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Jokes Etc › Re: Pls Help Us Employ This Guy For Your Security Guard by gunuvi(op): 9:34am On Nov 29, 2012
This is an early morning tea oo
Politics › Re: House Of Reps Seeks End Tolagos, F.G Row Over$600million Loan by gunuvi(m): 3:46am On Nov 29, 2012
With all the huge IGR Lagos is earnig everyday coupled with the allocations Fashola still continue borrowing. Time will tell, gradually the propagandas are no more working. Oju ara eko ti la.
Jokes Etc › Re: Pls Help Us Employ This Guy For Your Security Guard by gunuvi(op): 8:38pm On Nov 28, 2012
tell you I am one of that job
experience for 2 years looking video for
Rambo I, II and III. I also shot thief
dead. I want to join the company of You
and chase criminal and thief out with
SMG of me.
Jokes Etc › Pls Help Us Employ This Guy For Your Security Guard by gunuvi(op): 7:24pm On Nov 28, 2012
I came across this application letter somewhere and I feel I should share it. Pls enjoy

APPLICATION LETTER INDEED
Dear sir,
I am Name is tenager, I apply to my job
of security guard to you boss in your
company of ECO BANK. ...I am
complete to Sitted 7 examination
certificate in 2003. My skool here...
Okingo OBE very good. ... I am 29 ears
to be Born of age and no wafe and no
childish. My father dead long time ago
and my mother is marry in BENIN
REPUBLIC country there 10 years now,
no sees her until now, so nobody
known to help me...no money and food
and tea and drink. My certificate is just
sitting in home for itself, but passes in
Mathematics, Geography, Science and
all subjects but fail in English because
of Ofuaku Albert teacher teaching me is
look jelous of myself. Me because wear
expenses cloth and shoe than teacher
igbo. I here that people you want
security guards to your company and
I...... tell you I am one of that job
experience for 2 years looking video for
Rambo I, II and III. I also shot thief
dead. I want to join the company of You
and chase criminal and thief out with
SMG of me. I can fight for SMG, arrow,
spear, panga, knife, stick and stones.
Me also can fight for boxing like Tyson.
Please consider my aplication very
careful and call me any time because
me have hand telephone now. I am red
for interview with you if you like me. Me
have no photocopy certificate because
the photocopy machine there at Niger
Delta shop is a long time and very old it
can mistake spelling in the certificate,
that is why.I am very hornest and I
didn't steal since I born until now, I can
speak English free. I have no very much
to right I have end here. Please also
greet your wife and childish!
Yours faithfull
y!!!
Food › Re: Coconut Chicken W/ Sweet Chili Dipping Sauce by gunuvi(m): 3:12pm On Nov 28, 2012
Yummy. Ill try it this weekend.
Science/Technology › Coconut Oil Powers Boeing747 by gunuvi(op): 2:25pm On Nov 28, 2012
Coconut oil has been used to power
diesel engines for decades. Using
coconut oil in place of or as an additive
to regular diesel fuel increases power,
extends engine life, and dramatically
cuts toxic emissions. Because of these
advantages coconut oil is being tested
as a jet fuel.
Virgin Atlantic Airlines carried out
the world’s first flight of a commercial
aircraft powered with a biofuel made
from coconut oil in 2008. The Boeing
747 flew from London to Amsterdam.
Neither the jet nor the engines needed
to be redesigned or altered for this test
flight.
“This breakthrough will help Virgin
Atlantic to fly its planes using clean fuel
sooner than expected,” Sir Richard
Branson, the airline’s president, said
before the Boeing 747 flew from
London’s Heathrow Airport to
Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport. He said
the flight would provide “crucial
knowledge that we can use to
dramatically reduce our carbon
footprint.”
The flight was partially fueled with a
biofuel mixture of coconut and babassu
oil in one of its four main fuel tanks.
The jet carried pilots and several
technicians, but no passengers. The
flight is another example of how the
world’s airlines are jumping on the
environmental bandwagon by trying to
find ways of reducing aviation’s carbon
footprint. These efforts have included
finding alternative jet fuels, developing
engines that burn existing fuels more
slowly, and changing the way planes
land.
Aircraft engines cause noise
pollution and emit gases and
particulates that reduce air quality and
contribute to environmental pollution.
Using coconut oil as a jet and diesel fuel
can help keep our planet clean.

Source:
www.coconutresearchcenter.org/hwnl_9-4.htm
Travel › Re: The Growing Beauty Of Lagos (pics) by gunuvi(m): 4:12pm On Nov 27, 2012
@OP, ACN propaganda at play here.
All the pitures only showed a fraction of Lagos that is owned by the rich. God will forgive you for misleading us. We in Badagry know we have been neglected since 1993 and time will tell. Fool
Romance › Re: 28-Year-Old Japanese Man Marries A Pillow! by gunuvi(m): 7:07am On Nov 27, 2012
The man's madness can still be cured but the priest who conducted the marriage madness is totally incurable.
Crime › Re: 3 Notorious Robbers Arrested In Lagos by gunuvi(m): 8:52am On Nov 26, 2012
They should investigate very well. The Femi may really be innocent after all going by the report.
Christianity Etc › Re: Private Jet Is A Necessity And Not A Luxury - Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor by gunuvi(m): 8:03pm On Nov 25, 2012
Pls sir, all apologies but you are a very big fool for your excuses. I am beginning to understand you people more. I feel so sad for Africans who left their belief to follow people like you. Time will tell.
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At Military Barracks In Jaji , Kaduna by gunuvi(m): 1:52pm On Nov 25, 2012
Ogbonaikenna: Bomb Blast Rocks Military
Church At Jaji In Kaduna
Posted: November 25, 2012 -
13:35
A huge bomb blast has exploded
at a military protestant church
inside the Armed Forces
Command and Staff College, Jaji in
Igabi local government area in
Kaduna state.
Details sooon!
If this can happen in a military command then no one is safe again in the north.
Oga Jona, I beg you use the obj alternative now or else na everyday people go dey die o.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Saudi Implements Electronic Tracking-System For Women by gunuvi(m): 1:50pm On Nov 25, 2012
I no fit shout.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo's Power Plants, Wasteful - Ngige by gunuvi(m): 9:05am On Nov 24, 2012
Sorry o Mr Ngige, abi na Senmator Ngige, na who you dey fool?? Na today? By next year we will see what all the money presently allocated to your committee and the power ministry achieve for us. All of you are thieves and no difference. Wetin you sef achieve for Anambra. Shio.
Business To Business › Re: I Need Suppliers Of Natural Honey And Green World Or Other Health Care Products by gunuvi(m): 1:31pm On Nov 23, 2012
We can be supplying you with Pure Virgin Coconut Oil every month which you can resell and make good profit.
Call us if interested 07026015480
Politics › Re: FG To Rebuild Bombed UN Building With N5.2bn by gunuvi(m): 7:51am On Nov 23, 2012
The UN should honourably reject the assistance based on the outrageous cost. 5.2b whathuh
Phones › Re: Ebube Essien-Garricks On How She Will Spend Her N64M by gunuvi(m): 8:31pm On Nov 21, 2012
armadeo: I don't know if this 64 million winner is true but I have met several winners from mtn in the past. In 2010 I played one lotto on mtn for 2 million daily winner and 20 million weekly. Me thinks NCC was choking mtn or sumfin cos one day I just received a call and mtn paid for me to go and watch ONE match in SA. Nigeria vs greece. Twas a stressful journey cos we spent 3 days there. On that trip I met a dude who claimned to have won one million twice previously on mtn shows and countless other commodities and a couple who were suppossed to travel on a previous promo but couldn't came on our trip. We went in two batches about 40 ppl.

True story, I think atimes ppl win but mtn just doesn't announce for security reasons or something.
My 2 cents
Sorry bro, ur scope no work.
Phones › Re: Ebube Essien-Garricks On How She Will Spend Her N64M by gunuvi(m): 8:29pm On Nov 21, 2012
Even my wife is ashamed of working in MTN
Travel › Re: 13 Dangerous Bus-stops In Lagos by gunuvi(m): 7:45am On Nov 19, 2012
kaysy: 3 bus stops emerged from only lagos badagry express way...
Its 4
Politics › Re: Lets Have Your Questions For Mr President by gunuvi(m): 9:34am On Nov 17, 2012
Mr President, is it true that you are confused?
Politics › Re: CBN Lambasts Telecom Operators For Poor Services by gunuvi(m): 1:16pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Table Leg ]What sort of daft question is this?
'Who own' what?! huh
What sort of daft question is this?
'Who own' what?![/quote]Abi na, no be Sanusi and his fellow corrupt politicians owned majority of shares of the telecom industries?
Politics › Re: CBN Lambasts Telecom Operators For Poor Services by gunuvi(m): 11:16am On Nov 16, 2012
Who own the telecom companies??
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Attacks Elrufai Again(pix) by gunuvi(m): 11:10am On Nov 16, 2012
ehie: BUT THAT IS HIS JOB,HE IS WHAT GOEBBELS WAS TO HITLER,TELL A LIE LONG ENOUGH IT BECOMES A TRUTH,HIS JOB IS TO PROPAGATE PROPAGANDA,LIES AND DECEIT AND DISCREDIT ANYONE WHO IS SEEN AS A THREAT TO JONATHAN,
WE HAVE PEOPLE LIKE THAT IN HISTORY, GOEBBELS TO HITLER,WALTER AFANAGORO TO ABACHA ETC,JUST BROWSE TO HISTORY,HE IS NOT THE FIRST NOR WILL HE BE THE LAST
And who is saying the truth here and who is propagating propaganda?
My brother Nigerians no longer take El rufai words serious again as we know he was worse while in office. He can never be trusted.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Barrack Obama The Reincarnation Of Nimrod Of The Ancient Babylonian Empire by gunuvi(m): 10:17am On Nov 16, 2012
Teegreat: Am not having problems with you analysis, that MR President is nimrod or Pharaoh or whatever because you guys have candid points, but the analysis of christ will come during Obama's tenure. He(christ) could come tomorrow or a day after Obama's presidential tenure expires.
Anyway, CHRIST IS COMING SOON, AND I MEAN VERY SOON.
Which your christ is coming very soon. When the missionaries came to Badagry in 1842 to preach christianity to my great great grandfathers, they told them christ is coming very very soon, 170 years after, u are still decieving urself with ur christ coming. Abeg park jare. Its better you preach that to your greedy thieving pastors that are globethrothing in their state of the arts jets than coming to tell us fairytales.

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