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Happy Holiday everyone.

Merry Xmas everyone

We still need more application for some states. Thanks

Thanks to all those who sent in a mail and have received their application for their respective states/ cities.
Yeah, we still need more reps so you can still decide and send us a mail to become our distributor.

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Lady : Do you smoke ?

Man : Yes

Lady : How many packs a day ?

Man : 3 packs

Lady : How much per pack

Man : $10.00

Lady : And how long have you been smoking ?

Man : 15 years

Lady : So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be$10,800 correct ?

Man : Correct

Lady : If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct ?

Man : Correct

Lady : Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari ?

Man : Do you smoke ?

Lady : No

Man : Where's your Ferrari then ?
Gudevenin, Good people.....

Yes, take the break from Lagos bustle and hustle and visit Badagry or Cotonou. Its going to be fun, many families already got their brochure for holidays in Whispering palms, Cotonou and porto novo all together in a package.
Send a mail to swazitoursnigeria @ gmail. Com and ull have a swell xmas.

9icest: Who cares! I just hope Gov Amosun comes to ifo, mowe, sango and the border cities soon. He's totally neglected all these areas interms of infrastructures.

And Ado Odo/ Ota too

My bro in as much as I don't like Oyedepo or any other flamboyant pastors. I think you are very jobless. Go and volunteer at orphanage if you this bored.

manmustwac: Since you don't believe in fairytales why post that nonsense here then?

I posted it here so those that believe in fairytales can strengthen their belief. Lol. The man needs an urgent psychiatrist attention.

RudySmith: Thank God insanity is not hereditary, someone pls smack the hell out of this man before his children believe the nonsense he is saying.
even the Op thinks it could be possible, NONSENSE!

Noooo. I can never believe this oo. I chop winch lol.

Pls do anyone think it is possible for human being to see God??

Just read this at a site some few minutes ago and feel I should share it.
What do you think?


64-year-old Sibusiso Mthembu, from
the South African KwaZulu-Natal tells
it in all seriousness. And who knows,
he may even be telling the truth
about having visited heaven four
times, so far. The first time was in
1998, and subsequent visits were
made in 2004, 2006, and 2008. It all
started in 1993, when a white man
(an angel, apparently) paid him a visit
and told him he was needed in
heaven. And now, after several visits,
he’s drawing a map to make sure the
rest of us ‘unlucky’ ones get what
he’s talking about.
But it’s not the fact that he took a
few vacations to heaven or even that
he’s drawing a map that amuses me.
It’s more to do with the stuff he says
he’s seen and done there. According
to Mthembu, there are 11 heavens in
all, and he was taken to the fifth one,
Crista, first. It was there, in a city
called Sharmoy, that he claims to
have met Jesus.
The main heaven is Salem, he says,
where God’s temple is located. God
is apparently in his youth, and of a
Grayish complexion. Jesus is white.
He saw God for the first time during
his second trip, on a planet called
Jadalem that’s mostly covered in
water and ice.
Mthembu’s other sightings include
Moses, Elijah, and Abel. He also
explored the Marshnode City, which
is the place people go to when they
die, to get reincarnated. But here’s
the weirdest of all his tales – he says
that the people who predicted the
end of the world in May last year
weren’t entirely incorrect. Mthembu
seems to have eavesdropped on an
important meeting in the heavens,
where the biggest war against
Satanism was being discussed. The
war is supposed to have been
launched on May 23rd, so we’re
basically on a countdown to the
absolute end.
The map isn’t ready yet, but
Mthembu is already worried about
counterfeit versions. “People must
come and see the map as one day
someone from Japan or China or
Britain will design a map of heaven
and the people of South Africa will
have forgotten that the map was
originally made in South Africa,” he
says. Perhaps he needs to patent his
creation. And while he’s at it, write a
fantasy novel and strike a movie deal
too?

www.ynaija.com/meet-the-man-whos-been-to-heaven-4-times-hes-met-jesus-moses-abel-draws-map-photos/

richarts: fourth to comments. Hallelujah. This terry g is a shames.

Gbagaun ! Oga oo. Una still remain in naija.

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]We have only heard from the Rep member. Why not wait until we hear Iweala's version?[/quote]They already know. Those house of reps wants to share the money with pension board. That board stinks, well na police board sha, I don't expect it not to stink and rotten.

Clemzy16: She died of child birth!! Only in Nigeria would women still lose their lives to childbirth in the 21st century.

His father also contributed to the bad state of this country. Nigerian women die everyday at childbirth. Too sad

If the Gov survive this, if he see simple bird flying he will fear fear

My brother you don fall my hand oo. Why don't you also line up and when it reach your turn you will land the pastor a hot thunderous slap and shout may Thunder Fire You. Your blessing afterwards will be in great abundance

floriana: I have always suspected Tinsel can't pay his bills. He is lenient sha to have stolen only 50M. By Naija standard, he is clean and his case won't even make it to the nearest police station.

Sahara reporters! Sahara reporters!! Sahara reporters!!! How many times I call una? Una no dey shame at all. Na so una take broke reach??

kool J: Wetin naa?

No lele

kool J: Hehehe

Hahaha