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Since the beginning of time, Nigerian men have mastered the art of wooing the women they want, whether they get her or not, they woo and a “No” wouldn’t deter them from even wooing more women regardless even if her Brazilian hair costs more than their 3 months salary combined. It’s why they’re Nigerian men.
A regular Nigerian guy knows by default the several places suitable or not to get the kind of woman he wants (or doesn’t) however for those who haven’t been certified in the art of wooing, in other words, those who haven’t fully achieved enough wooing tactics and strategies to be able to recite the usual “You look familiar” lines without fidgeting or forging hypo lies without blinking an eye, this post is for you.
Read keenly.

1. Libraries : This is supposed to be a quiet zone. If you find her attractive, you could wait till you’re both out, this could save you some embarrassment from the librarian and other library users. Although I’ll have to admit, some of the best relationships started from the library but put in mind, the actual wooing didn’t start there. Regardless, the library is a good place to meet like-minds.

2. Cinemas : She’s there to see that interesting movie not to hear you drop your lines. If you need her undivided attention, after the movies is your best shot. Citing some interesting parts of the movie you both just watched is a good place to start.

3. Exam hall : Bad idea! Her brain is on overdrive here and she’s probably full of nerves. Telling her how much you love her here would only leave her no choice than to post you (in)definitely.

4. Banks : She’s here for a serious business and if the crowd is much ‘toasting’ her could further agitate her. Kindly request her contact if you find her irresistible.

5. Night Clubs : Try getting sweet on her here and the first thing that crosses her mind is that you wanna get laid. You really don’t want that bro.

6. On the street : Really? Who even does this anymore? Nosy neighbours are watching and a girl has got to increase her ‘rep’, she would probably flip her hair while walking out on you.

7. Marketplaces : Totally absurd! With all the noise and sweats around? It’s definitely not going to end pleasantly.

8. Hospitals : Health issues are serious issues. Speaking of your feelings in such an environment may portray you as totally insensitive.

9. On a bus : It depicts immaturity and she won’t be taking you seriously.

10. Places of worship : Yeah, you can’t resist her beauty and curves but kindly wait until religious activities are done with.

Feel free to add yours

Source: http://www.guybay.com/2017/02/21/7-places-you-must-never-woo-a-woman-in-2017/