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Lovely and funny, great job @Lazyreporta

Lazyreporta:
On the Island of the affluent in Lagos, I rarely hear aircraft buzzing in the sky, except the posh helicopters of the busy rich. The airport and flight noise don’t affect the airspace, it only devalues the land.

The rich pretend to pray, but God is on the Mainland, land on the island is too expensive to build many worship centers.

The Island was not built for Beer. It is the hub of champagne, spirits, and wines. Beer is for the road, an appetizer bottled on the Mainland.

The Mainland is crowded with families. Life on the island has no friends. Everything is cash or ‘waka’. The roads are expensively tolled, the schools are US ‘Dollard’, and a smile might cost some ‘Nairas’.

The Island expands while the Mainland remains the same. Under neon lights, millions of Mainland ‘ants’ trample on the Third Mainland Bridge into the Island of their dreams. Many die on the bridge, many earn a kobo, and many rob the others.
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The Island goes to the Mainland, only to fly. Life on the mainland has many tribes. Bad roads and traffic jamborees in Enugu suburbs like Ago and Okota would eventually pursue ‘Omo Igbo’ to the East. The smart ones live in Yoruba neighborhoods, like itire, with Chinese constructed drainages. Sharp guys have moved into Surulere, the Governor’s neighborhood and the best place to drink. The number of youths in Festac makes one wonder if they ate their parents for dinner.

Ketu is a gang of Yoruba women hustling to breathe. Ikorodu can be great if it gets a bridge into the island. Yaba is the link between books, Aristos, ‘White House’ and an infamous Psyche ward (Yaba-left).yaba

Sex is on Allen, tax is a joyride at Alausa. Obanikoro is the name of a man on the Island and a place in the Mainland. Everything on the Mainland is made in Ilupeju, Ogba, Isolo, Agidingbi, and Oregun. Agbara is not on the Mainland, it’s in Ogun state, like Mowe and Ibafo.

Everything on the Island is imported from the Mainland ports of Apapa and Tin Can. The sound of Mazamaza and Okokomaiko can cure madness. Homes in Idi-Araba are waiting to collapse, thank God for LUTH; Igbobi’s Orthopedics is not too far away.

There is a Lagos state University campus in every Mainland corner; the main campus and a military cantonment are at Ojo. Musicians from Mushin and Ajegunle have monopolized the sympathy of poverty, while Egbeda and Ikotun get no pity.
If eyes are closed in Agege and Iddo when a train passes, one can pretend to be in Grand Central Station. 3Gbagadans usually pretend to be on the Island, but Oworonshoki can’t get away with such lies. Ogudu GRA insists on being distinct from a conjoined Ojota, while Amuwo-Odofin calls itself Festac Extension.

Iju and Ojodu villages are hyped by estate agents. Ebute-Metta is an old Yoruba phrase: “A place of three shores.” It is a decaying dream of British colonialism and Brazilian architecture.

Most of the residents of Magodo and Omole are Landlords. Maryland is not a saint and Anthony is not a Village. Igando and Ipaja are playing catching up with the state government.

Ikeja is the official capital of Lagos. The State House is on the Island, where the real capital is. Lagos deserves a special status in the constitution.index

On the Island, money has relatives. Ikoyi and Victoria Island are twin sisters, posh from birth and wrinkled with age. Lekki is a distant cousin, taxing and full of fraudulent schemes. VGC and Eleko are wealthy uncles, isolated from others and always overseas. Nicon and Parkview are the pretty nieces with feigned American and British accents. Oniru and Elegushi are the nephews from the village, who recently found wealth and arrogance. Ajah is the Step-sister, giving birth to children she can’t feed. Jakande and Igbo-Efon are broke In-laws, hardworking but always in need. Ibeju-Lekki and Epe are the Jilted aunts, feeding on promises and searching for suitors. Obalende is the lost brother without a mind, thought to be dead. Eko, Idumota, and Marina are Triplets of Royal descents, with trade on their minds, and power between their legs. Maroko is the baby that was aborted at Midterm. Makoko is the dirty bastard that wouldn’t disappear. Eko Atlantic City has recently left the incubator, hoping to survive. Many other siblings are just occupying space and causing traffic jams on the Island of the rich.

This is how I know I’m not on the Island: service attendants begging for money; Lastma officials lurking behind traffic lights; Dunghill switch is everywhere, and I can’t get an Iota of decency.

Source... Lazyreporta

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@TRYGO thanks, please if you come across any of the above stated vehicles or any electric vehicle (full electric) please let me know.

I am glad you have the competence to service such.

Urgently needed please!

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Pls guru in da house, I need actual amount 1million investes in TB will give me after 90days and can someone give me the formula to work TB out. Thanks using 12% interest.

12% is what you get in 12 months, so you effectively get 1% for each month, 90 days will be 3%.

Interests are quoted per annum

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@elshanAutos Please is the Nissan Leaf you saw at Ojodu up for sale?

Anyone with any of the listed vehicles available for sale should please contact me.

Nissan leaf
BMW i3
Chevy Bolt/Volt
Tesla S
Renault Zoe

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Anyone who has a full electric car already in Nigeria for sale should please contact me.

Nissan leaf
BMW i3
Chevy Bolt
Tesla S

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Printing of the plastic parts will take about 10 hours as can be seen in the slicer's time estimator above, so we wait...

Bill of Materials (BOM) needed

SG90 Servo - 6pcs
HC-SR04 Ultrasonic Sensor - 1pcs
Screws M2 x 8mm - 12pcs
TinyPlan Development Board

...then nicely sliced, before sending off to the 3D printer (Flashforge)

We start by downloading the 3D files of the different parts of the humanoid minion robot at https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2414933.

We load them up into our 3D slicer software for slicing...

It is quite common for hobbyist to build robots (robotic arm, humanoid and vehicular) on arduino, raspberry pi platform, if you do not want to use the ready-to-mix (but limited) Lego Mindstorm or VEX platforms.

Arduino and raspberry pi are great but you need a few break-out boards or shields to achieve seamless control (radio, wifi, bluetooth) while the inconvenience of tethering a power source to them or mounting batteries to power them while they last.

The miniPlan is a robotic platform like other development boards that was created with the vision of having all robot enthusiasts to have fun working with robots without burning a hole in their pockets or their parent's pockets. It comes with its own battery pack and can either act as a Wifi access point for you to connect and control or make it to connect to your wireless network, thereby opening up a world of opportunities.

In this thread, we will chronicle the build of different robots using the MiniPlan development boards.

Bet it is going to be fun!!

@EndiaSami

Sweethome Executive Shower Control

Water Closet Tank

Basin Mixer

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EndiaSami:
WC s

How much is this WC please?