₦airaland Forum

**Opens a bottle of Limca** Good mrng Nairalanders.

Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma, they believe first class degree belongs to God. Well i thank God 4 my result.

Congrats to all the winners especially my president, GEJ.

Something tells me that Yvonne Nelson and Abbykem have a stricking resemblance.

APC sef, why dem nor compensate dis 2 men wen campaign 4 dem.

Gracious Lord.

LWKMD

Abbykem:
I will wait till Obama mention him self

Lolz, okay dear.

God is always doing wonders. His name be praise

PussyMechanic:
loolz. U wicked walahi. That kind pusssy go don rotten. No engine oil fit work am again.

Wait a minute Engineer, but u told me you are a "Specialist" na.

Abbykem:
kikikiki , she will wait

If u be d girl, u go fit wait?

PussyMechanic:
U like ur enemies, oya gimme ya friend's number. Any make of pusssy - peugeot, honda, mazda, mercedes, bentley, etc. I be specialist.

E get one mad woman 4 dis area, e be like say her pusssy make na Honda Evil Spirit. She need mechanic like u to help her fix her faulty engine.

Ogiame, may u live long. I really miss Ajamimogha and the Okere Juju Festival.

Dear Lord.

PussyMechanic:
I go hammer am back to position.

Lwkmd, thank God i knw ur area, i nor go even let my female enemies pass through dat route.

PussyMechanic:
Lol. No. Its too small. Add more pls

Guy, dis ur moniker got me laughing. "Pvssy Mechanic"

Abbykem:
We are not asking for much nah! Girls don't want much from you except your time, attention, space, food, shirts, fun, bed covers, dick, passwords, credit cards, life nd soul? Is that too much

Dear Lord!! Credit card? Okay, but that girl have to wait till Dasuki or Dokpesi metion my name.

Daslim180:
Ogbenii, danu jor. Na so una dey fail exam.

See who's talking abt exam, i jst ask u a question, but ur answer was a disgrace. Ijaw boys are not dumb, so pls dnt be a dumb one. Incase u ask, am frm Delta and am proud to be a NIGERIAN.

Daslim180:
Must you comment if you don't like your tribe

Shey dem don give u "Ballon d'or" award as u tell us ur tribe? Come kiss my feet for reward. Nonsense.

This is Childish.

Konji, why don't u have a single respect for mortals?

I pray to have a lovely family like this.

May God save Nigeria.

WeedSeller:
Masturbation noget benefit abeg..#

So wetin the Op write na disadvantages of masturbation abi? Guy, clean ur eyeglass

madgoat:
na to just look for my vaseline and some porn videos na

So na una (vaseline crew) they make vaseline cost 4 market abi? May Charlie Boy find solace in ur ass. lolz

Since its "No Friend No Foe" then start probing those thieves hiding under the APC. Then i'll take u serious.

Nigeria Police sef !!!

Elparaiso:
They basically asked me those strengths/weakness/experience/teamwork and how to handle situation questions....
They weren't Nigerians tho

Happy 4 u bro!

Elparaiso:
Baba, me direct the prayers give you too

Amen, how was the interview like?