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Science/TechnologyRe: How A Nuclear Blast Or An Atomic Bomb Kills by groundnutoil(op): 8:34pm On Jul 25, 2015
krattoss:
bros abeg help me check my eligibilty naa... I no get email address and my gmail isnt logging in

make i drop my reg no?
wetin u score and which dept also drop ur reg number and try get an email its a must
SportsRe: Official NPFL Thread. (nigerian Professional Football League) by groundnutoil(m): 11:18am On Jul 25, 2015
ENYIMBA EYE BURKINA FASO SKIPPER: Enyimba are locked in a Titanic battle with Burkina Faso over the transfer of highly-rated midfielder Adama Zerbo, who is the skipper of his country’s home-based team. The Nigerian club plan to sign Zerbo during this transfer window, but Burkina Faso want such a transfer to wait till October, when their home-based team would have battled Nigeria in a 2016 CHAN eliminator. Zerbo’s transfer now will mean he will be ineligible for the CHAN qualifier in October. The 27-year-old Zerbo was the best player in the Burkina Faso league in 2013.. ~AfricanFootball
SportsRe: Official NPFL Thread. (nigerian Professional Football League) by groundnutoil(m): 8:38am On Jul 24, 2015
uduokirika1:
2015 Federation Cup Results - Round of 16:

Remo Stars 1-1 Lobi Stars (Lobi won 5-3 on PK).
Heartland FC 2-3 BJ Foundation.
Plateau Utd 0-1 El-Kanemi Warriors.
Nasarawa Utd 2-1 Abia Warriors.
FC Ifeanyi Uba 4-2 FC Taraba.
Prime FC 0-1 Akwa Utd.
Tornadoes Feeders 1-1 Dolphins FC (Feeders won 4-2 on PK).

Thursday:

Kwara Utd vs Rangers Int’l (Abuja
kwara 2 vs rangers 3
EducationRe: JAMB Promise To Notify Affected Students! by groundnutoil(m): 4:06pm On Jul 23, 2015
jamb eh na bastard hope say buhari probes dibu meanwhile...... Some girls will be screening guys dey want to date as if its Nigerian idol, don't worry u will start Gulder Ultimate Search when you are 32.
EducationRe: Ongoing Protest At Ait Road, Alagbado Lagos State by groundnutoil(m): 3:32pm On Jul 23, 2015
modestbrowser:
08164412295 b o n a
are u on what's app
EducationRe: Ongoing Protest At Ait Road, Alagbado Lagos State by groundnutoil(m): 12:13pm On Jul 23, 2015
modestbrowser:
OK, I get the point fine.. I won't be writing in Futo thus this year, after all the readings and sleepless nights, after all the revisions and visions.

I knew mine would be different... No lies, I got 193 in Jamb, i still wasn't eligible after going through the process required. My friend got 190 and was eligible.

So what's the point of the innovation if not to frustrate Young mines and aspirantshuh

So who would blame me now if I say 'Fuckkkk Jamb and its Management'huh

After changing Choice of institution to only 1, After making some students sit for Utme again next year because of the gross fucksup this year CBT was this Big belle Dibu wateva guy isn't satisfied.

I have already built a vision in Futo, I love the school that was why I choosed it.

Wait, what happened to freedom of Choice?
So I should become a Muslim because Christianity is over crowdedhuh shocked

Bleep. I'm so depressed. Futo post Utme application ends in 2weeks time.

Shiit. How will I explain this to my dad who didn't finish Primary six? He'd think I'm playing with his damn intelligence.

Bleep jamb and school, if the issue isn't rectified asap, I'll quit aspiring for any school, get a gun and start taking souls, lols... That's just a thought though... A potential one.


Why didn't Dibu inform us earlier?
Why now?
This die minute?
Bleep Bleep
Fucckkk
Fucjkj

Give me a gun to kill Dibu, I'll gladly accept it, is not kill him though... I'll just use the gun to scare him and ask him to reverse the Stupid rule while And pointing it @ his Dickk.

Bleep

I forgot, his children are all abroad. He's here playing with our Future.
hello bro am in futo drop ur number so we can tok or whatsapp number thanks
PoliticsRe: Caption This Emefiele's Posture As Buhari Passes (pic) by groundnutoil(m): 12:04pm On Jul 23, 2015
VickyRotex:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin

cheesy cheesy cheesy Im dn d swit u now abi till dn
PoliticsRe: Caption This Emefiele's Posture As Buhari Passes (pic) by groundnutoil(m): 10:57am On Jul 23, 2015
Its all fun and games until Angel Gabriel prints out
your browser history on Judgement day ...its
well o tongue
Science/TechnologyRe: How A Nuclear Blast Or An Atomic Bomb Kills by groundnutoil(op): 10:46am On Jul 23, 2015
krattoss:
bros abeg when una post utme form go come out?
putme form is out go to WWW.futo.edu.ng
EducationRe: A Snake Killed By A Nairalander On His Way To Night Class In Absu by groundnutoil(m): 10:41am On Jul 23, 2015
Some girls will be screening guys dey want to
date as if its Nigerian idol, don't worry u will start
Gulder Ultimate Search when you are 32. :-
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Is Losing -buhari by groundnutoil(m): 6:36pm On Jul 20, 2015
well i dnt know whom to believe anymore media says bh boys are winning buhari is saying d opposite.dis con3 dn taya me lies everywhere.we are winning bt bombs keep going off everyday everywhere.pls can someone remind me d new meaning of winning again pls? sai nigeria
PhonesRe: Galaxy Tab S2: Samsung Announces Its Slimmest Tablet Ever [photos] by groundnutoil(m): 3:41pm On Jul 20, 2015
Abeg make una no vex na comment i just wan comment happy monday yall.like 4 samsung share 4 apple. grin
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why Dansuki Is Hunted by groundnutoil(op): 7:51pm On Jul 19, 2015
TheFreeOne:
If these allegations were true then the DSS should allow EFCC do its job rather than accusing him of treason and 'diabolical plans' which sounds unreal.
same tin am saying too
SportsRe: Oriental Derby: Enugu Rangers Vs Enyimba (1 - 2) - FT by groundnutoil(m): 7:40pm On Jul 19, 2015
honeric01:
Dolphins equalized in 5 mins? stop saying what you don't know.. it happened in 15 mins.

So now that it's against KP una enemy, you remembered Lewandoski scoring 3 goals in 4 mins (in which game?).

make i hear anyone talk any bullcrap when KP come back from goal (s) down at home to draw and win.. then una go see weeen..
DM no use pk equalize na na clean clean goals DM use but kp own if DM d loose DM go use pk equalize na y we d vex for DM DM to d manufacture pk from no were
SportsRe: Oriental Derby: Enugu Rangers Vs Enyimba (1 - 2) - FT by groundnutoil(m): 6:29pm On Jul 19, 2015
Krasid:
grin grin
we are gonna win league bro and rangers won us last in 2013
can u beat dat we are kings bro lol
SportsRe: Oriental Derby: Enugu Rangers Vs Enyimba (1 - 2) - FT by groundnutoil(m): 11:32am On Jul 19, 2015
taiocol:
seun mukina2 ishilove obinoscopy frontpage
dm go bring friedrice 4 una b4 una do d needful?taiocol predictions enugu 1 vs enYimba 3
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why Dansuki Is Hunted by groundnutoil(op): 11:23am On Jul 19, 2015
ahaz:
I can see the reason why he said he helped APC to come to power and how he did it, God will surely punish u for sabotaging gejs got. Dats y pepl told Jonah don't trust hausas but they refused, no wonder they stopped calling dasuki the way they called ND troubled azazi. They knew they got GEJ were they wanted him that's why they never cricticised his office, smart move.
spot on bro oja gej was nice to a fault and dat killed him
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why Dansuki Is Hunted by groundnutoil(op): 11:20am On Jul 19, 2015
boboLIL:
sharap there......
lol api sunday bro
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why Dansuki Is Hunted by groundnutoil(op): 9:03am On Jul 19, 2015
boboLIL:
Story
keyzid:
Ok na
boboLIL:
Story
una own na to d book space abi u no go fit contribute beta thing
SportsRe: Official NPFL Thread. (nigerian Professional Football League) by groundnutoil(m): 9:02am On Jul 19, 2015
Afam4eva:
I dreamed that Rangers beat Enyimba by 3 goals to 1.
beta go drink malaria drugs oo
SportsRe: Official NPFL Thread. (nigerian Professional Football League) by groundnutoil(m): 9:02am On Jul 19, 2015
uduokirika1:
Taiocol, Krasid, Groundnutoil, Crownprince102

Una no go open thread for the Biggest Oriental Derby? Rangers vs Enyimba

Please do. D needful ASAP
na taiocol we d wait for and u gan no go like open am
PoliticsReasons Why Dansuki Is Hunted by groundnutoil(op): 9:00am On Jul 19, 2015
hese are probably the reasons behind NSA Rtd, Sambo Dasuki's sins. There is a massive billion dollars corruption on defense contracts perpetuated by Sambo Dasuki under the guise of purchasing military equipment for the armed forces.
1. He purchased a refurbished MI Helicopters as new for the Nigerian Air force from Belarus at the cost of $84 million per one which the market value is $15 million two have already crashed and killed the pilots.
2. He purchased a substandard UAV (Drones) from China at an exorbitant price of $260 million as against a brand new UAV which was offered to Nigeria by Elbit Systems of Israel who are the pioneers and leading UAV Manufacturers in the world at a lower cost of $16.5 million per one and the Chinese UAV crashed on its maiden flight at Mafa village in Borno State.
3. He purchased and installed a Command and Control Centre in his office from an Israeli company called NICE at an exorbitant price of $80 million while the market value is put at $15 million. His office is not an Operational Agency by law as it serves only as an advisory role to the Presidency on security and intelligence matters so he doesn’t need a Command and Control Centre and since its installation it has never worked.
4. He has done a deal with the Chadian and Nigerien Governments to pay them cash to fight the Boko Haram on behalf of Nigeria which he collected huge amount of money and pay them peanuts.
5. The South African money for arms scandal. Culled from News Punch.
SportsRe: Official NPFL Thread. (nigerian Professional Football League) by groundnutoil(m): 7:10am On Jul 19, 2015
honeric01:
Hehehe, una better appease the gods with 10 solid bulls.
grin shebi
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Sitting On Nothing Seen In Ikeja (Shocking Photo) by groundnutoil(m): 1:55pm On Jul 17, 2015
dominique:
He used his leg to support his weight. Let him suspend both legs on the air, then I'll believe it's magic.
go do am new since I'm easy to use one leg support or weight like dat
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by groundnutoil(m): 10:51am On Jul 17, 2015
smallpeepee:
HaPpY Birthday Ferdybaba himself, I greet u Sir!, I greet ur new office too. More ferdybabes 2 yor cabinet.

Wishing you many more
fruitful years to come.
Hv fun bro!

use dese monikers 2 make a delicacy

Icefish1
Redoil
Groundnutoil
Breadandbutter
Cowleg
Boilcorn
Friedcorn
Friedplantain
Egusisoup
Onionsoup
Yam
Fowlyansh
Madgoat
& dnt 4get 2 check d deepfreezer.
Cheers!
angry
SportsRe: FC Taraba V Warri Wolves (1 - 2) - Live by groundnutoil(m): 6:05pm On Jul 16, 2015
taiocol:
3 minutes of added time
wolves win fool time
SportsRe: Official NPFL Thread. (nigerian Professional Football League) by groundnutoil(m): 5:12pm On Jul 16, 2015
taiocol:
Are you expecting me to troll warri wolves?



Krasid reply my mail
angry
SportsRe: FC Taraba V Warri Wolves (1 - 2) - Live by groundnutoil(m): 5:09pm On Jul 16, 2015
taiocol:
Goal Update FC Taraba 1-2 Warri Wolves
(Salami & Sikiru scorers for Wolves)
up wolves
SportsRe: Official NPFL Thread. (nigerian Professional Football League) by groundnutoil(m): 1:53pm On Jul 16, 2015
taiocol:
There was a footballer who plays for Enyimba FC of Aba in NPFL. His team-mates advised him to prepare answers in advance for a post-
Match interviews bcus his English isn’t that good.

Dey had a few mock interviews, and told him to answer exactly d same way during d live interviews because dey usually ask d same questions.

But it backfired spectacularly, as this never-seen-before happened.
REPORTER: firstly, I hear dat ur wife is pregnant. That’s fantastic news, Congratulations!

Footballer: Yes, thank u. All credits goes 2my team mates. Everyone worked hard for it, especially groundnutoil, honeric01 and krasid

It was a tight situation when they
came in, but there performance was great, with the help from dockayer and danfiazo, who looked like they
Were really enjoying themselves.
Special thanks to mukina2 for finding space from impossibly tight angles.

And not forgetting uduokirika1 , who showed lots of energy when everyone was tired.

The reporter fainted grin grin
lwkmd bt y u gats to use enyimba
EntertainmentRe: Top Ten Most Popular Nigerian Dance Styles And The Originator. by groundnutoil(m): 8:00pm On Jul 15, 2015
angry

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