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fuckyouhard: guykhena, am runnin out of time! pop this shiit quickly. i want to type in directly. freestyle kill!

fuckyouhard: guykhena, open the threads now. if i don't see them [size=16pt]NOW[/size] i won't pen one word. this Arrow called elymax tried to pull a fast one on me yesterday, fixin an unexpected brawl and time for me after duckin his first call out. now it's my turn. fix the threads...two of them

Of cus you know setting "2" battles of you for Tomorrow isn't gonna work,, I mean don't you want your brawl to be Judged ,abeg give each breathing space,one for tomorrow,the other Next tomorrow,
Elymax or iceskidd for tomorrow,pick

Btw Lagunna do some MeMes make I use,,,,,

Iceskidd: Guykhena i told him i ain't fit he shuld battle elymax but i promise to be back 4 him.

fuckyouhard: guy, pop two threads and fix the times before 3 - 5pm tomorrow

donphilopus: I know you've since been enjoying the show of shame!

Elaborate

ELYMAXiimus: iceskidd is not well! Fyh is only using him as an excuse to dodge encounters!

oh k.
@Fuckyouhard I know you want iceskidd so bad,but you can see he isn't fit for that right now,why not battle Elymax he's been calling you out,
Here don dey dull,we need battles.......

Two U.S. aid workers who caught Ebola in Liberia were declared free of the virus and released from an Atlanta hospital last week after receiving the same treatment.

The U.S citizens survived after taking the dose,but the spanish priest and Liberian doctor died after taking it? am I the only one who smells something fishy going on here?

Djicemob: If its not the mind-numbling 'blackberry girls',it would be a 'fazebook babes' fiasco or the '2go babes','girls on fire','baby oku','campus girls','oga on top','bold5 babes' et al Where you see mature peeps trying out childish and fake attempt in acting.

Djicemob: 1.Poor story lines-You watch a whole movie without making any sense of it just to be hit in the face with a "Watch out for part two" allusion at the end.

Gbam,, a nollywood movie in which the starting storyline is about "Love" 20mins later its about "Land Matter" 21mins later its about "Witches and wizards"

Djicemob: 3.Lack of creative directors-Lets admit it our direction ain't creative enough to pull a full length movie and keep you at the edge of your sit,sometimes the first 20mins of a movie,you see nothing except names,adverts and so on before the actual movie starts and last 30mins.

The worse part I hate in Nollywood is this," A mum just heard her son is hospitalized,they would show her getting dressed,entering her car,driving from Iyana-Apaja to Abute-Matter(every bit,they won't cut the scene ) till she gets to the hospital,killing 30mins of the Movie

Djicemob: 4.Lack of talents-When i see some of the actresses and actors in a nollywood movie,am like "Is this person supposed to be there at all?" Why not give the role to someone who can actually interpret the role? It musn't be Mercy johnson or Tonto dike you know.Each has their strong point.A non-famous guy or girl on the street can be taken and tutored for a role and he or she would interpret the role better,that's how stars are made(Ask the Americans).

And to add to this, Nollywood don't work on child actors,they don't build them up, in Nollywood
A child would be talking to his mum and at the same time looking at the camera shining his eyes

Djicemob: .
8.Over Acting-They tend to over cry,laugh,cough and do most things in excess and more annoying,u'll see a supposedly village girl biting her tongue on that british accent thereby making the role un-natural and/fake.

This Pisses me off,I feel like tearing my eyes out whenever I spot these..
Patience Ozokwo after killing her husband(with one witchy witchy tin) would start making a fake cry,everyone in the community would join,crying for 26mins and the child actors would remain there looking at the camera,shining their eyes and 24 teeth

Ok
Let me add mine to the list.
Lacking Patience and Endurance(more like your number 7)- Only in Nollywood they get to make a movie in 2 weeks Part 1 to 4 ,you think am lying? check the "Ebola Movie" and "Missing Girls"
I mean wtf Tell me what time they did the Casting,getting a Director/Producer,writer Its like magic,,,,
They won't learn,check out hollywood in which they already work out a storyline,cast actors, 2 years before the movie release date,and filiming takes place a year before the release date... But Nollywood ,noooooo,under 2 weeks everything is done



And btw 'I swear' I don't hate Nollywood *crosses fingers*

Heywhizzy: hmm..dat woz d0pe

Afghanistan: 10: Deaf Robber Can’t Hear Alarm
In August 1995, one of them asked the robber if he needed a bag, and he replied, “You’re damn right it’s a real gun!”

. Busted

Afghanistan: 8:Robber Gives Cashier His Phone Number
Ruben decided that he would try again later. To save himself some time, he left his cell phone number with the store employees. That way,they could call him when the manager returns

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Afghanistan: 7: Robber Leaves Birth Certificate And Note From Mom,On the very top of one of them was his birth certificate, identifying him as Zachary Tentoni, a 26-year-old resident of Southington, Connecticut. As if that weren’t enough, the bag also contained a letter from the robber’s mother addressed to him.

Momma's Boy

Afghanistan: .
6:The Getaway Donkey so they had plenty of time to look for a car (or really anything but a donkey), but they decided to stick to the donkey plan.

You can take the animal outta the bush but you can't take the bush outta the animal..

That's what you get when Cowboys venture into robbing

Afghanistan: 3:Burglar Crashes A Home Full Of Police try to imagine what would make the worst target. How about a house full of police officers? That’s what Darren Kimpton of Abington, Northampton chose.

the most Unlucky dumb criminal ever,, I dub my hat for you mister.. #Respect

Afghanistan: 2:Robber Gives His Gun Away
A brief pause followed. It took the robber a few seconds to realize his mistake. The teller, too, was understandably confused.

I could just imagine it like this (9ja style )
(*robber comes in with a gun and a bag)
Robber - Bring out all the money before I vex shoot you.
Cashier - pls,don't shoot me. (*brings out a ton of cash)
Robber(he head burst) - oboy see money I don hammer , aunty Cashier abeg help me hold my AK47 make I pack the money for bag
(*hands gun to cashier*)
Cashier (collects gun,looking confused) - Wtf
Robber (still distracted) - Oboy see money,no worry aunty cashier I go take you out,shay you like Mr Bigs mea........ Eh (realizes his mistake)
Cashier (*enters robocop mode,Points Gun at him) - Hands up or I kill you
(Robber tries to make a run for it,and he gets shot on the leg)
Robber - Ayama

Afghanistan: He didn't go away empty-handed,as he pedaled off on a bank employee’s bicycle.

Anacksunamun: Coogar what say you? Battle Shymexx. His writtens are nice, he'll make a formidable opponent.

WARRIBLOOD: so phuck what emaprince thinks... Where dere is lux...nobody considers SODA as Soap//

ProphetUdeme: una still dey play this children sega games?

You know research would do you a little good,,even if you no research sef,and you use your sense go through the comments ,common sense no go tell you say no be game we dey talk about ,na wa o,you even see us mention youtube,and na game enter your mind,,you just read the topic come comment.. Smh

Olammy76: (6) That Man Utd Flop cleverley Has More
Goals Than mikel obi

(Even Tho Chelsea Fans claim Mourihno is
a qud Busines Man,i wonder if they know
about Matic Who waz bought for 23m sold
for 4m nd re-bought For 21m..smh!

*dies*