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thanta:
its not.. It drains u.. Can cause seminal lekage.. Can make you last less in bed.. Can give u weak erection.. Can have psychological effects.. Can err..the list is endless actually..

Just stop.. Feeling Hot without relieving yourself beats masturbating..trust me..or jus get a girlfriend
GOODLUCK WITH THE DECISIONS YOU DECIDE TO TAKE

On the contrary it reduced my sensitivity.

EzeEbira:
You left masturbation for formication,
From frying pan to fire.

Well, I never claimed celibacy.
It's when I started enjoying masturbation over sex that I knew there was a problem.

Hi Guys,

I was a chronic masturbator for six years, it was quite depressing. I tried everything to stop it but all efforts proved abortive.
On one faithful night in my hotel room at Abj, I called a runz girl with massive boobs, when I tried everything and I couldn't cum, something clicked in my brain and since then, I haven't felt the urge to masturbate or watch porn again.

That was more than 2 months ago.
It feels good to be free.

abdulkayus:
WHAT?
My guy, which kind mind she get? Hope u are nt exaggerating? Just two weeks of learning how to drive and she is on her way to Sokoto frm Lagos with L.
Hmmmmmmm, my guy, abeg gist me, am interested.

It was in the 90s

I don't know where people get all these crappy info from
Op iPhone charge very very fast, no need for all these super fast charge crap. Just use the original cable and any good charger and you are good to go.
BTW iPhone is the only phone that charges fast with laptop.

If osibanjo was elected instead of bubu we won't be buying garri for 800 Now

Op this is a brilliant write up, I've read the rejoinder and I must my innoson is on the right path. Especially in a volatile market like Nigeria where logic takes backseat and ignorance is the order of the day

so I've been away for a while
I towed the car in on Monday and got an engine misfire DTS (p0300), the engr opened the engine and after analyzing from top to bottom told me
-timing was poorly fixed
-a screw in crankshaft was missing
The poorly fixed timing had affected the engine so badly that the piston was hitting the valve and it was bent. Long story short
They want to change a lot of things in the engines and it's totaling 230k, I told him in not interested I'll get another engine

Cc
gazzuzz
sultaan

Ngozi go and cook your indomie in the car

peacettw:
You all haven't answered my question though. Surely you must have seen someone, anyone?

I've seen women Drivers I respect
My aunt Learnt to drive and two weeks later she was on her way to sokoto from Lagos with L or is it my cousin that races with me in 3rdMB

Anatomies differ, I don't eat in the morning, Cause if I do, I become lethargic through out the day, the only thing that can make me eat in the morning is longer-throat

They are probably just threatening them, I'm sure the children are terrible.
mummy, aunty said if I don't do my homework I will go to jail

hotbullion:
Hey bro, check my profile and read my reviews of some cars. Will like your feedback. Cheers.

Ive read all your threads I'm a keen follower
You give a down to earth review because you drive the cars personally keep up the good work

I've been following this op and I must say
he doesn't know jack about giving reviews
Why are you listing the curb weight of a car to an average Nigerian, Haba
It's a review not a technical report

immediately I finished my driving school, I felt like a boss, the next day I took a car out to go get a haircut (owerri has very thin roads), I was jerking on the road , As i got to where I was going to, I had to make a u-turn, did I mention that owerri has very rough drivers, when the road cleared a bit I tried negotiating the turn, considering the road was quite thin, I had to reverse, but that's where my problems started, as I got to the edge of the road and shifted my stick to reverse, I started recalling all I learnt in driving school oya clutch, comot ya leg half, oya turtle am small, cut ya hand, cut am well well oya march brake , it didn't help, my engine died, here I was, obstructing the flow of traffic, people honking,shouting, cursing, me, sweating in an air conditioned vehicle.
One Good Samaritan had to help me drive out
I got a learners permit the following day

I just witnessed the birth of car talk

Manual is the truth

Theory meets practical
But wait o
So you didn't know or you weren't interested when he was an undergraduate

fabiomatic:
Why is nobody talking about brain box? Brainbox could be bad u know?

What are the symptoms

GAZZUZZ:
Oh! I see . This case bad. Just find an automotive tech That will prescribe the right work to be done after proper and extensive diagnosis.

God bless you Mr gazzuzz, currently the car is parked where it broke down, I've been to busy
Thank God for my civic

captainking:
diportivo please explain oo.. Don't leave us hanging nah

He is being sarcastic
It's can an i4 ( 4 inline ) engine
Not a v4

GAZZUZZ:
Better.

Now unscrew the upstream O2 sensor and drive the car, it will be noisy, but if there is an improvement your catalytic converter is blocked. Replace or clear the contents if you cannot afford a new one.

That's if the car starts at all

We bought the car in Abj and cleaned the plugs, it drove down without any issues (only tmps and engine light). When it got down, someone did over sabi and topped the power steering oil, the power steering packed up( it was subsequently fixed), I drove to a filling station (not my regular) , to get fuel before going for a party, the car drove to the party well (15km), after the party the car started well and was moving, it now started jerking then started crawling finally it stopped, I waited and started it , it managed to crawl home. I called my local mechanic the following day, he said the fuel was bad and "has entered the engine " , we changed the fuel and oil.
The following morning as I started the car, I heard a grinding noise that subsided in less than a second (this continued up till now), the VSA and traction control light had come up, the car was lagging before accelerating, it struggled to climb hill and it was guzzling fuel, but it was still cruising. One the 31st I was driving to the village, I was in a holdup for 3hrs and my AC was on after the hold up cleared, the lost all powe and was crawling at less than 20km/h , I parked and waited for 30mins before I restarted the car, it came alive and kept moving my mech says it was the plugs , I Changed the plugs (this plugs turned out to be worse, the lost of power was occurring more frequently over shorter distances especially with AC)
I told a friend and he recommended a mechanic at onitsha, the mechanic drove the car abit he came to 3 conclusions
-Timing chain needs adjustment
-fuel pump needs changing
-nozzle needs cleaning
They scanned the car and it was dropping some camshaft codes, we changed the sensor, opened the engine block and corrected the timing chain (without a computer ), also changed the fuel pump, 4 days later and 80k poorer, we came back turned the car, the only light showing was tmps,I was ecstatic, we left the mechanics shop around 6, I hadn't driven up to 3 minutes on a hill when I heard a cranking noise, all the lights came back.
Managed it to owerri like that doing 60-80 ( it's a 90km drive)
The following day as I driving I heard another cranking noise and the lights
cleared, I detoured and took a spin doing some hard acceleration (I heard timing chain is vulnerable at high rpm), nothing happened so I drove home. The engine light still came up but the car was performing well till this last incident

sultaan:
Soit is plausible that after you bought the car your mechanic serviced it(changed spark plugs) then te car won't work right you took it back and he did the timing and the car is stil not working right.

What I wrote is what came up in my mind why don't you start from the begining of the problem so those who can help know what kind of damage your mechanic has done. Start from who worked on it a week before the first problem began.

You asked for it

sultaan:
Soit is plausible that after you bought the car your mechanic serviced it(changed spark plugs) then te car won't work right you took it back and he did the timing and the car is stil not working right.

What I wrote is what came up in my mind why don't you start from the begining of the problem so those who can help know what kind of damage your mechanic has done. Start from who worked on it a week before the first problem began.

It's a very long epistle, very long

GAZZUZZ:
Let's look at this from a different angle.

Run a vin check here https://www.nairaland.com/3523819/come-vin-checks-reports

Let's see if vehicle is a flooded vehicle.

I've run the VIN check, no issues at all

GAZZUZZ:
Let's look at this from a different angle.

Run a vin check here https://www.nairaland.com/3523819/come-vin-checks-reports

Let's see if vehicle is a flooded vehicle.

I've contacted them but the car spent all its life in Nigeria, the previous owner wasn't even willing to sell, he just had a bad loan, I just checked online the light is called traction lost light

sultaan:
The magic statement that was omitted from the begining

So what is the mileage on the engine and why did you correct the timing

89,000km, the car was guzzling fuel,it was accelerating poorly, it couldn't climb hills, if you drive for long the engine will lose power and will need like 30 minutes to calm Down.
Also in the morning the was showing the vsa and hazard lights

luvinhubby:
This is what Gazzuz is talking about looks like.

In addition to that, get someone to help you check and set the timing also alongside that sensor.

I corrected the timing recently, I've changed that stuff twice

mayor2013:
Scan the ride. Copy down scan result report it live on car talk I concur with Gazzuzz. Recently changed a crank sensor on same honda accord but a 2008 model

is the crank censor the same as the camshaft sensor

Never start a business with a bank loan
The interest is not interesting

GAZZUZZ:
then the problem is not MAF. You have electrical issues.

Thanks a lot, I think I'll get a Auto service company, any recommendations in owerri