think Arsenal will finish second this season for the first time in many years. They definitely can't win the premier league.
But can they beat Barcelona in the champions league? Just ask Arsene Wenger. He himself will tell you "NO!!!"
But rejoice all you gunners. Here's the solution.

First Arsenal need to believe in themselves (like they've been doing since forever without results).
Secondly, buy just four players. Below are the four players he needs to beat Barcelona.

1. Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich, Goalkeeper)
2. Thiago Silva (Paris Saint Germain, Defence)
3. Paul Pogba (Juventus, Midfield)
4. Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid, Forward)

Now these four players all want to win the UEFA champions league with their respective clubs. And they also happen to be the best in their different positions.
And one thing they have in common is that Barcelona knocked them all out of the competition last season except for Madrid.
And you all know that Barca is the reason why Madrid have had three coaches (Ancelloti, Benitez & Zidane) in the last 9 months.
So the hatred is burning hot in their hearts for Barcelona. They don't need any extra motivation to wanna pulverize Barcelona.

So Wenger should splash the kinda cash that all these powerful clubs will not be able to refuse.
Neuer..........80 million pounds
Silva..........70 million pounds
Pogba..........100 million pounds
Ronaldo........200 million pounds

with 450 million pounds, Arsenal can achieve their lifelong dream of winning the champions league.
They have three days to act fast!

Cc:Lalasticlala

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Hello nairalanders! Am a newbie... So what are d rules?

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God punish all of them together.

Madafaka....Killing people for vengeance. Your mates are killing for big bucks abroad. Ya killing for vengeance

What a man can do, sheeeet!!!

The stewpeed Bish is trying to gain popularity and fame at our expense. Abi make we sef do our own

Hmmmm. All of you are just insulting them. How many of you can actually kiss well without looking like a ruminant animal chewing the cud and regurgitating. Abeg free the lovebirds or post your own picture let's compare and see if no be same thing