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[ How you con later pay them? quote author=chatinent post=109374941]Back in school days...

Called Tobi to tell me where he was. Tobi that I am calling didn't talk..next thing I see for my house na Tobi. Ha, baba I was just calling your phone you didn't receive the call...Tobi say make we go chill for one expensive club.

Honestly, I didn't know we would be “forming ” big boys. Tobi has a Camry...he bought when he was on.

As I see the name of the club...“Baba, I no hold shishi o,” I reminded Tobi. He assured me to “relax, no fear.”

We reached and I saw Tobi kind of secretly telling the waitress sth, and giving her sth too. What do I know? I sat down like a balloon.

Tobi came and told me he had a plan and he wanted to hook up with some more gees but he needed attention. Before you know what was supping, dorime don dey play. Eyes were on our table. What is happening here? I don dey see about six Hennessy XOs. As I wanted to tap Tobi for explanation, he whispered to me it was Eve (those sachet juice mixers like Nutri C). He bought the cola type.

To confirm, I opened it and tasted it. It was Eve. Two seconds, from make I piss I no see Tobi again. I wan also stand up go bathroom go find am, male waiter hold me say I go pay for the XOs. How can I pay for six XOs...when I didn't even finish one ..Eve for that matter? And I am seeing 600k. I was like I am coming let me piss. He no gree o. He said he saw me sipping it. I was like I wasn't the one who ordered it perhaps Tobi has sorted it out.

Waiter was like “who is Tobi please?” Before you can say Jack, dem don tear my vintage polo dey drag me o. I begged them to call sb. I call Tobi. Tobi responded: “please who is this?”

Well, in short, I use to think the incessant climax of Nollywood when people wash plates were false. Baba, you'll say what's there in washing plates. I tell you today, e get where you go wash plates reach, you spinal cord go hook.

Na me f up.


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I am currently in my 200 level in a Nigeria university, precisely an Accounting student .So it happened that i failed one course in my ATS1,is it advisable to continue or to wait after attaining my BSc.please i need answers please.