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Testerfuze: We all knw dats a big fat lie...they jst wanna hav an heads-up abt the opponents verse first so as 2 knw wat 2 write....shout-out 2 all the courageous dudes in the building jarey....the likes of krone,heywhizzy,ksslib,warriblood,iceskidd,geoxpress,fuckyouhard,jigsawkillah....and 2 those who posted late or pulled a no-show?....smh 4 you guys

kr0ne: Lol! What of us that dropped yesterday? Many battles yet to be settled

kr0ne: Ok, please rate them according to leading order

kr0ne: A Topical Contest on Phoenix
Topic: If I Was A President

Please tell us the best 3 verses. Thanks

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Ok!. . .

My ambition is not urs/ Bleep whu wanna 'play game' wit me in foursome/
. . .cos if i was priviledge to move to Aso/. . .I swear. .u won't loose the 'coast of my regime' or offshore/

For sure/ If i was the president. .i would make the welfare system to be a sufficient be/ . . .and eliminate 'taxes' and sequence fee/ both the sucklings and midget see/
. . .Cos 'UTC Constitution' wouldn't be like idi-amin and wilter jich!/

Bleep military Lime/ . .cos imma gonna make Naira bigger. .and inflation would be crime!/ Y' could buy a bag of Groc'ries wit a solitary dime/. . .unite citizen actions and feelins like it's a solidarity time!/

I won't make citizen 'cry blood' like lytteton mime!/

No need for more talks/. .imma gonna carter the poor folks/. . .and make none broke/ this is No joke/
. . .Zik and nationalists. Shall. .smile. .immediately i dissolve 'ebola issues'. .like am der. .savin alot soul/

Like andre ho' einstein/ . .hear me out. .so listen/. .'Boko haram' no go terrorise us. .like isis and so call philistine/. .But if 'ihejirika nd modu sherrif'. . Step into the 'bout'. .imma slay em wit no reason like a foolish hommie wit instinct!/

Elvis-jaY
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kr0ne: Lmao!

Simpsonrocket: NIGERIA REACTIONS:

BOLA: And you call this a news. Mtcheeeew!
CHUKS: Money is involved
GARBA: **crossing Third Mainland Bridge while dancing Azonto**
CHIDINMA: Pishure or i don bliv it!
MOSES: Abeg who get blackberry charger for here?
EMMA: The hunters must be stopped and arrested
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JAMIU: Let the government do somthing about this quickly oh.
JOSHUA: GEJ till 2050!
APKAN: Im suspecting the forest in Sambisa.
ERNEST: ......space booked.....
SUSAN: story for the gods
BOSE: What is Tiger? ?

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The below set of people can vex me...

Simpsonrocket: HOPE: Visit www.nairaland.com for the latest mtn 500gb cheat

Geoxpress: Dude u haven't posted ur verse either...

Iceskidd: guy just 4get dat one. Anyhow them must judge am

Iceskidd: no be my fault, I just logged in and saw that jig has posted so I had to follow up

iamaromolaeran: on Monday or so it was olamide I caught stealing an soul tde bet cypher lines


again ve caught another wack wannabe that claims to be king of the south. with all d basic rubbish he calls rap....when he ain't even king of his room..

yung six bit canibus line ..weak like the 7 days

and used in a song titled go low.. ft. vector olamide(king of biters).....go check it out. these dudes are wack

LoL dude,you just hate Olamide..

Btw "Weak like 7days" is generic,you won't call that bitten its been used almost every where,it was used in the movie "Let it shine" so who is biting from who...

Dude just free these niggas

Iceskidd: Jig just made me post early. Smh

Wetin dey worry you and saw
Last time I checked deadline is 4pm,,I no know why una blood just dey hot..

armadeo: Nice movie. In enjoyed it.


Guykhena I watched Lucy it was just there. Over hyped.

Tmnt and planet of the apes left. Thanks

ELYMAXiimus: Lmao, that lunatic see heywizy lines, con go do freestyle... Lmfao

*dies*

mstik: wat wat was not wrong with that movie if i start to mention wat i hated abt the movie, it will take many pages.
wen i read the book a few years back, i was very intrigued by the story line, the plot, the characters, everything!!! i read the book like more than five times to the extent that i committed it to memeory. when i heard that a movie was being made about the book, i was soooo very excited.
As i watched the movie, i was very angry... so angry that i stopped halfway and am still yet to finish it.
i hated the casting!!! they only tried for odenigbo/chinwetel. i dont know why they had to import foreign actors that could not speak igbo properly as stated in the book. they also excluded many important events....(i'll be back to complete my ranting)

ooo, you win,,,

Maybe its bcus I haven't read the book..

But you have to give the movie some credits tho

mstik: not half of a yellow sun
that movie totally annoyed me, it was crap
overhyped nonesense

tho the storyline was wack,,but the movie was well directed.....

LoL,what's your probs with the movie?

missberrypop5: no you're not weird. I even prefer watching cartoons

mstik: nope
nigerian movies make me laff
but some good quality movies exist tho

mstik: why da beef na lol

I don't know why,,I just hate the Nollywood industry...

Am I weird

henrydimo: THINGS WE’VE LEARNT FROM NOLLYWOOD
Every problem you have is spiritual.
In every romance movie, someone must die.
It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them.
Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately
Poisoned food always tastes better.
The best way to make money is by visiting a ‘Babalawo’/joining a cult/sleeping with rich men.
One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.
There is never an end to your suffering, except death!
With a pastor… all things are possible
A movie can be titled anything --- such as:
The boy is mine
Face me, I face you
Two rates
Could this be love?
Spanner
Calculator
I am in love
Igudu
Shigidi
A movie has not been made it at least one actor/actress has not ‘shelled’, twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics
You are in love… you want to take your girl out, the best place you take her to is…
Mr. Biggs/Tantalizers: where you’ll most probably see an ex while feeding each other.
The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a donkey and carry her playfully.
The garden: where you chase her around trees and flowers which ends with you catching her and both of you falling on the grass.
Or the boutique: take her to buy some ugly new clothes.
A gospel song can be played in a party where there is drinking, smoking, dirty dancing and drugs
An Igbo movie has been made if …
You visit a ‘Babalawo’.
A fleet of cars is shown off at regular intervals for a total of half of the movie time.
Kanayo O. Kanayo is in the movie. Pete Edochie is also there too.
To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult.
In a Yoruba movie:
You always forget a covenant or oath you made, only to remember after a visit t to a shrine or white garment priest.
Two powerful ‘Juju’ people would fight with their spells and incantations to know who is more powerful.
In an Hausa move:
The movie must include the long love songs that are evidently copied from Bollywood.
If you want your movie banned by the Sharia law then allow your characters to show affection by kissing, cuddling, etc.
Gun shots and knock-outs sound the same
Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie and other times, once you read the title and see the poster you know it all.
The soundtrack gives you a headache because it just narrated the whole story repeatedly – so much for suspense and intrigue.
A love story had not been produced id it does not have:
Jim Iyke – Rita Dominic
Emeka Ike – Genevieve Nnaji/Stephanie Okereke
R.M.D. – Stella Damasus
Van Vicker – Nadia Buhari
Majid Michel – Jackie Appaih


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