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Romance › Re: What's The Craziest Reply You Ever Got When You Said "I Love You"? by Greenpage: 3:03pm On Apr 27, 2018

Oziahete :
You don't go about telling girls you love them. They will quickly see through it that you are lying. Before you do that you have to be sure that you guys are on the same frequency. For me being a player and master of the art of deception that I am, I always make them ask for it.

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Romance › Re: Married Woman Who Slept With Ex-Boyfriend During Pregnancy Lands In 'Trouble' by Greenpage: 10:29pm On Apr 26, 2018*

It is now official; stapled and sealed that women of our generation are unchangeagble whores and at best during their early days of pregnancy - their dumb brain ministering in songs of Solomon to them that it is safest time to play monkey post without suspicion or getting caught little did they know that life is in circles.

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Romance › Re: Slay Queen With UK Location Fled After Being Spotted Carrying Gallons Of Water by Greenpage: 5:50am On Apr 25, 2018*

Okpa-ala mbaano UK slayqueen finally met her waterloo

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Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by Greenpage: 5:21am On Apr 25, 2018

Why was my comment deleted up there, Mods. I don't get it. I was simply serving this nicar a plate of what he asked for and all they could do is censor my comment? Are you shiiting me? This is travesty!

Romance › Re: Who Knows The English Name Of This Fruit? by Greenpage: 12:33am On Apr 25, 2018

it is UVENE in central Igbo.
I think is an unfamiliar specie of the cherry fruit family. I call it cherry for the sake of an English name for it though ...but this was back in the day. I don't want to Google Search to get the actual name.

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Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by Greenpage: 11:45pm On Apr 24, 2018

rex444:
I understand d point ur tryna make but then u still have to see it from a different point of view

okay.

Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by Greenpage: 11:21pm On Apr 24, 2018*

captainking:
do you think I am looking for money like you??you really need to look-up who you respond to before talking trash that you can't chew.. I wonder where you are.. I am quite certain you can't vomit all this rubbish to me in person.. See how hiding behind your keyboard give silly tweebs like you power!!..

Are you asking me about your profession and what you live for? How stupid and senseless can you possibly get?
You are a puerile putrid scammer barely trying to earn a living. I can perceive your stench of hopeless from my communicating device.
Cry me a river! You reek of insecurities, insanity and inanity from the onset of this conversation that I doubt if you really have a roof over your head... you must be residing kilometres away from civilization in sense and in residence.Get a grip on yourself and quit meandering and parambulating like a child who lost her way in ignorance and is headed for no return, Oh yee sex lord of Apes

Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by Greenpage: 10:25pm On Apr 24, 2018

captainking:
By the way.. I kept time when I started and when I stopped.. Enough said.

^^^ That you aren't ashamed of yourself making this watery comment aimed at authenticating your bogus claims, makes me even worried about your mental health. You talk like a mentally deranged person.

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Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by Greenpage: 10:15pm On Apr 24, 2018

captainking:
take it or leave it.. It's senseless to debate with you.. I just told you.. Good sex is an education.. A skill. If you don't know... You don't know... By the way.. I kept time when I started and when I stopped.. Enough said.

Dude, this is very drab and dull of you. How could you make up such crass claim that insults our collective sensibilities? You even know nothing about good sex. You are the nicompop that it should be said to is pointless arguing with. Good sex has little to do with duration. A woman can be satisfied under 1hour if the guy is a good dicker. You are conspicuously lacking in the knowledge of the art of Good sex. Chemistry has another essential role to play when it comes to satisfying a woman. Your ignorance and mumbo-jumbo claim is irritating.

Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by Greenpage: 9:45pm On Apr 24, 2018

Printerscanner:
So for 105 minutes you were fuccking a girl non stop. You can't make heaven because even the devil cannot tell this type of senseless lie. Even if sperm refuses to come, you cannot fuccck for 105 minutes at a stretch without getting tired and exhausted.

Nice one. I just detest baseless exaggerations. Even porn actors never attained such fit without a recess.

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Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by Greenpage: 9:33pm On Apr 24, 2018

rebirthforgoody:
Green no wahala

Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by Greenpage: 9:26pm On Apr 24, 2018

rebirthforgoody:
As in what.I mean without drugs

That is an aberration, probably untrue.

Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by Greenpage: 9:23pm On Apr 24, 2018

rebirthforgoody:
Abeg do we have menn that last two days ooooh I hate hearing one hour men

With drugs not without drugs madame.

Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by Greenpage: 9:18pm On Apr 24, 2018

joe4christ:
Now you're talking. Those saying sex maximally should be between 2-5min are plainly selfish, just pray your babe don't test the dick of niggas who can last longer, you will loose her forever. Its a skill that can be learnt. Learn it and stop the excuses for your laziness

Good! but to last for 1hr 45mins normally is an aberration from nature.

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Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by Greenpage: 9:06pm On Apr 24, 2018

joe4christ:
If u cannot naturally last more than 20min sexing, nigga u need epp

30-45 mins or even an hour is very averagely achievable normally. anything above that is either exaggeration or influenced by drugs

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Romance › Re: When A Lady Have Sex!!! No To Premarital Sex by Greenpage: 8:58pm On Apr 24, 2018

Agreed. but the after effects of these transferred dna(s) or characteristics to a woman from skin to skin sex remains recessive on the behaviors of her future offsprings. bleep science

Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by Greenpage: 8:04pm On Apr 24, 2018

Admin401:
He's obviously trying to impress saff /s

Oh, Probably. I wish him luck with that. I hope he doesn't get weary and exhausted on his impressionary journey.

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Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by Greenpage: 7:12pm On Apr 24, 2018

Daejoyoung:
Ask him if he set alarm for the sex. l never knew people look at the wall clock these days while pounding.

Don't mind the mofo. he thinks he's talking to kids. I wonder who he's trying so hard to impress with such impossible assertion.

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Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by Greenpage: 7:03pm On Apr 24, 2018

^^^ you are lieing and you know it.

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Romance › Re: Am I The Only Person That Feels This Way??! by Greenpage: 6:41pm On Apr 24, 2018

The more you try to downplay sex, or to make it look like no biggie, the more perversion and attraction it gets..
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We are made primarily to exist continually through sex, so it is fair for it get all the weirdness it deserves.

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Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala: How Jonathan Made Me Finance Minister by Greenpage: 8:54am On Apr 24, 2018

Came Tardy.. shove up those revelations up your ass.. they are irrelevant as at now.. The most important thing now is that Buhari will not lead us again!!!

Crime › Re: Police Bursts Syndicate Who Specializes In Manufacturing Fake Foreign Currencies by Greenpage: 8:29am On Apr 24, 2018

Even dollars? I doubt. How could they have imitated the 3d holographic strip.
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These people could die on a cross for criminal and fraudulent activities.

Crime › Re: 32-Year-Old Nigerian Romance Scammer Arrested In Thailand (Photos) by Greenpage: 7:50am On Apr 24, 2018*

After about two months, he said he wanted to send her ? a large sum of money and some other items, but he asked her to send him some money to pay tax. A Thai woman then called the woman and convinced her that she was a government official and that she should do what “Westwood” requested.
The victim wired him money twice, totalling about Bt97,000.
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^^^ This FORMAT, must be an Aba Yeeboe Jew. Na their WAY

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Crime › Re: Late Chief Gani Fawehinmi by Greenpage: 7:45am On Apr 24, 2018

...The Labours of our Heroes past shall never be in Vain.

Crime › Re: Old Men And Young Girls Caught During Illegal Thailand Hotel Orgy (photos/video) by Greenpage: 7:41am On Apr 24, 2018

End time news

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nde-yesso Graduates First Batch Of 2, 325 Beneficiaries by Greenpage: 7:27am On Apr 24, 2018

alphonsojaybaz:
NDE-YESSO GRADUATES FIRST BATCH OF 2, 325 BENEFICIARIES
source: http://www.eyesoflagos.com/2018/04/nde-yesso-graduates-first-batch-of-2.html

A total of 2,325 women and youth have graduated from the skills.]The statement further said that in a bid to encourage inclusive growth and development, 66 skills for job beneficiaries in Ekiti state were provided starter-pack items to establish their micro-businesses.

only 66skills for job beneficiaries were provided?
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Nigeria Issa funny country.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nde-yesso Graduates First Batch Of 2, 325 Beneficiaries by Greenpage: 7:25am On Apr 24, 2018

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Education › Re: Nursery School Charges Over 2 Million Per annum (See Cost Breakdown) by Greenpage: 7:14am On Apr 24, 2018*

Webmasters › Re: Please Who Have Received Adsense Payment This Month by Greenpage: 7:11am On Apr 24, 2018*

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