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Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Guavo: 6:56am On Jun 25, 2021
Guavo:
For those that wrote on saturday,check your results. Send RESULT To 55019 To do that.
My sincere apology to those whom my earlier post might have mislead ,especially those who had wasted some dough to check their results. It might be comimg late, but then... I need do the needful.
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Becomes Euros All Time Top Scorer by Guavo: 8:55am On Jun 24, 2021
ThierryJay:
Fun fact: Almost 40% of CR's goals in Euros have come against hapless Hungary.

You've got to give it to him. He's got a great taste for Hungarian delicacies grin

Congrats to him though. He is the best European player of all time. But he no reach the big 4 South American GOATs.
Hapless hungary you said ? Pray tell,what was the final scores between the hapless hungary verses france and germany ? and they are ?
Sports / Re: Ali Daei Congratulates Ronaldo As He Equals Men Goalscoring Record by Guavo: 8:12am On Jun 24, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:

Why won't MESSI miss penalties when CR7 trains vigorously for Penalties.
A player that has outlived his relevance in the scheme of play but very wise to steal penalties from teammates who win the penalties.
CR7 has no option but to score penalties so as to keep his fame evergreen.
Without penalties he is useless.
It was proven today.
What has he really contributed in the last games?
Ask SANCHES....
Overflowing rivers of living tears and heartbreaking pains ! Your tears gives him that vigour to keep scoring more penalties and breaking records,while you keep wailing,gnashing your teeths and hating ! You're hating the wrong guy,believe me. Nobody hates the nobodies of the society.

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Sports / Re: Ali Daei Congratulates Ronaldo As He Equals Men Goalscoring Record by Guavo: 8:03am On Jun 24, 2021
HEAVEN4444:
penaldo grin
you are right sir ! But...your overflowing fountain of pains gives him joy,unfortunately.

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Sports / Re: Ali Daei Congratulates Ronaldo As He Equals Men Goalscoring Record by Guavo: 7:57am On Jun 24, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:

Good Analysis you have up there and You also wrote that CR7 trains in EVERYTHING right? ..
Please what about DRIBBLING?
when was the last time CR7 dribbled at least a player unassisted?
Did you know that GEORGE WEAH was more of a complete player than CR7.
George WEAH could dribble from his half to the opponent's half.
He has got dribbling skills.
He has got powerful kicks.
He has got heading skills.
He has got penalty skills & many more
109 goals in 176 appearances on the national stage,let that sink in ! It's no longer "he can't score against france,germany,spain ",it's now ;"they are all penalties!". Few players can dribble than ousame dembele ,go watch his game and rest ! you will keep wailing,he will continue to break records and setting new ones,and you may end up developing high blood pressure when ever you read about his achievements. Ronaldo i know,messi i know ,who are you ?

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Religion / Re: The Hijaab Debate In Nigeria by Guavo: 3:38pm On Jun 23, 2021
Saifullah01:

The above comment is why I don't want to join issues with you. Peace
No,the only reason you dont want to engage ola17 on that pertinent question he asked you is that the converstation will bring your hypocrisy to light. He was not rude nor used foul language on you,so why backing off ? Banning of beer in kano state and even enjoying the revenue it generates with other states and christain schools being against hijab usage inthe school is the perfect analogy for these conversation sir. Even the blind can see it. So,what do you think ?

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Religion / Re: The Hijaab Debate In Nigeria by Guavo: 3:22pm On Jun 23, 2021
Saifullah01:

I hope my earlier comment above addresses this issue of imposition of personal beliefs.
you have not answered the question ola17 asked you on banning of beer in kano. what do you think ? I got that feeling you intentionally ignored that comment because it's going to expose your hypocrisy and bias in this topic you just created.

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Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Guavo: 11:26am On Jun 23, 2021
DrEmmy01:
Is this legit?
I don't understand your question,sir.
Romance / Re: Do Not Judge Me Am About To Start A Life Of Runz by Guavo: 11:14am On Jun 23, 2021
slimman007:


Pussy slave, go and assist your immediate or extended families in needs.Don't be a slave to pussy
Too bad ! The name calling is so unnecessary.
Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Guavo: 8:23am On Jun 23, 2021
For those that wrote on saturday,check your results. Send RESULT To 55019 To do that.
Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Guavo: 7:26am On Jun 22, 2021
Najdorf:

I struggled with physics too but that was to due to lack of preparation. Hoping math and English will boost my score.

Also, when is the result expected to be out? Let me prepare myself mentally and emotionally
I dont's struggle with physics,in general,it was an off day. I do not have an idea on that,sir.
Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Guavo: 6:21pm On Jun 21, 2021
Physics took my ass to the cleaner today cry.
Like,what really happened ?
Was it that I panicked ?
I couldn't just figure out one substantial reason(s) I went blank ,in physics,in that hall!
Questions like stroke law ( friction between fluids),graph on Charles law and some basic calculations in idea gas law,radioactivity,precisely the decay constant,waves ; precisely problems solving on progressive wave,the distance between the eyepiece and objective focal lengths of astronomical telescopes, electrostatic induction, calculation on reactance in a simple a.c circuit and...those are the few I could remember,was what got he behaving like a block head in that hall!
I felt bad,and probably still feeling bad.
On biology,I saw questions like the relationship between brittle worm and crab is what ? ,Questions on DNA segment,the thymine,guanine and other hydrogen base, on DNA . Organic evolution ,follicle stimulating hormone ( that's probably the only question that came out in hormone),the flame cell , transpiration in plants, social animals ( why do I have that feeling that many will choose cat as the correct option ? It's fox ,anyway,among the options available,even though it was a guess work on my path ), the functions of some parts of the brain ( precisely ,the medulla oblongata ),ecology ( please,study these area !,even though I don't like that topic,it sounds so Greek to me cry), the supporting systems in some invertebrates and.... that's all I can remember for now.
On Chemistry,questions on qualitative analysis were asked ( wet test for your halogens ),the classes of normal salts,test for your hydrocarbons,the aromatic nature of benzene,your polymers,your crude oils and it components when fractionally distillated, your plastic and rubber, calculation on mass-mass relationship,combustion of hydrocarbons, isomerism and....those are the few I can remember.
On English,your phrasal verbs,your idioms,your vowel and consonant sounds ( I hate these topic undecided), your concords, word stress, Anthony and his elder brother ( guess ? ) And some really cheap questions on that novel.
Oh lest,I forget,I met a girl!
A new friend ( that's actually the lie my brain tells itself !)
like..oh well, that's story for another day! Duh !

My parting words ?

Please, don't panic,like I did in physics, in that hall and ensure to breath deeply as much as possible to exhale the pressure building up in your abdomen.
It's really that simple.
Success everyone.

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Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Guavo: 4:11pm On Jun 19, 2021
Chycebel:
why do u ask?
Have a great day.
Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Guavo: 2:30pm On Jun 19, 2021
Vitamin17:


Same with me...I nearly collapsed today...all my efforts just wasted like that..
candidates should not be experiencing this! Over 4years+ of using CB Method ,this issue ought to have been permanently sorted out. Success bro.
Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Guavo: 2:24pm On Jun 19, 2021
Chycebel:
I feel so Sorry for u, just keep ur hopes high u hear ,To other jambites that are yet to write their exams in case ur computer freezes or go blank or hangs just press the f5 button or ctrl+5 on ur keyboard to resolve the issue
When are you writing ?
Romance / Re: How To Finger A Lady by Guavo: 7:51pm On Jun 17, 2021
NaijaBoy213:
FIRST OF ALL....

1. Cut your nails.
2. Wash your hands.
3. Stimulate her thighs and grab it firmly.
4. Fuddle her boobs.
5. Flick and play with her clit while you kiss her same time.
6. Wait until she's wet before sliding your finger in so it won't hurt.
7. Soon as you feel she's wet, look her dead in the eyes while you slide your fingers in her.
8. Grab her by the neck and choke her while your fingers go deeper in her pussy.
9. Twist and grind slowly in her walls, looking for the pin point of her G Spot.
10. Pay attention to her body language to know when you found the right spot with your fingers.
11. Soon as you find the spot, focus on it, grind in there, go deeper, talk shit to her at the same time.
12. Ask her how she want it, faster? Slowly?

Then Bleep the hell out of her.. cool
Thank me later grin grin
thanks for the tips.

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Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Guavo: 5:19pm On Jun 15, 2021
Lordsagna:

Boss I dey ooo.....my exam is on Saturday 19th ....7 am
you?
The pace setters ! 365 ? Great one .I admire your cojones already! Success ,man.
Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Guavo: 5:13pm On Jun 15, 2021
xoftt:
I've done my reprinting today oo my exam date is 19th and time is 7am. Na we dey open floor. lol.
wishing you huge success,man. 21th here, 7:00 AM.
Politics / Re: #AishaTheHypocrite: Aisha Yesufu Labelled A 'Hypocrite'; Dragged Online (Photos) by Guavo: 3:28pm On Jun 01, 2021
Fahdiga:
I will always stand by the truth
That raging emotion of hate is not the truth. You're allowing your emotions of hatred and anger towards her to get the better of you so far, someone may end up thinking you got personal issues with her.
Politics / Re: #AishaTheHypocrite: Aisha Yesufu Labelled A 'Hypocrite'; Dragged Online (Photos) by Guavo: 3:17pm On Jun 01, 2021
Abascoh:


. This is the full tweet, she was clearly warning Namadi Sambo not to tamper with the results of the elections in Kaduna state. El rufai posted that Sambo was trying to force the REC to change the results and Aisha responded that after standing in line for hours to vote that Sambo should not try that or he will see anyhow. Just because she forgot to use a punctuation mark, you shameless liars have capitalized on it to deceive gullible people. To whom it may concern, Mynd44, Lalasticlala, Seun e.t.c please pull down this shameless fake and false propaganda from nairaland FP (How did it even get there in the first place?).
This is a shameful campaign of calumny and a stain on nairaland as a respectable forum.
Thanks for this ! I can't believe some Nigerians are dragging these woman despite all she did during that ENDSARS Campaign. Methink we deserve these stupid government we got.
Politics / Re: #AishaTheHypocrite: Aisha Yesufu Labelled A 'Hypocrite'; Dragged Online (Photos) by Guavo: 3:07pm On Jun 01, 2021
naija1stnigar:
Now I can see that a lot of Nigerians have incurable stupidity if not why should they be dragging someone who has a right under the law to vote candidiates of her choice or to be voted for in an election simply because she has been speaking up against a calamitous government. When people like sowore speaks the same fools will lambast him for supporting the disastrous leader and now someone else who never supported the evil is speaking they are calling her all sorts of unprintable names simply because she is advocating for a better Nigeria. My take is that a lot of Nigerians deserve what they are going through at the moment. Sekena!
They are probably pained because she spoke against the VP. But the same people got no issue if she speaks up against mr PRESIDENT! I think they are the ones who are not only tribal bigots but the hypocrites they are accusing her of. We deserve BUHARI,methink !
Politics / Re: #AishaTheHypocrite: Aisha Yesufu Labelled A 'Hypocrite'; Dragged Online (Photos) by Guavo: 3:06pm On Jun 01, 2021
naija1stnigar:
Now I can see that a lot of Nigerians have incurable stupidity if not why should they be dragging someone who has a right under the law to vote candidiates of her choice or to be voted for in an election simply because she has been speaking up against a calamitous government. When people like sowore speaks the same fools will lambast him for supporting the disastrous leader and now someone else who never supported the evil is speaking they are calling her all sorts of unprintable names simply because she is advocating for a better Nigeria. My take is that a lot of Nigerians deserve what they are going through at the moment. Sekena!
They are probably pained because she spoke against the VP. But the same people got no issue if she speaks up against mr PRESIDENT! I think they are the ones who are not only tribal bigots but the hypocrites they are accusing her of. We deserve BUHARI,me think !
Politics / Re: #AishaTheHypocrite: Aisha Yesufu Labelled A 'Hypocrite'; Dragged Online (Photos) by Guavo: 2:57pm On Jun 01, 2021
Jollylolly:
Very mentally decline woman she is
The same woman you were all praising to high heavens during the #ENDSARS Campaign. It is well. Life lesson in there,though.
Education / Re: Between Unizik And UNN, Which Is A Better Place To Study Pharmacy by Guavo: 2:56pm On May 27, 2021
BlissB:
Uncle, my reply was based on 2018 �‍♀️
Okay aunty.
Programming / Re: How Do You Overcome Laziness And Dizziness When Working by Guavo: 1:35pm On May 19, 2021
Engage in basic exercises like push up,pull up and other cardio and strength training exercises inthe early hours of the day,take your bath and prepare for work. And most importantly,aviod breakfast,it makes one feel sleepy and lazy during the day. A cup of water is enough to keep your day going till noon.
Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by Guavo: 11:30am On May 11, 2021
sirgalahad26:
Hey There,
If you can complete simple tasks in 10mins, contact me via my siggy.
1500 is your reward! [color=#006600][/color]
I called the number on your sig few minutes ago ,you're not picking up.

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