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SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Korea DPR (4 - 0) U-20 World Cup On June 4th 2015 by groundnutoil(m): 8:50am On Jun 04, 2015
pls i need a youtube link to watch this nigeria highlight pls i missed it thank u pls anybody
SportsRe: Flying Eagles of Nigeria Thread: U-20 World Cup (New Zealand 2015) by groundnutoil(m): 8:45am On Jun 04, 2015
mackfame:
Saviour Godwin
it was sokari who was selfied by the german coach cus he was gud
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Korea DPR (4 - 0) U-20 World Cup On June 4th 2015 by groundnutoil(m): 6:15am On Jun 04, 2015
Anulux:
Over 3.5...my lst bet......16k
nne no be only u me sef ova 3.5 abeg make dm score more and u are d 2nd lady i dn see wey d bet
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Korea DPR (4 - 0) U-20 World Cup On June 4th 2015 by groundnutoil(m): 5:18am On Jun 04, 2015
MythAngel:
The bouts are not settled yet .... They seem to be too eager to redeem .....
make persin post line up abeg
CelebritiesRe: Pls Where Is Lara Forte Oshomole From by groundnutoil(op): 10:33pm On Jun 02, 2015
MizTyna:
Indonesia
babe wetin i do u na u see me 4 dream? I d serious abeg
CelebritiesRe: Pls Where Is Lara Forte Oshomole From by groundnutoil(op): 9:49pm On Jun 02, 2015
midolian:
http://www.newsat247.com/2015/05/edo-governor-adams-oshiomhole-marries-cape-verdean-model-iara-forte-see-pictures/

http://www.thesummary.com.ng/index.php/k2-tags/lifestyle/item/864-oshiomole-marries-beauty-goddess-iara-forte

If u like, mke u no ask of my account number If u don collect money finish.
bro thank u but we dn see dis site like i said we dn browse google taya we wan proof like which town for cape verde in particular like we need her full biography thank again bros
CelebritiesRe: Pls Where Is Lara Forte Oshomole From by groundnutoil(op): 9:25pm On Jun 02, 2015
midolian:
cape verde
bros i need beta proof i need date of birth where for cape d verde bros na 5k i bet abeg give me link thanks
CelebritiesPls Where Is Lara Forte Oshomole From by groundnutoil(op): 9:04pm On Jun 02, 2015
pls am seriously having arguments with my mates about this we dn browse Google taya we d see Ethiopia from Edo and cape Verde pls can someone give me a gud correct answer with correct proof abeg I staked on this
SportsRe: Glo NPFL Warri Wolves FC 3 : 2 Abia Warriors (FULL TIME) by groundnutoil(m): 8:46pm On May 22, 2015
uduokirika1:
no wahala i dey with u
sorry bro i was busy today me also dey im back lol
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Facts About Nollywood Films by groundnutoil(op): 5:47am On May 22, 2015
rokiatu:
And this is absolutely normal. grin grin cheesy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzHyZiO8Ojc

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lwkmd thanks 4 d contribution btw u get d body of an actress wetin stil d hol u
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Facts About Nollywood Films by groundnutoil(op): 5:45am On May 22, 2015
Nature129:
This post is just crap! Despite all these flaws Nollywood films hit US Box Office and displace many Hollywood films. Nollywood is getting better as there will always be room for improvement. Nigeria commands entertainment in Africa with films and music. Nigerians are a very creative people. Obviously, you can't compare Nollywood films with that trash our ladies fall in love with on Telemundo...OP, abeg go sleep!
bros u be nolly director?y u carry dia mata 4 head relax bros its just 4 laff.u dn see naija action film b4 like wetin an 8yr boi d produce mtchwww
SportsRe: NPFL: Kano Pillars Vs Gabros by groundnutoil(m): 7:42pm On May 21, 2015
honeric01:
Then they should be ready to fight Enyimba, Warri wolves, Heartland, Rangers for the other 3 available spots lolz
see u if not for ojoro way pillar d threaten refs DM for d loose for home check out last season sunshine d win DM by 2 1 DM manufactured dubious penalty give kano pillars to draw DAT match same thing against rangers DM manufacture two penalties for pillar to win 3 2 corrupt peeps make we d watch name enyimba get. dis league just d watch
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Facts About Nollywood Films by groundnutoil(op): 7:24pm On May 21, 2015
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sister wetin be ur own na u no go go pay seen ad fee make I'm put am for FP for u ?
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Facts About Nollywood Films by groundnutoil(op): 7:22pm On May 21, 2015
Jollyjoy:
u get sharp eye. Na tomato kishup be their blood. Lolz
hehehehe before u wan make DM ur blood abi
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Facts About Nollywood Films by groundnutoil(op): 7:21pm On May 21, 2015
pinkbee:
Not my kind.
I'd rather watch bollywood
both bolly and Molly no d ma dictionary only holly me d follow
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Facts About Nollywood Films by groundnutoil(op): 5:43pm On May 21, 2015
pinkbee:
cheesy Very funny
I thought u gals liked naija movies
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Facts About Nollywood Films by groundnutoil(op): 5:42pm On May 21, 2015
cally3D:
Bike abeg carry mi go malawi, no b here I dey find!
bros wet u see fuel?no be or mates d trek so u no go go start or or own trekking journey to or destination
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Facts About Nollywood Films by groundnutoil(op): 5:41pm On May 21, 2015
agarawu23:
how is this crap romantic ?
sorry if its in d wrong section a beg help tell mods to move am
Romance10 Hilarious Facts About Nollywood Films by groundnutoil(op): 4:43pm On May 21, 2015
1: Nobody locks the damn door.
[Scenario]:
A killer opens the gate, opens the front door, walks
through the sitting room, up the stairs, and opens
the bedroom door and strikes unchecked and
unnoticed all the way through…Geez!
2. Sex makes you lose your sense of hearing.
[Scenario]:
Hubby comes home for lunch (as a surprise), opens
the gate, drives in, locks the gate, opens the front
door, goes upstairs (same as scenario 1), opens the
bedroom door and catches the wife in bed with a
lover. I guess we secrete “muff” hormones during
sex…#Bio 101
3. Who says you cannot give birth to someone 5
years younger than you?
[Scenario]:
Desmond Elliot: Thanks mom.
Eucharia Anulobi: you’re welcome dear.
No makeup to depict the supposed difference in age
or is her anti-aging cream that good?
4. 2 legs in trousers and black shoes isn’t a good
sign.
[Scenario]:
Legs walking (cue in sound specialist with
“Dramatic” sound effects) #ge geun-girigigi­
gigi.gaga-gugugbagba..ge geun#…Be warned!!!
5: The Police do not exaggerate.
[Scenario]:
Police man: *Flashes worn out ID* I am Inspector
Mark, this is Sergeant James. You’re under arrest
for the murder of “one” (yes one not two) Miss
Sandra Johnson [name is fictional ooo}.
Honest folks. Police is indeed your friend.
6: Even a modern gun has to be cocked several
times before you shoot.
[Scenario]:
Bad guy: *cocks gun* I will shoot you if you do not
stay down
(1 min later)
Bad guy: *Re-cocks gun* Where is the money?
(Police siren)
Bad guy: *Re-re-cocks gun* waste all of them.
7: All that you need to watch a movie is: The name,
the poster and the cast.
Shikena. Grab a bowl of tanfiri and enjoy.
8: If a film has 4 parts, all you need is the last 15
minutes of Part 4 to understand and enjoy the
movie.
9: Men are soooo gullible. They swallow everything
hook, line & sinker
[Scenario]:
Man: I kept calling Julie but her phone is switched
off since last night so I decided to check her at
home.
Girlfriend’s best friend: Oh Julie? She’s not who you
think she is. She went out with her other boyfriend.
Man: I can’t believe she’d do this to me.
Girlfriend’s best friend: I am so sorry. She doesn’t
appreciate you…#blah blah#
He ends up impregnating her best friend before
discovering she made it all up.
Why am I a man sef? Shame dey catch me.
And for the last fac (for now)…
10: The world is the smallest place you can ever
think of.
[Scenario]:
A man finally decides to marry but his proposed
bride is his long lost sister whom his parents have
been hiding.
[Scenario]:
The man and his family whom you maltreated will
be the ones in position to help you in future.
[Scenario]:
Anyone who aborts a child always has difficulty
having children later in life
have a wonderful evening
SportsRe: NPFL: Kano Pillars Vs Gabros by groundnutoil(m): 8:52pm On May 20, 2015
honeric01:
Game never even start, you don concede defeat lol.

I told una say Gabros no fit do shishi for Kano, una see? lolz
lols bros me no na i be enyimba nt gabro fan na ma oga uncle uduokirika1 wey bin d yarn say dm go win i just been d laf am 4 were only team capable of winning dia na heartland and giwa dn maybe sunshine.btw way hu d top table abeg up enyimba joor
SportsRe: NPFL: Kano Pillars Vs Gabros by groundnutoil(m): 3:52pm On May 20, 2015
uduokirika1:
Lets see what comes out of kano
sorry bro can't happen kano pillars go rigg am
SportsRe: NPFL: Kano Pillars Vs Gabros by groundnutoil(m): 3:52pm On May 20, 2015
uduokirika1:
Lets see what comes out of kano
sorry bro can't happen kano pillars go rigg am
SportsRe: Some Pictures Of NPFL Weekend Matches At Ibadan And Nnewi by groundnutoil(m): 12:44pm On May 19, 2015
gud work bro
SportsRe: Official NPFL Thread. (nigerian Professional Football League) by groundnutoil(m): 6:17am On May 18, 2015
uduokirika1:
NPFL - WEEK NINE RESULTS
Abia Warriors 0 - 1 Kano Pillars
Dolphins 1 - 2 Enyimba
El Kanemi 1 - 0 Bayelsa
Gabros 1 - 0 Sharks
Giwa 0 - 0 Taraba
Heartland 2 - 0 Akwa United
Nasarawa 1 - 1 Sunshine Stars
Shooting 1 - 1 Enugu
Wikki 1 - 0 Lobi
the worst tin about gabros be say dm neva score dm 4 dia home let alone draw dm
SportsRe: NPFL: Shooting Stars Vs Rangers (1 - 1) On 17th May 2015 by groundnutoil(m): 6:13am On May 18, 2015
RedReact:
market no good at all embarassed embarassed sad
no worry god is in control
SportsRe: NPFL: Shooting Stars Vs Rangers (1 - 1) On 17th May 2015 by groundnutoil(m): 8:57pm On May 17, 2015
uduokirika1:
Crownprince102 don go AWOL after dat 15min Rangers strike.!!!!!


Na me come dey anchor dis thread as OP don tear race
lol u dn try bro up enyimba joor im get luck say dm give dm pk if nt draw im no for see
SportsRe: NPFL: Shooting Stars Vs Rangers (1 - 1) On 17th May 2015 by groundnutoil(m): 8:20pm On May 17, 2015
;Dcrownprince102 grin.

:Dlwkmd bros how market
SportsRe: NPFL: Shooting Stars Vs Rangers (1 - 1) On 17th May 2015 by groundnutoil(m): 2:13pm On May 16, 2015
crownprince102:
Lekan Salami Stadium

Capacity: 18,000

Owner: Oyo State Government

Built: 1978

Surface: Grass


Cc: Uduokirika1, Taiocol, Krasid, groundnutoil, Honeric01
predictions.3sc 1 rangers 2 u go cry again today
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by groundnutoil(m): 12:06pm On May 14, 2015
[quote author=mcdreeezy post=33723868]Lol grin so u know it's only tap-ins, headers and penalties he scores (penaldo) grin

That's the difference btw cr7 and messi. Messi doesn't need goals o make impact in a match. It's all about everything he (Messi) does on the pitch. Penaldo should learn from La Pulga cool[/quote Am nt saying he is nt gud after all he is one of the top assister in d league all am saying is dat he isnt d former ronaldo dat he used to be.no more outside eighteen shots he nw passes rather dan shot wen he has d goal in site.all am say he has depreciated btw am going on leave i wont comment or view dis thread til nxt season

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