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Celebrities / Re: Ex BBN, Bam Bam Is All Shades Of Beauty In New Cleveage Photo by GuruMa: 8:16pm On Apr 10, 2018
vicben27:
the Toilet girl
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hahahaha....funny man
Politics / Re: 'Igbos Will Vote Massively For President Buhari In 2019' - Orji Uzor Kalu by GuruMa: 12:26am On Apr 09, 2018
9japrof:
The same way they decieved Jonathan and collected his money and contracts.
Imagine a mofo like Orji uzo Kalu who doesnt have a political value and followership is making noise, a mofo who couldn't win a senate position in two attempts. A mofo that his political stooge relegated in the background. A mofo that his mother during his reign as a governor was even powerful than the wife of the governor and even the commissioner.

There are those that would speak and i would respect not this one chance mofo
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exactly my brother.. u forgot to add hei s an OSU man...so none relevant in the south east..orji go to sleep
Celebrities / Re: Teddya & Bambam Go Gaga As They Party With 2baba & Annie Idibia In Lagos(pics) by GuruMa: 12:04am On Apr 09, 2018
ugotex85:
Good for them, at least they've achieved fame among those who like what they do. But Bambam let me ask this question o...
Does se.x in the toilet feel better than on the bed?


as in...no shame..she useless gan....teddy won't wife her..all these one na...cover up...pretender babe
Celebrities / Re: Teddya & Bambam Go Gaga As They Party With 2baba & Annie Idibia In Lagos(pics) by GuruMa: 12:00am On Apr 09, 2018
Tamarapetty:
Mama choir



no be small choir. imagine fucking in a toilet before the whole audience..they are just making them to forget about it. make dem no go suicidal. bam bam pretender oshe..no be say teddy go marry you.. lemme be going
Politics / Re: APC NEC: Why El-rufai, Akeredolu, Bello, Others Are Backing Oyegun by GuruMa: 11:46pm On Apr 08, 2018
SirBunky85:

thrash.tinubu will continue to be relevant irrespective of the outcome of 2019 elections.almost every strong party wants him on their side.envy and jealousy will kill u one day.



my bro, tinubu is dead on arrival. can he command even the southwest or south-south not to talk of south-east. abeg, except you hate the truth call a spade a spade, tinubu is rubbish..useless killer...just to get power at all cost with his dead teeth..all thanks to ogboni cult which he belongs too..2023 he will be disgraced..by God's grace!!!
Politics / Re: "Pay Your Tax Or Face Criminal Prosecution, Up To 5-years Jail Term" - Osinbajo by GuruMa: 4:40pm On Jun 30, 2017
agaba77:


Osinbajo mumu for reals.


mumu is an understatement..even the spirit in aso rock is bigger than him..don't believe that ' man of God' shit..if anyone who schooled in faculty of law, unilag..will understand what I am saying ..juju man...continue deceiving yourself calling man of God..your days are numbered..#ogboniman##bloodthirstysuckers## blooddrinkers##hellboundman##vampires##wizardcallinghimselfmanofgod##yourdayofjudgmentisverynear##yourplantokillbuharishallneversucceed#
Politics / Re: "Pay Your Tax Or Face Criminal Prosecution, Up To 5-years Jail Term" - Osinbajo by GuruMa: 4:32pm On Jun 30, 2017
sekxy:
instead of him to look at the sufferings in NIGERIA and know how to reduce the prices of goods in the market but mba,,,he's even imposing more on us..I thought this man has brain,but I was wrong


useless man..I don't know why people don't know he is in OGBONI FRANTERNITY.. man calling himself pastor or man of God...occultic man..I will see how far he can run ..God is bigger than him..tax ko tax ni..arrant nonsense.
Fashion / Re: 4weeks Of Using @bodylikemilk_skincare Products&recipes Made Me 2shades Lighter by GuruMa: 11:46pm On Feb 23, 2017
JbravoAdodger:


Following you not the product... But ur convincing me sha... May buy some for ma sis




my dear if you really want good skin the likes of rukky Sandra, Rita Dominic,oge okoye,ebube nwagbuo,toke makinwa just to mention few of their names pls go to @lefemmeshopandspa..they are the best after using them..you will look for mi and tank mi...... ..no need for any filter for wat..they are sure as heaven is.
go for it.
Fashion / Re: Products For Even, Radiant And Glowing Skin by GuruMa: 11:36pm On Feb 23, 2017
kwinrachdiadem:
. Cool, yea Argan oil. Crystal white shower cream ryt will check on it too.. will be in Nigeria soon can't wait to hit the beauty shops! Keep us posted on your progress.



why are you shameless, why pls!! what do u know about skin Alex pls. all you know how to do is to go and mix creams from markets and wrap them up as Egyptian milk..ode oshi...useless thing who knows how to rip people from their hard earned money with fake products...... go to @lafemmeshopandspa on IG they don't lie you see things for yourself. I got cleared of stretch marks within two weeks and green veins...liar oshi...nobody should listen to her oo,a LL the pics Alex uploads are very old and outdated........Alex post new reviews nah with pics showing evidence......why did you lock your IG page you know what you did........OLE..... even her shop in Ghana has nothing inside.. FRAUDSTERRRRR!! my money will be useless to you and it will cough out from your throat.
waka grin
kwinrachdiadem:
. Cool, yea Argan oil. Crystal white shower cream ryt will check on it too.. will be in Nigeria soon can't wait to hit the beauty shops! Keep us posted on your progress.



why are you shameless, why pls!! what do u know about skin Alex pls. all you know how to do is to go and mix creams from markets and wrap them up as Egyptian milk..ode oshi...useless thing who knows how to rip people from their hard earned money with fake products...... go to @lafemmeshopandspa on IG they don't lie you see things for yourself. I got cleared of stretch marks within two weeks and green veins...liar oshi...nobody should listen to her oo,a LL the pics Alex uploads are very old and outdated........Alex post new reviews nah with pics showing evidence......why did you lock your IG page you know what you did........OLE..... even her shop in Ghana has nothing inside.. FRAUDSTERRRRR!! my money will be useless to you and it will cough out from your throat.
waka
Fashion / Re: Beware Of IDOLE Soaps Please.. Terrible by GuruMa: 11:23pm On Feb 23, 2017
kwinrachdiadem:
no one is fighting with u whoever u are. No one asked ur opinion too lol its my page have pics of what I saw.mind ur business and stick to ur business.u have tried all their products Mrs guruma?? Where? GH? Cus all are not in NIG, lool so ur also a liar too. Smh some humans! So u even saw the customers they have HELPED!! New ones are there too have u checked IG @bodylikemilk_skincare pls take your hating self elsewhere. U must have just been someone who bought one item and expected a miracle!! Go buy one of those cheap fast skin damaging creams and soaps sister and use ,cus can see that's what u prefer!! And FYI how are creams and lotions made in factories and even at homemade and organic shops?? Isn't it by mixing the raw ingredients? (saying they buy creams and mix, where u there) Clap for yourself! *spits*




God punish you oge..wat rubbish is that ..which useless products do you have not to talk of having customers. Biko shut your trap. If you want the skin guru super stars are using including the likes of toke makinwa,Alex onyii,Linda ikeji,most yourba actresses pls visit @lafemmeshopandspa for your skin plss. don't go to BODYLIKEMILK .. they are very fake I wanted my money on them and they spoilt my skin. go to lafemmeshopandspa for those you want spotless skin. mtchew fake bodylikemilk
Fashion / Re: 2017 Tiwa Savage Loves Bodylikemilk_skincare Natural Lotions by GuruMa: 11:19pm On Feb 23, 2017
kwinrachdiadem:
Stretchmarks are your problems? Don't waste your time call now for the new snake oil and also the cream used to mix it with this natural oil + soap will vanish those marks (old and new) you won't believe it's you!!!! Enquiries call +234 9 035 4383 27 or email for tutorial bookings : bodylikemilk.intl@gmail.com
Need to speak with a pro on skincare or follow posts that can be usefull? : Instagram/twitter - @Alexisobah @bodylikemilk_skincare





HELLO EVERYONE PLS I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD NEVER USR BODYLIKEMILK PRODUCTS THEY ARE FAKE AS HELL. THEY MADE A MESS OF MY SKIN AND I HAD TO GO TO @lafemmeshopandspa on IG.. they are effective as ever. whatever you want just name it and you will have it. it's just that her products are expensive but you WONT regret it I tell you.

to those who are sharp move on.
Fashion / Re: Beware Of IDOLE Soaps Please.. Terrible by GuruMa: 11:25pm On Aug 12, 2016
hey, just shut up your mouth there and stop speaking nonsense pls. idle soaps work,in fact am still using them.
BodyLike milk products don't work,i have used them before.All they do is to post old reviews of clients she did before unlike now where they are so fake so as to buy creams from market and mix them saying it's Egyptian milk.
mtcheww!! Fake people who can't treat any skin issues.

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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: The First 30 People To Comment On This Post Will Receive Free Training & Advice by GuruMa: 11:22am On Oct 27, 2015
hi sir, i am highly interested.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Story: How I bought a car from my Income on freelancer.com by GuruMa: 10:32am On Oct 27, 2015
ladywriter:


Check your mail.







Ma, i hve checked my mail. its not there. maybe u should resend it. my mail addy is tunagirl2010@gmail.com. tank u very much.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Story: How I bought a car from my Income on freelancer.com by GuruMa: 12:50am On Oct 27, 2015
ladywriter:
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All the best!







i sent u a mail and you hvnt responded. pls Ma , i am waitin.
Properties / Re: Cheap Crazy Lands In Lekki Scheme 2 Ajah For Sale. by GuruMa: 9:24am On Oct 17, 2015
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Properties / Re: Tank Farms In Lagos for Sale&Lease At Affordable Prices Hurry!!!!!! by GuruMa: 9:17am On Oct 17, 2015
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Properties / Re: Affordable Properties In Lekki & Oniru For Sale. by GuruMa: 9:58am On Sep 21, 2015
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Properties / Re: Cheap Crazy Lands In Lekki Scheme 2 Ajah For Sale. by GuruMa: 9:54am On Sep 21, 2015
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Properties / Cheap Crazy Lands In Lekki Scheme 2 Ajah For Sale. by GuruMa: 12:42pm On Sep 19, 2015
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