₦airaland Forum

Janet101:
Stupid woman,are u a goat?

Me taya for the woman

Berlyn:

Lol, please handle him with care.

Berlyn:
Hey! lala had a sleepless night due to *reason best known to us stop disturbing him

Sorry ma. I didn't know you were good in draining lala's blood.

Lalasticlala and farano, e be like say una go Community Development Service. (CDS)

obiorathesubtle:
Please, tell her to edit her post..


Remove 'Nigerian Men' and replace with 'My Husband'

Lol.

Fynestboi:

Lol, Okay, i get your point boss.

Folks, what's wrong with this post? And is she correct or not? Share your thoughts.

Fynestboi:
Not that I don't like them. But they ain't qualified to be my role model.

Very well then, what are the qualification boss?

Fynestboi:
Maybe.

Lol, you nor just like them atol.

mirabeldesmond:
request granted.

I hope it's healthy to do so?

Fynestboi:
Trust is, there is nothing to learn from them


#Subjective#

Not all of them Bro. We have some sane celeb tho.

Fynestboi:



Who dem epp

Lol, baba, why you dey cast dem nah?

mirabeldesmond:
not good at all o...u might just end up in the hospital with HBP, cancer, chronic migraine, and even ulcer

Lol, i want the celebrity at your dp to be my role model.

Fynestboi:
None.

I thought pasuma and daddy showkey were your celebrity role model.

Nah thunder go faya the ashawo when do dis kain tin

SAINTSAMURAII:
Spending less time outing with friends as before to be with his girlfriend.
He becomes reserve when it comes to guys talk, as in the normal guys talk concerning ladies they want to fork or party that they want to attend.
He introduced the lady to his friends as his fiancee.
He now behaves responsible like a married man even though he is not yet married.

Don't you think a *Legendary player* Can still show this sign?

An engagement ring shows the world that a lady is engaged and pretty much marks her as ''taken''.Seeing as men do not wear rings, what is the obvious sign that a man is engaged? What kind of sign would we suggest?

Fynestboi, who's your celebrity role model?

With the growing trend of scandals and negative publicity involving celebrities (entertainers et al ) these days, is it still healthy to have them as role models??

annnikky:
Hi guyz am back again


Question: You are playing a game
of dodge ball with two other
people, John and Tom.

You're standing in a triangle and you all
take turns throwing at one of the
others of your choosing until there is only one
person remaining.

You have a 30 percent chance
of hitting someone you aim at, John has a 50
percent chance, and Tom a 100 percent change
(he never misses).

If you hit somebody they are
out and no longer get a turn.


If the order of throwing is you, John, then Tom;
what should you do to have the best chance of
winning?




Cc: naturalwaves, naijamakossa, femi4, greatness22, 3rdlegxxx, Davbams, KINGinVAHALA2

Miss the first time on purpose.
If you try to hit John and do. Then Tom goes next and he will hit you and you will lose for sure. If you aim at Tom and hit him then John will go for you. If you miss on your first turn John will go for Tom for sure because he is a stronger player. If he hits him then it's just you and John, but you are going first. If he misses him then Tom will hit John and it will be just you and Tom, but again in this case you are going first.

annnikky:
Nxt one guyz....

Complete two eight-letter words, one in each circle, and
both reading clockwise. The words are synonyms.

You must

find the starting points and provide the missing letters.


Cc: greatness22, KINGinVAHALA2, naturalwaves, naijamakossa, Davbams, 3rdlegxxx, EOOJ, femi4

First one is Escalate while the second one is Heighten (C&H)

ivyy:
Good evening beautiful ladies and gentlemen. My name is Aretha Oluwasikemi Ndoh.
My moniker was coined from a character (Poisonivy) from an old batman movie.
I hail from Imo state.
I'm currently single.
At 25years old, i'm a graduate of Communication Arts from the University of Ibadan.
My major bad habit would be indigestion of too much sugar. I'm so addicted to chocolate cakes and Coca-Cola.

Taking of Coca-Cola is like a ritual to me.




***wraps my Ghana SK***

SUPOL:
Supreme Vikings Confraternity. Nothing like Baggers confraternity

I taya for the op sef....... maybe he join klansmen

annnikky:
Ok guys am here again...

A card player holds 13 cards of four suits, of which seven
are black and six are red. There are twice as many hearts as
clubs and twice as many diamonds as hearts. How many
spades does he hold?




Cc: naijamakossa, KINGINVAHALA2, naturalwaves, greatness22, 3rdlegxxx, EOOJ, femi4, Davbams

The player holds 1 club,2 hearts and 4 diamonds. As he holds 13 cards (or seven blackcards),it follows that there must be 6 spades.

Residents along the NTA-Apara link road in Port-Harcourt are crying out to the government to help repair their inaccessible roads.A recent visit by NAIJ.com showed the road in conditions which were difficult to access by cars.Student who passed through the road have to go through sides of the lanes, and sometimes put the legs in the water beforethey can get to school.The road has caused many houses to be submergedA resident along the road, noted that the road has not be attended to since Rotimi Amaechi was governor of Rivers state.Amaechi failed to repair the road He said:“This road has been like this sinceAmaechi was governor and the state of the road has generally been unfavorable for close to ten years.”“This has been since Dakuku Peterside was the minister of works and in the state.“The road was supposed to be repaired by Amaechi when they came to give us blue prints of a supposed to be finished road but they abandoned it.“It was supposed to have street lights and drainage but nothing has been done”portion of bad roadschool boy being help passing the water by transformer.

Another landlord, elder Stanley also gave ahint of how residents in the state have tried to salvage parts of the road for safe passge.He said:“We the landlords here have contributed twenty thousand naira each torepair the roads recently but that is as much as we can do. “We know Wike (present Rivers state governor) has a lot on his hands but we are still pleading with the government because sometimes when it rains heavily, water comes into your house and you cannot leave.”“We have built blocks close to our houses to block water from coming in but when you do that, you cannot leave”

larabae13:
Make I steal small space *sips ogi*

Shift for me abeg.

The witness testifying against the former chief of defense staff, Alex Badeh has said the accused person and the director of finance, Nigerian air force, did not want trouble.

Testifying before Justice Okon Abang at theFederal High Court in Abuja, Mustapha Yerima, the fourth prosecution witness (PW4) said Badeh and his director of finance did not want to get involved in the deal to buy property in Abuja.During his cross examination, Yerima said:“The whole idea my lord is that they (Badeh and the first prosecution witness, Salisu Abdullahi as tagged PW1) did not want to get involved and I had instructed to do that.”He said for this reason, Ahmed Maiwada acted strictly for him as his lawyer.“Yes, I employed Ahmed Maiwada as my lawyer for the transaction,”Yerima said.PW4 said:“Yes, my lord because I always consult him for issues that need legal advice.”Yerima added that on May 23, 2013, Maiwada advised him to go ahead and commit to a valid consideration in exchange for the original certificate of occupancy for the land and execute the deed on his behalf.The property is located at wuse area of Abuja and bought at N650 million from Ekitistate governor, Ayodele Fayose.Yerima said also said that the property wasoriginally a residential land.He however added that he did not apply for a change of use as that the assignment was given to some else to apply for change of use of the land for commercial purposes.“So, who did you give that assignment to?”Akin Olujimi, counsel to Badeh asked.To this the witness replied: “I do not know, my lord.
But I later got to know that the original owner of the land is Ayodele Fayose,”Yerima said.He said this was so because when one applied for change of use, the name of the original owner of the property is used.Yerima said he did not know that as at August 7, 2013, that Fayose was still the developer of the property on record.He said:“Because at the point of concluding the transaction, I asked PW1 whose name should I use for the documentation; he told me I should go ahead and and execute the project and thathe will later contact his boss to give the name of the company that the document would be transferred to.”He said it was also the first witness that instructed him to commence building on the property.“Yes, there was at a meeting prior to that which PW1 categorically told me that the plaza belongs to his boss.”

Cc: OAM4J

annnikky:
Anoda one is here again

How many lines appear below?







Cc: greatness22, naturalwaves, 3rdlegxxx, femi4, EOOJ, Davbams etc....

It's 11

annnikky:
Anoda one is here again

How many lines appear below?







Cc: greatness22, naturalwaves, 3rdlegxxx, femi4, EOOJ, Davbams etc....

It's 11

annnikky:
Is here again to test ur brain!

SUNDAY
MONDAY
TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY
FRIDAY
SATURDAY
What day comes three days after the day which comes two
days after the day which comes immediately after the day
which comes two days after Monday?

Cc:greatness22,

It's definitely Sunday. i won't fail this one baby.

naturalwaves:
Since the room is dark, going by probability and random selection, the worst thing that can happen is for the man to unluckily pick all the blue and red stockings first. That will be 21(blue) + 17 (red) = 38 selections. He will be left with just black stockings. In order to get a pair(2), he needs to select 2 more and that makes 40. Therefore ,in order to be 100% sure, he needs at least 40 selections.

Mathematician, i hail the.

annnikky:
Really
Tnx hun!

You're welcome my sweetness