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The parents should watch him closely, before he will use the boy to boast his juju. I don't trust Afonjas

[quote author=RapportNaija post=61997471]I don't know the right segment to put my "Monitor Lizard" story

So, I was feeling bored and was about to hit the streets about noon yesterday when I heard a knock on my front gate.

It was our neighbor, who's a friend to my Papa, and he was gonna come check the trap he and my Papa set for some Monitor Lizard they'd been spotting for a few weeks.

This animal is so sly that it always eat the bait in the trap and always escape it every time until yesterday.

This time, they used three chicken eggs as bait and the alligator done swallowed the tree, and was about to snuck out when it got trapped.

I heard my name and I ran outside to go see what's up, only to see our neighbor slapping life outta the animal with a machete and a coy smile on his mouth. Immediately, he put a call through to my Papa to announce their latest catch and I could tell they were exhilarated.

I made my way out to the streets and never got to see the pepper soup made with the animal's meat.

There are more in my backyard because it's a swampy area, and we let the place be with river weeds and all. Kinda like a natural park, because we get to see different animals out here doing their thing. Snakes, frogs, different birds like flamingoes, and all. We still have the

But this one is too small, I heard that it can be used to prepare ofesala for Anambra elections

FortifiedCity:
Buhari is corrupt.....simple

NO, point of correction.
Buhari is a corruption....

Ijele, odum, agum, ezeebunafo , dinta,........ All this name for one black man? Kontinue don't go and get married.
ATTENTION SEEKERS EVERY WHERE
NAIRALAND THE OKUEKWE (TOWN CRIER) OF OLISHO REPUBLIC

Oh village witch, Dat is how they just killed my neighbor today, who will train those little children?
Nairaland, should I travel village this Xmas or stay here?

Which party does him belongs?

Maski87:
Yeah in exchange for seex.

May Amadioha forgive you for me

Mgbada dara ibi bu Uru dinta. �

That is the igbo proverb that came to my mind.

Who is Maina?

FortifiedCity:
Hmmmmm


* Kneels down and does sign of the cross with eyes closed*

Oh Lord, May I not be stupidd enough to the point of leaving my house to go and pay money just to watch a half-nakedd woman dance around a pole thereby tormenting my Peni3 and my Morality.

Thanks for answering my prayer...Amen!!!

I swear I love you.

Report reaching us is that Nnamdi Kanu is in Prison in far away Bida in Niger state

Why should I spend millions of dollars for scent when Hausa scent of 50 naira can be used to diffuse the dead man's smelling corpse.
NO matter how Many scent Obasanjo used it will never change his ugly and dirty heart

Have you quit drinking?

Me nko

TB JOSHUA IS A GREAT MAN BUT NIGERIANS DON'T VALUE HIM.

I KNOW BUHARI USED TO VISIT HIM SECRETLY...

No election for Anambra be that.........
Nsala soup loading.....
# Bleep Buhari

In wale Adenuga's TV shows voice...
This is a super story!

Please how much is yam in benue now?

Why should they attend when bubu was busy flying jets from Africa to Asia then Europe

With Buhari in government, I forsee more terrorists rising like empire, but all children of God will overcome.

Kraspo:
Chronicles Of Corper Henry
ASABA GIRLS DON’T WANT YOUR MONEY!!

Before I came to Asaba, I have always been the guy who had entered every single relationship with a pack of Panadol extra because of the kind of headaches I was forced to put up with. Back in Maiduguri during my university days, I fell head over heels in love with one dark Adamawa girl who I was ready to live and die for. I will trek the length and breadth of the school, under the scorching sun just to see her. Unfortunately, she sensed my undying love for her and ended up breaking my heart during the examination period. Up till today, I am yet to forgive her.
My love experience in Kano remains the worst till date that I came to a conclusion that I will have nothing to do with Sabon Gari girls anymore. The only language they seem to understand is money and ‘cat fish’. I remember how one Akwa Ibom girl looked at me from head to toe and told me to my very face that ‘who your love epp? Give me money joor’. Even after buying her wristwatch, she refused to have my time. But the romance atmosphere down here in Asaba is quite different. Finding true love in Asaba seems to be less complicated. The girls here are so loving that you might mistake them for Americans. They won’t put you through the rigorous tasks of toasting and chasing and buying ‘eshi-ewu’ and recharge cards for three weeks straight before they take you in. An average Asaba girl, will take you on a journey into her innermost secrets and give herself to you, body and soul without looking back. They don’t even want your money. They are contented with sharing your space, time and attention and with this kind of affections, you can’t help but purr from warm sweetness. Service year afforded me an opportunity to explore some of the many hidden treasures that God deposited in Asaba. And on three occasions, I have been pampered and spoiled with the kind of love that the sun has for mother earth. The kind of love that lights up the whole world!
And of all my adventures in the feminine world, I will never forget my romantic experience with Debby who I met inside a keke. Armed with a rose tattoo that spread down her left arm, a nose ring, four ear rings that ran across her ear, a leg chain and an enigmatic Briton accent, I was helplessly under her spell. It didn’t take long before we connected like electric cables and she illuminated my world. She would call me ‘Chinedu’ with a tone that nobody else has ever called me with. She would read my love poems and melt and with the way she smiled at me, I knew she meant it. She was the first girl to prepare banga soup and bring to my room and after I tasted it, sweet Jesus! I wanted to see her parents.
There are a good number of them who have gone out of their way to show me true love and in all sincerity, I have always had my mind blown away. Asaba girls are content to hold your hand and walk in the evenings, sharing your time, space and silence. Sure, just like every other girl, they treasured their recharge cards, perfumes and night ‘suya’, but since they have you, all the material things of the world seemed so immaterial. Few weeks ago, I met a girl in Asaba during my evening stroll who looked me in the eyes for five minutes, touched my elbow occasionally and finally told me that I made her feel very special again. Back in kano, they only time girls felt so special in my presence was when my wallet started to show itself frequently.
And that is why I decided to write this so that every guy out there will read and have a rethink about his purpose in love life. Asaba is the place to be for all the broken hearted out there who seek emotional healing and reassurance. These girls down here are super romantic. For all the guys tired of buying recharge cards and making hair, come down to Asaba and be treated like a king. You only have one life to live, don’t waste it in Kano, Port Harcourt and Lagos.

Who your long epistle help?

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Usernamefornl:
na ur fada house d war go happen, dog!

COME AND LICK MY Anus for me, bingo

Tell me why Kanu is not wiser than federal give, people who thinks that Biafra is gone is wasting their time Because I can tell based from real source that kanu is in River state. War is about after today

Please how can I get place to buy boutique goods for cheap prices.

Please which state in the north is good to start electronic business, plasma, CD, stabilizer, etc, I am in Minna but I don't like the environment. Please

My name is Guider

Bari22:
Hate is the beginning of madness

Hate kills

Your father, mother and entire generation are regretting giving birth to useless being like you

This is why they didn't taught u how to respect elders

People like you have nothing good to contribute, tell me how Buhari have helped you and your family? Let's learn to condemn evil. Before you reqote me endeavor to brush your smelling tooth

Fayose the king of Afonjas

Just 200m, since we bailed Nnamdi Kanu for 300m, them too can do it.

Crime no pay, hard work is the only good way to make money

Lala lala lala ool!!!!!!! Our able lala loves snake Brothers knenuo lalaala........

Well as a legal practicional, he should work in the hotel for 5 years and the case close