₦airaland Forum

ephee:
how do u cope?
i dnt relly like d idea of couples staying apart.

its tempting except the couple are self disciplined.

the lord is ur strength

My dear, I practically hate staying apart as a couple but she is not helping my condition. Taking care of her, always there for her but to give me what I want is always a problem. Don't let me lie you, it's not going to work.

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GodMode:
Don't f:uck her for a while. Go and check the paternity of your child.

Good point

I have decided
Nothing can changed my mind
Buhari for president
APC for change.

Dunamis009:
Nigeria fights for its survival as a modern democratic state. Split between a Christian south and an Islamic north, Nigeria is Africa’s most populous nation, a battleground against Islamic terrorism, and a major oil-exporting nation. The country was thrown into the global spotlight thanks to its key role in the fight against Islamic radicalism and the spread of regressive Sharia law in Africa and beyond. While a transnational force made up of 7500 soldiers from neighboring Chad, Cameroon, and Niger has already been set up to help Nigeria, the U.S. has so far hung its ally out to dry.

Currently ruled by right-wing President Goodluck Jonathan, Nigeria is going thorough its most difficult moments in recent history. Although there have been setbacks along the way, President Jonathan has tried to forge a strong multiethnic state that respects democracy and economic growth in Nigeria. But the upcoming presidential elections, slated for March 28, could mark a stark turnaround.

General Muhammadu Buhari, a former dictator who was deposed in the 1980s after seizing power in a coup, is Jonathan’s main contender and polls put them neck and neck. Buhari has pledged to lock up Nigerian politicians and civil servants who oppose or hinder his policies if he is elected. During his time as president in the 80s, a disastrous 20 months which ended in a popular revolution led by military officers, Buhari imprisoned journalists and artists, sentenced to death individuals by applying retroactive laws, and gagged the media. After Buhari’s loss in the 2011 election, his supporters killed hundreds and displaced nearly 65000 in violence throughout Nigeria. For his involvement in the post-election violence, a case has been filed against him at the International Criminal Court. Moreover, in a bizarre confluence of minds with Boko Haram, the general has also pledged full allegiance to Sharia law and has vowed to impose it in Nigeria by saying “I can die for the cause of Islam. If necessary, we are prepared to fight another civil war. We cannot be blackmailed into killing Sharia”

Incredibly, not only is the Obama Administration tacitly endorsing Buhari, but it has connections with Buhari’s campaign. Obama confidante and political operative, David Axelrod, has been working as an advisor for the Buhari camp. Even Secretary of State John Kerry criticized President Jonathan’s temporary delay of elections to address the violent Boko Haram threat, deeming them “unnecessary.”

What the United States does not need is the rise of an illiberal, Islamist state that does not respect modern laws and economic liberties in Africa’s largest democracy. This is unacceptable for the American strategic vision for Africa, but this is a possible outcome if Buhari seizes power in Nigeria.

Had the White House been committed to stop Boko Haram and give hope to the Nigerians who are considering electing a 72-year-old former dictator running on a ludicrous platform of “The Change Team”, it would have lifted restrictions on the selling of weapons to the Nigerian military. Under the so-called Leahy amendment, the U.S. is prohibited from delivering military equipment to units and regimes believed to employ questionable tactics, or which have spotty human rights records.

Among strong allies that have received military aid under Leahy exemptions include Israel and Egypt, two nations currently locked in existential battles with Hizb’allah and the Muslim Brotherhood, respectively. Nigeria should be included in this list of regional powers that deserve our help in their fight against Boko Haram.

12 days to go
vote for change
vote for APC
BUHARI for president

many thanks to Fayose and FFK
For making the people's General more popular.
Thanks to Bastard Doyin Okupe too for given APC brain to think.





Vote for CHANGE

cococandy:
Who do the guys cheat with?

Females from space?

I can't cheat

striktlymi:

Smart idea

Karma is a legend.
Karma is a god of revenge
Karma is a

The House of Representatives said on Sunday that the Federal Government’s yearly expenditure was “over N20tn,” contrary to the N4.6tn (2014) or N4.3tn (2015) disclosed to Nigerians as the country’s annual public budget.

Its Public Accounts Committee, which made the disclosure in Abuja, noted that, an ongoing examination of the finances of government and its 601 agencies showed that the N4.3tn given as the total spending budget for this year was a “far cry” from the reality.

The Chairman of the committee, Mr. Adeola Solomon-Olamilekan, who spoke on the issue, explained that, unknown to Nigerians, the N4.3tn, for example, did not include the expenditure of many “statutory and extra-ministerial departments” of government.

He added that his committee found out that these other agencies not captured in the regular budget, generated and spent their money as it pleased them without seeking the approval of the National Assembly.

The lawmaker put the budget of these other bodies at over N16tn.



Solomon-Olamilekan explained further, “The N4.9tn, N4.6tn or N4.3tn, as the case may be, is the budget that the whole Nigerians are listening to but in the true sense of it, the budget of other statutory and extra-ministerial departments put together is about N16tn.

“So, the total overall budget year in year out is over N20tn, which the executive arm operates, but nobody is asking questions as to the implementation of all these budgets.

“Nobody is bringing information on the implementation of all these budgets; and this is one area Nigerians need to start asking questions in order to move this country forward.”

Solomon-Olamilekan stated that though the Fiscal Responsibility Act, 2007, made adequate provisions on how these bodies should be held accountable, the law was observed in breach.

He cited the “stifling” of the Office of the Auditor-General of the Federation as one of the ways to shield government agencies from opening their books to scrutiny.

Solomon-Olamilekan said this was done by starving the office of funds “over the years” to a point where it no longer had the financial power to effectively audit the accounts of the implementation agencies of government and its extra-ministerial departments.

For instance, he revealed how the government cut the capital budget of the AGF’ office from N1.9bn to a “meagre” N100m in 2015.

The lawmaker said his committee was at a loss on how the AGF’s office would audit the accounts of 601 agencies with N100m and the country’s 144 foreign missions.

The PAC chairman added, “How can we imagine that the capital budget of the office of AGF for the year 2015 was reduced from N1.9bn to N100?

“Can you also imagine an office of the AGF that has 144 foreign missions to audit and as we speak, between 1999 to date, that office has not audited up to 30 of these foreign missions while three quarter of these foreign missions are also revenue generating agencies?

“So, there is nobody to audit the revenue generated and the expenditure they incur.

“The office of the AGF has been short-changed and the budget has been reduced to nothing. As such, the government of the day is having a field day to carry out whatever its wants to do because they know they have an office that is not functioning.”

The PAC has also been saddled with the responsibility of retrieving the full report on the audit investigation into the $20bn reportedly ‘missing’ from the accounts of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation from the Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala.

The House had, in plenary on Wednesday last week, given the minister seven days to submit the full report to the lawmakers.

Copyright PUNCH.

For if I grieve you who is left to make me happy, if not you whom I've grieved?


Good morning guys.
FFK and Tinubu Are ?

missclassy:
Op I read you conversation with the woman and I have this to say

First of all, are you married? Because I don't know the image you portray to those living around you.
I looked at your half-hidden profile picture and it kind of says a lot about who you portray yourself to be.

Secondly, how literate/smart is this woman in the first place. Her conversation skills begs the question of her level of intelligence and general mental well being
Why would someone be pestering you like this. For me its either she is possessed or just a sex addict.

And finally @Op this is my advice. Since she doesn't want to stop her advances towards you, just report her to her husband. Also make sure you show him this same whatsapp conversations you showed us, in other not to implicate yourself.

I just pity for both the woman's husband and her children(if she has any)
She is a disgrace to womanhood. A blemish on the face of femininity.
Shame on her and shame on every other woman like her

The dude is very sick. Looking for attention. If you look at the messages very well, check the time on it you will notice the guy is lying .

hbpeze:
have gone round sir,even trumied to goggle it,pls recheck the spellings sir

my spelling is very correct.
i have the movie on my phone. you can search for it on youtube

hbpeze:
My mum who is the breadwinner of the family hates me.honestly I never expected I will be born into a home as this one.*signs*

I am from a broken home.my dad business ran down and he relocated to the village.this happened in 2008.the following year my mum located I and my younger sister and sent us to stay and live with my uncle at yaba.(my mum have not seen us for the past 16 years precisely)
I stayed in this my uncle place for 2 years(2009-2011)and faced untold hardship.doing odd jobs and receiving downgrading insults from him.my mum who is based In a foreign country calls and asks about our welfare and she gets positive replies from my uncle.pls note she talks to my sis on phone and when she is done with her she hangs up without talking to me also.
I enrolled for a tutorials' and my uncle ate my lesson and jamb fees,had to sell my phone to enroll for my jamb in which I got seven credits.
I try to brief this up so as for you guys to get the real deal that if you getting married,you are getting married to a devil.my mum destroyed her marriage with my dad due to the fact she goes out at night and all that.
now in 2012 throughout 2012 -13 she refused to talk to me.why??because I told her she is not being fair to me her only son.she as said times without number that she loves my younger sister than me.is it my fault am a male.i am supposed to go for my finals but she said I should go back to 100level in school and start all over.saying my sister should be the one ahead not me.

oo boy this hurts,I have suffered without any pocket money from her just that she pays my fees during late entry.meanwhile this my uncle smchildren she sponsors three of his kids in university as I speak.
though I have resorted to calling her names like prostitute,promise and fail mother etc the case as become worse.

everyone says they love their mother and all that.i can't even open my mouth to say that.anytime I try to do so tears fall down from my eyes everytime.

now am in tears because I wish I had a better mother.if my dad had money now he treated us fair,my mum came and showed my younger sister love and me hate.my younger sister talks to me anyhow..

pls guys what do you think I should do?is it that I should patiently wait till I finish school because am seriously thinking of cutting her off with my sister immediately I start my nysc or what cause I don't understand

painful not to have a parental love and care.
please go and get this live changing film: ANTWONE FISHER and watch it before you develop a psychological problems.

if u can't get the movie let me know pls.

blame buhari
blame amechi
blame apc
blame tinubu
blame twitter
blame north
blame west
blame blame


admit your error and you will be forgiven

Donmarrius:
[s][/s] [size=25pt]HERE IS ONE OF BUHARI'S 150 COWS[/size]

your father is a cow

SeverusSnape:
Yes... An apology is deserved.

no apology my friend.
i don't believe that report

Buhari will look into the matter when he becomes president.

book haram = take over
army = take over
people = suffering
who is deceiving who

16 Feb 2015
Emir of Kano, Alhaji Muhammed Sanusi II

Following the submission of its audit report on the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) by PriceWaterhouseCoopers, which indicated that only $1.48b was yet to be remitted to the federation account as against $49b mentioned as missing, a civil society group, Move On Nigeria, has called for public apology from Emir of Kano, Alhaji Muhammed Sanusi II, and the opposition party, APC, which had echoed the wild and controversial allegation.

The group said as a mark of honour, the onus now falls on the Kano Emir, who as governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), raised the initial alarm that led to the probe.

In a statement made available to journalists in Abuja, the group stated that the hoax raised by Sanusi, was an embarrassment to President Goodluck Jonathan, Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke and to the Nigerian state and as such ought to be followed by an apology, having been found to be untrue.
According to the group, the allegation focused more international attention on Nigeria just like the audit report did, adding that with the world watching, those who initially raised the allegation, and indeed, “all those who reached judgemental conclusions, ought to swallow their pride and tender public apology to the president, the minister and also the senate of the Federal Republic”.

It said such and act will be a show of humility, natural patriotism and respect for self and others.

“Recall that the incumbent Emir of Kano, Alhaji Muhammed Sanusi II, a man we all hold in high esteem, as governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), raised the initial allegation that set off the probe by the audit firm of PriceWaterhouseCoopers.

“We also note that the Senate had mandated its committee of Finance chaired by Ahmed Makarfi to investigate the allegation. Despite the senate declaring that no money was missing, the figures kept changing and eventually we were left with something like $49b missing.

“That prompted Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala to institute a probe by the audit firm of PriceWaterhouseCoopers, which recently submitted the final report to President Jonathan.

“In its report, the auditors stated that “1. The gross revenue generated from FGN crude oil lifting for the period 1 January 2012 to 31 July 2013, was US$69.34billion and not US$67billion reported by the Reconciliation Committee. 2. The total cash remitted into the Federation Accounts in relation to these crude oil lifting, was US$50.81billion and not US$47billion as earlier reported by the Reconciliation Committee. 3. The balance of the generated revenue is accounted for as follows: a)Revenue reported by NPDC of US$5.11billion reported by the MD, Mr. Briggs during the Senate hearings will be accounted for through the financial statements of NPDC, and any dividend declared will flow into the Federation account. b) PMS and DPK Subsidy of US$8.7billion c) NNPC’s initial costs verified and accepted by the senate of US$2.65billion d) Additional NNPC costs following the forensic audit US$2.81billion e) Added to the Revenue is the unremitted NPDC signature bonus due for divested assets and taxes/royalties totaling US$2.22billion. e) Hence the net amount attributable to the federation account following the above summary is US$1.48billion” the group said in the statement signed by its national Coordinator, Clem Aguiyi.

According to the group, the audit report, which has put to rest issues involved in the allegation, makes it more than necessary for “all those who reached judgemental conclusions, ought to swallow their pride and tender public apology to the president, the minister and also the senate of the Federal Republic”.

“As a group which was in support of the call for a probe, we now feel that having had the result with the allegation of $49billion missing proven to be false, we therefore call on the Emir of Kano, and indeed, all those who worked to heat up the polity and insulted the President of the Federal Republic and the Minister of Petroleum Resources, to own up to their faults and apologise to the nation”, it said.

Speaking further, the group said “such apology will come as fence mending and a mark of honour given that this was an issue that attracted attention of the international community”.

MoveOn Nigeria however called on President Jonathan, to take action on other recommendations by the report while also urging the national Assembly to expedite action on the passage of the Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB), which according to it, will expressly resolve some of the findings of the audit as regards NNPC procedures and enabling law.

The group called on government to establish special corruption courts with specialised judges so as to ensure speedy conclusion of corruption cases. A situation where corruption cases are allowed to linger for some times 12 years without conclusion is grossly unacceptable. The group coordinator also urged for the probe of the activities of NNPC under Obasanjo era so as to put a closure to all the wide allegations and speculations concerning loses in revenue to the Federal government.

The President praised the Jonathan administration for having the courage to audit itself .

source:THISDAY

pweetiedee:
Did he scam u

That number is for scammer. +91, 81 stuffs.
They will send u message of forward a contact to u to call. Once u saved the number, they will have access to everything on ur phone

Masturbation:
Mehn.
Calabar girls are all sex goddess.
My near death experience was with a Calabar girl.
I lasted for 3 minutes on her because of the way she handled me.

Haaaaaaaaaa
!

I will relocate my woman to calabar, I want her to learn how to be good in bed.





Na joke ooo

Just 8 reasons

Good!
I will give you 100 reasons why I won't vote GEJ and PDP.



Let me quickly pray.

Buhari the pope of Africa
APC the fear of Jonathan

babyosisi:
Ok
You have made aunty babyosisi a promise
Please don't disappoint me

I will make it this my question a new topic but before then I will ask you here first.

How can someone deal with un-appreciative partner? You love the fellow but you are not sure if she loves you in return because of lack of appreciation?

Seemyfather:
Imagine, that means say you don dey cheat on her tay-tay. Imaging her telling you that if she dey do am for outside na enjoyment beyound doubt as well. What would do or say as well? I just wish say she is here to read/reading your post and comments now.

Thanks bro. I'm sure you did not read the part where I stated she denied me of having sex with her after four good months. She forced me to play away match.

babyosisi:
Take her to a registry,that takes a few minutes

You know I was having probs with My.Q sometimes ago and I came here for advice, I'm amazed with levels of maturity advices and ideal gotten here so far.
I'm happy now because things will work out well soon

MsPat:
Sweet!!

Thanks dear.

babyosisi:
Biko put a ring on it already

Sure dear.
One day

419
Ole
Barawo
Scammer
Ritualist.

419
Ole
Barawo
Scammer
Ritualist.

I will comment after Val.
Expecting GEJ media chat on Val to address the nation why everything is getting too expensive.


Jonathan should forget about re-election

Everyday is like Val in my heart whenever I thinks about the little kid that join us together.

Every hours count as blessing to me whenever I thinks about the decision I made when you told me you were pregnant.

Every minutes count as reasons not to breakaway from you whenever you hurt me because I love my kid.

Every seconds give me reasons to endure and forgives you whenever I remember how our kid was born.

Forever You Are my Val. Let this season of love brings more LOVE.