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Honestly, I'd be running away from the evil souls who wishes to vote for PMB in 2019, because if PMB' first term can be as terrible as this even when he needs reelection, I wonder how the second term will be when he wouldn't be seeking for reelection.

Delishpot, happy new year. I'm always eager to read your posts, especially when it comes to kids.



@op, Lol @ "you chose the prettiest "

And what did your parent say afterwards?

op, a very interesting and educative thread here!

Believe me, there's nothing difficult here, just take their ages into consideration and advance in your teaching of the right thing before they're wrongly taught by wrong set of people!


How do you start?

No matter how young they are, start by letting them know the real names of their privates, not all these useless names like kokoro, toitoi, my something and all that. Teach and let them have confidence in calling out the real name of their privates. From there, there will always be series of reports and questions, try as much as possible to answer rightly, without calling white black for them. Teach them the functions of their privates, the vaginaaa used for urinating and popping out babies, the peniiis used for urinating and planting babies into mummy's womb through the vagina, and so on. With this, your sex education job will be becoming easier as each day passes.

Another example, sometimes, a boy might be playing with his siblings using cracked voice, just ship it in while playing that a time is coming when he wouldn't need to fake that cracked voice but it will come naturally as he's approaching adolescence, etc.

For the girls, let your girls know what sanitary pads are used for and how it looks like and don't forget to let her know that, very soon, she too will be using it monthly...... and so on.

My sister, it's not as difficult as you're looking at it jare, just make sure you're your kids' friend and confidant and you'll be jisting like real friends.



Any other question, holla!

Karlovich:
I pity the people of Kogi state, majority of their citizens are probably as retarded as the cow they elected as Governor. Kogi people you all have yourselves to blame for electing a clown as your Governor, enjoy the leadership

He wasn't elected, he was imposed by APC after the demise of the winner of the election, Audu!!

Behold the youngest Governor in Nigeria!
And yet we are clamouring for youths to take over governance in the country, I'm afraid, really afraid for the future of this country!

Oye0404:
How do they come with that stat of been the second wealthiest nd least poverty affected state in Nigeria. on wat ground nd criteria..

Me sef want to know the criteria o......Lol....

Quick recovery to Yusuf and his friend but peaceful exit to his father, PMB, at the expiration of his term by May, 2019.

Sarrki, I salute your courage for this, despite the belief many people, including me have concerning the unpatriotic patriotism you display here, you can still say the truth but be rest assured that you're going to be fully disappointed by PMB, maybe by then, your eyes will be clearly opened.

Lol......
From the way the guy was dancing sef, me sef dey suspect him!


The father's facial expression is indeed somehow!

op, check this out....




https://www.google.com.ng/url?q=https://www.theguardian.com/society/2010/sep/05/men-victims-domestic-violence&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwimgIvyusDYAhXIEewKHQrYBFoQFjAAegQIFRAA&usg=AOvVaw21xwU98aW53jS5b3qBC2uO



And this one too.....
https://www.google.com.ng/url?q=http://family.findlaw.com/domestic-violence/domestic-violence-against-men.html&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjF7ffvu8DYAhXBzaQKHblnA-QQFjAGegQIBxAA&usg=AOvVaw3Ordi_M8zdFV3VEXSHyzPe

Very well! In fact, capital YES!

Though, the abuse may not be physical because it's believed that men are physically stronger than women but majority of men are verbally and emotionally abused by women! FACT!

The truth is that your wife actually understand that you've been emotionally and sexually connected to another woman, hence, her decision to relocate quietly and without any drama.

sarrki:
Long time
Really missed you

una weldone o!
PMB will really be proud of you! You're so hardworking!

How are you Sir?

Acidosis:

why you dey shine your teeth?

Sarrki, happy new year!

yarimo:
I smells lies, op where is your source of news?

you ehn, may God have mercy on you. Anything and anyone against PMB is always lying. Continue!

LionDeLeo:
They are not even dogs any longer. They are more of politicians than activists.

Lol.....
I can't agree less!

LionDeLeo:
Sis, I understand where 3rd qtr falls in the calendar, but you don't understand my question.

My question is; why 3rd quarter, despite the expeditious action expected of the committee to review the pay issue and with the promise of paying the reviewed pay with effect from Jan 2018?

I understand you too, I'm just trying to lay more emphasis on how toothless they are. Why that far when the committee has promised payment with effect from January?

NLC has proven beyond measure that they're merely toothless dog!

LionDeLeo:
I hope this NLC can bite as well.

The only language govt seems to understand is civil disobedience.

But I don't understand "end of last qtr of 2018", pls can anyone explain?

1st quarter= January to March.
2nd quarter=April to June.
3rd quarter= July to September.
4th or last quarter= October to December.




Don't mind them, NLC as a body is a toothless dog that can only bark but can't bite.

NLC


Toothless dogs that can only bark but can't bite!


Mtchew......

Cheap

Are you buying the woman

That word "cheap" is an insult to whoever she is! You could have used a more approximate word or phrase or sentence like..... from which tribe can I find a woman who will accept me the way I am? etc.

Whether PMB will be able to meet up with the conditions or not,, I don't care!

But God, this is my prayer for Nigeria and Nigerians.............. let there be divine positive turnaround in this country. We need passionate and godly leader at the helms of affairs in this country. A leader that has good intentions as regards the affairs of this country and who will also surround himself with like minded people.

Also, the will and wisdom to vote for the right crop of leaders, bestow on us oh Lord!

Is PMB trying to dodge calling those attackers their known name.........Fulani herdsmen


Why didn't he call these ones terrorists


This man should just go by 2019 jare, his regime reeks of too much bloodshed!

Is PMB trying to dodge calling those attackers their known name.........Fulani herdsmen

Why didn't he call these ones terrorists

This man should just go by 2019 jare, his regime reeks of too much bloodshed!

caseclosed147:
summarize it for me ain't reading that long ass essay.

Trust me, try and read it!
It's a stress relief article, but true imagination of what goes on in that aso villa.

The writer of this article deserves an award! The write up might be funny, but truly, devil and his agents live and dine with those in that aso villa!

She couldn't hide her surprise seeing her seemingly reserved son kissing like an expert!


Happy married life to the couple!

Coming from a party whose foundation lies on deception, propaganda and lies!




They've forgotten that he who must come to equality must come with clean hands!

I can still remember some hate speeches from PMB like the 95% versus 5% saga, fight against BH is fight against the North, etc!


He who lives in glass house mustn't throw stones!

Let the reigning party start leading by example!

Lol...........and still counting......



PMB; our London based President!


Not focussing on the messenger but the message!

Marrying one's ancestor because of green card!




Gold digger everywhere!

40kobo77:
Oohh.

Why everybody lose weight for the pictures?them dey watch their weight ni?or no more oyel money?

And you want to compare the weight loss with PMB weight loss


Though, not a politician but you APC loyalists should learn to remove the logs of wood in your own eyes before removing the small particles in another person's eyes!