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RomanceRe: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar(op): 5:48am On Nov 28, 2015
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RomanceRe: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar(op): 5:46am On Nov 28, 2015
idinc:
Congratulation u just got a way out of the disease called masturbation
I pray so bro
RomanceRe: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar(op): 5:45am On Nov 28, 2015
alterswerve:
Wow! Bruv, you can achieve waheva you set your mind upon to achieve.

Let's just say for advice sakes, i've been in a similar situation. What I did thereafter? I just continued relating with my mum like nothing happened. One day, while we were talking, she just talked about the issue and told me that she was disappointed, and that i should not do it again.


The actual situation was that she saw a love letter i wrote to a girl. At that time i was 9 years old. She said those kinda things shouldn't be what should be on my mind.


Mind you, i watch porn too, but its mostly out of curiosity not for pleasure sakes


About porn and masturbation, well, read the first sentence i posted
thanks so much bro
RomanceRe: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar(op): 9:21pm On Nov 27, 2015
jrerico1:
bro I feel your pain. Anytime the thought of masturbation comes just put it in mind that you wont do it that day.
it ain't that easy.. once that thought creeps to my mind I find myself falling over and over again..



Booyakasha:
Aha, you're so full of teen angst. Masturbation is very normal and natural, but it's not good for you if it's causing you emotional trauma, affecting a part of your life or if you're over doing it..
About your mom, i think you should go back to being the normal usual boy you use to be, don't let guilt cloud your mind and drift you away from your mom. Just pretend like nothing happened grin
things will never be the same...
oh God
RomanceRe: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar(op): 9:17pm On Nov 27, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
ur mama catch you doing the needful!!! o boi I no get advice.....
then why bother commenting?
RomanceRe: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar(op): 9:03pm On Nov 27, 2015
bibijay123:
1 Find something else u r so passionate abt n do it often so it kills ur urge to masturbate,2 try as much as possible to have ppl around u so u won't ve the chance to do it 3 go for a free counselling n if u r interested in counselling which s free send me ur pin or whatsapp no 4 stop watching porn,reading materials that will excite u 5 u r not alone in dis
I have tried but the urge is too great...
RomanceRe: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar(op): 9:02pm On Nov 27, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
call it whatever, taunt, advice. Your call!


Abstained for close to a month? Just how did you feel when you couldn't go on? Yea! That's the devil caressing you with his sharp claws!

I don't jerk off man, not anymore.. I used to, in secondary school. I won't tell you how I could stop. Hustle for yourself bro!


Job done! Bye!
job done? when you couldn't help me?

so why comment on the thread when you ain't got no advice for me?

karma is real
RomanceRe: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar(op): 8:53pm On Nov 27, 2015
SirWere:
Tell your mom what she saw wasn't what see thought she saw

she would
A) Not listen to you and punish you anyways
B) Allow you to speak.

Now, if she does A, no one can help but if it's B, well then, make up the lies as you go alonggringringrin



However, there is a third choice. One that fills me with distaste and makes me want to puke : Tell her the truth.
option A is out of question.. my mom is more like my gf and best friend but dunno why I feel so ashamed to talk to her about it...God!!
RomanceRe: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar(op): 8:51pm On Nov 27, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
undecided sorry bro. Life commitment. You aint going anywhere. You're hooked for life.

The first day you felt the pleasure, that was the day you sold your soul to masturbation, and just like the devil, once you sign a contract, you cannot unsign the contract man!



Your soul is no longer yours



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha ahaha haahaa *coughs*

Bye!
is this supposed to be a taunt or advice..
mind you I abstained for close to a month...and I intend to stop it ..you can stop it too...

if others can stop I surely can...
RomanceRe: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar(op): 8:50pm On Nov 27, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
undecided sorry bro. Life commitment. You aint going anywhere. You're hooked for life.

The first day you felt the pleasure, that was the day you sold your soul to masturbation, and just like the devil, once you sign a contract, you cannot unsign the contract man!



Your soul is no longer yours



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha ahaha haahaa *coughs*

Bye!
is this supposed to be a taunt or advice..
mind you I abstained for close to a month...and I intend to stop it ..you can stop it too...
RomanceRe: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar(op): 8:45pm On Nov 27, 2015
ucheheart:
Have you finally met eye to eye with your mum? I would like to read the part 2 of this story. Op keep me posted.
I have practically been locked up since the incident..
RomanceMy Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by greenstar(op): 8:35pm On Nov 27, 2015
I am so down right now as i type this.

my mom just caught me wanking off..

it all started this morning when I had an uncontrollable urge to self-service...
I hurriedly took my cream rubbed some on my palms and started pleasuring myself.. in that excitement I forgot to lock the door and !!! mom just busted in on me as she saw my erected p€nis and Immediately closed the door..

I haven't been able to come out of my room so sincE this afternoon as I can't look her in the face..
I don't know what she might be thinking of me now...



dear brothers and sisters. m@sturbation kills..

I was once a bright extroverted guy with looks to die for..but all that changed when I made the disastrous decision to m@sturbate..
since then I have become a loner always looking for an opportunity to be alone so as to self-service off..
I discarded all my friends as I just wanted to be alone..

my looks changed..I don't know if there is a scientific proof that wanking changes your good looks but my face is my proof..

I publicly denounce m@sturbation as it is ungodly...God help me...


please have this ever occurred to you and how did you handle it?

good evening
RomanceRe: Five Top Most Funniest Comments On Romance Section..lmao by greenstar(op): 6:43pm On Nov 01, 2015
grin
RomanceFive Top Most Funniest Comments On Romance Section..lmao by greenstar(op): 5:07pm On Nov 01, 2015
Hahaha we have really crazy people here on romance land..
I have been thinking of doing this for a long time now but no chance..

Lwtmb...romance land is full of funny people..

Add yours with screenshot

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 0) On 20th October 2015 by greenstar: 9:44pm On Oct 20, 2015
Hit [size=24pt]like[/size] if you are a proud Gunner smiley smiley wink wink wink kiss kiss kiss cool cool cool

RomanceRe: Will u believe this? by greenstar: 7:18pm On Oct 20, 2015
Mscheeew. ...
We should do what? undecided


angry
RomanceRe: When A Man "Over-loves" by greenstar: 6:34pm On Oct 20, 2015
Oladipupo22:
What's wrong with your FACE Sir?
cool
RomanceRe: 10 Statements Ladies Often Make To Appear Decent Before Guys by greenstar: 6:30pm On Oct 20, 2015
Now this is getting so boring...


undecided

You out of ideas?

Go drink garri not kwuli kwuli... angry



Chews moringa cry
RomanceRe: When A Man "Over-loves" by greenstar: 6:29pm On Oct 20, 2015
undecided
SportsFinally I Don Chop Megabet350 by greenstar(op): 9:49pm On Oct 11, 2015
I know its not much just #2 586.23

thanks jah...
so happy more to come
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is God Going To Destroy HIS ENEMIES In Hellfire?(photo) by greenstar: 7:48am On Sep 20, 2015
bxcode:
Sir, if you own a cooperation for an instance and your subordinates are rebelling against you despite all your efforts to have a cordial and personal relationship with them even after they disobeyed an injunction you gave them when you employed them, you have the power to sack them but didn't, still loved and cared for them and even sacrificed your position and came down to their level to show them what's best for them, hoping that that they will make the right choices without you compelling them and forcing them without any choice of their own, but with a definite day of judgement in mind to judge all them, according tho those that accepted your sacrifice for them and those that refused it vehemently, would you fold your hands and watch everything you have built be tumbled over by some rebellious workers and not do something to put an end to the decay that their rebellion has brought about?
PhonesAll Ps2 Gamers. Help A Bro Out I Beg! by greenstar(op): 8:06pm On Aug 29, 2015
JUST bought ps2 and wanted playing..
note;i use card reader not disk.
the problem is when i select the game i want to play it just shows purple yellow and then when it shows green it stops there..
please help a bro out.
thanks
RomanceRe: guys,get in here if u want to get that pink lip that attract ladies{updated!) by greenstar(op): 6:56am On Aug 20, 2015
pbs4real:
mr greenstar,noticed changes on mah lips,all tnx to u,buh stil haven't use honey and can i use the mymy toothpaste instead of close up as wel?
how blunt can 9erians be..
the e~book on how to maintain the lips aint free man.it comes with a token
SportsRe: Arsetalks,is It In Your DNA To Be Dishonest?ishilove You Are Needed by greenstar(op):
jbankzE:
Come write for me nd u won't complain
hello ma'am..
SportsRe: Arsetalks,is It In Your DNA To Be Dishonest?ishilove You Are Needed by greenstar(op):
jbankzE:
Come write for me nd u won't complain
hello ma'am.
FashionRe: How To Get That Pink/reddish Attractive Lips(part 2!) by greenstar(op): 8:50am On Aug 18, 2015
Olsoo:
You've abandoned ur pink lips seeking brothers on this thread nah...


Btw, the e-book, how do I get it pls
the ebook is a summary of what i've written.it contains the secrets of getting pink/reddish lips and how to maintain them after getting them..
we have sold to over 40 nairalanders and counting..
it comes with a token of 2000 naira only.thanks
FashionRe: How To Get That Pink/reddish Attractive Lips(part 2!) by greenstar(op): 8:46am On Aug 18, 2015
FavourAngel:
U don't have to mind wat they re saying,just go on nd tell us how we can have dis pink or red lips naturally.
u hv to get my e~book hun
FashionRe: How To Get That Pink/reddish Attractive Lips(part 2!) by greenstar(op): 8:45am On Aug 18, 2015
Iamsynord:
oga oo .The thing dey work ..I go soon comet d pics sha
thanks for ur testimonies..i'll post how to maintain the lips much later wink
FashionRe: How To Get That Pink/reddish Attractive Lips(part 2!) by greenstar(op): 9:43am On Aug 17, 2015
Olsoo:
Greenstar, where at thou? huh
hello sir!

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