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pls i need a youtube link to watch this nigeria highlight pls i missed it thank u pls anybody |
mackfame:it was sokari who was selfied by the german coach cus he was gud |
Anulux:nne no be only u me sef ova 3.5 abeg make dm score more and u are d 2nd lady i dn see wey d bet |
MythAngel:make persin post line up abeg |
MizTyna:babe wetin i do u na u see me 4 dream? I d serious abeg |
midolian:bro thank u but we dn see dis site like i said we dn browse google taya we wan proof like which town for cape verde in particular like we need her full biography thank again bros |
midolian:bros i need beta proof i need date of birth where for cape d verde bros na 5k i bet abeg give me link thanks |
pls am seriously having arguments with my mates about this we dn browse Google taya we d see Ethiopia from Edo and cape Verde pls can someone give me a gud correct answer with correct proof abeg I staked on this |
uduokirika1:sorry bro i was busy today me also dey im back lol |
rokiatu:lwkmd thanks 4 d contribution btw u get d body of an actress wetin stil d hol u |
Nature129:bros u be nolly director?y u carry dia mata 4 head relax bros its just 4 laff.u dn see naija action film b4 like wetin an 8yr boi d produce mtchwww |
honeric01:see u if not for ojoro way pillar d threaten refs DM for d loose for home check out last season sunshine d win DM by 2 1 DM manufactured dubious penalty give kano pillars to draw DAT match same thing against rangers DM manufacture two penalties for pillar to win 3 2 corrupt peeps make we d watch name enyimba get. dis league just d watch |
sherrypelbrone:sister wetin be ur own na u no go go pay seen ad fee make I'm put am for FP for u ? |
Jollyjoy:hehehehe before u wan make DM ur blood abi |
pinkbee:both bolly and Molly no d ma dictionary only holly me d follow |
pinkbee:I thought u gals liked naija movies |
cally3D:bros wet u see fuel?no be or mates d trek so u no go go start or or own trekking journey to or destination |
agarawu23:sorry if its in d wrong section a beg help tell mods to move am |
1: Nobody locks the damn door. [Scenario]: A killer opens the gate, opens the front door, walks through the sitting room, up the stairs, and opens the bedroom door and strikes unchecked and unnoticed all the way through…Geez! 2. Sex makes you lose your sense of hearing. [Scenario]: Hubby comes home for lunch (as a surprise), opens the gate, drives in, locks the gate, opens the front door, goes upstairs (same as scenario 1), opens the bedroom door and catches the wife in bed with a lover. I guess we secrete “muff” hormones during sex…#Bio 101 3. Who says you cannot give birth to someone 5 years younger than you? [Scenario]: Desmond Elliot: Thanks mom. Eucharia Anulobi: you’re welcome dear. No makeup to depict the supposed difference in age or is her anti-aging cream that good? 4. 2 legs in trousers and black shoes isn’t a good sign. [Scenario]: Legs walking (cue in sound specialist with “Dramatic” sound effects) #ge geun-girigigi gigi.gaga-gugugbagba..ge geun#…Be warned!!! 5: The Police do not exaggerate. [Scenario]: Police man: *Flashes worn out ID* I am Inspector Mark, this is Sergeant James. You’re under arrest for the murder of “one” (yes one not two) Miss Sandra Johnson [name is fictional ooo}. Honest folks. Police is indeed your friend. 6: Even a modern gun has to be cocked several times before you shoot. [Scenario]: Bad guy: *cocks gun* I will shoot you if you do not stay down (1 min later) Bad guy: *Re-cocks gun* Where is the money? (Police siren) Bad guy: *Re-re-cocks gun* waste all of them. 7: All that you need to watch a movie is: The name, the poster and the cast. Shikena. Grab a bowl of tanfiri and enjoy. 8: If a film has 4 parts, all you need is the last 15 minutes of Part 4 to understand and enjoy the movie. 9: Men are soooo gullible. They swallow everything hook, line & sinker [Scenario]: Man: I kept calling Julie but her phone is switched off since last night so I decided to check her at home. Girlfriend’s best friend: Oh Julie? She’s not who you think she is. She went out with her other boyfriend. Man: I can’t believe she’d do this to me. Girlfriend’s best friend: I am so sorry. She doesn’t appreciate you…#blah blah# He ends up impregnating her best friend before discovering she made it all up. Why am I a man sef? Shame dey catch me. And for the last fac (for now)… 10: The world is the smallest place you can ever think of. [Scenario]: A man finally decides to marry but his proposed bride is his long lost sister whom his parents have been hiding. [Scenario]: The man and his family whom you maltreated will be the ones in position to help you in future. [Scenario]: Anyone who aborts a child always has difficulty having children later in life have a wonderful evening |
honeric01:lols bros me no na i be enyimba nt gabro fan na ma oga uncle uduokirika1 wey bin d yarn say dm go win i just been d laf am 4 were only team capable of winning dia na heartland and giwa dn maybe sunshine.btw way hu d top table abeg up enyimba joor |
uduokirika1:sorry bro can't happen kano pillars go rigg am |
uduokirika1:sorry bro can't happen kano pillars go rigg am |
gud work bro |
uduokirika1:the worst tin about gabros be say dm neva score dm 4 dia home let alone draw dm |
RedReact:no worry god is in control |
uduokirika1:lol u dn try bro up enyimba joor im get luck say dm give dm pk if nt draw im no for see |
;Dcrownprince102 .:Dlwkmd bros how market |
crownprince102:predictions.3sc 1 rangers 2 u go cry again today |
[quote author=mcdreeezy post=33723868]Lol so u know it's only tap-ins, headers and penalties he scores (penaldo) ![]() That's the difference btw cr7 and messi. Messi doesn't need goals o make impact in a match. It's all about everything he (Messi) does on the pitch. Penaldo should learn from La Pulga [/quote Am nt saying he is nt gud after all he is one of the top assister in d league all am saying is dat he isnt d former ronaldo dat he used to be.no more outside eighteen shots he nw passes rather dan shot wen he has d goal in site.all am say he has depreciated btw am going on leave i wont comment or view dis thread til nxt season |
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[/quote Am nt saying he is nt gud after all he is one of the top assister in d league all am saying is dat he isnt d former ronaldo dat he used to be.no more outside eighteen shots he nw passes rather dan shot wen he has d goal in site.all am say he has depreciated btw am going on leave i wont comment or view dis thread til nxt season