School buhd! Just busy as ff-uck! It's maddening.

I puked in my mouth earlier.

It somewhat tasted like Suya.

I need a dime!

The need to nap!

Lol ayettymama, you clown. What a shame!

Wow I napped real good.

bluespice peperenpe where you at mah

nawwwwwwww

SMFH

Maybe it's just me that's hard while shittin'

I thought it was protocol for all dudes.

Otherwise that thing wouldn't have touched that thing

Loooooool! wetin dey o. pls free me i'm innocent.

Pweety4me:

H2O2 your using your very weird imagination again huh?"toilets"

Nah, it just occured to me while I was trying to take a shhit in peace.

I felt a wetness on the top of my schlong and I thought to myself awwwwww crap! doodoo dooodoo

Then I heard a bang on tha do'
Can't even take a sht in peace  

bluespice:

more like, plugged toilets with water levels close to the sitting ring

or maybe big things just come in small packages.

i'm gon ha to leave the rest to your raunchy imaginations.

I need to NAP!

Pweety4me:

_{Wat about when u have no shawty bro?}

Shawtys will be there when you need it. Only one shorty needs apply. The rest can kick rocks.

Pweety4me:

_{Who's your mum? go sit down jo big man like u can't cook shame on u!. .} .

My shorty can take care of that.

Pweety4me:

Is dat supposed 2 be a joke?

bluespice:

got it!
ellen von unwert hawt phuck! ummmm u that long?
isn't that ummmm
ugh nevermind

Humanly amazing?  Breath-taking?  Eye-popping?  Leaves you at a loss for words?

Yeaaaaaaaaaah, but one at  a time ladies. . . k? lol  

Pweety4me:

_{Bros u know wat?i'll take your very first answer from d start i'll use d rules of dem games show's dat's how dem dey do am anywayz thanx 4 your contribrution good day sir!.}

lol okay mom.

bluespice:

ugh what the phuck is the name of this photographer that choreographs her shoots to be very erotic in nature and gives an earth-y feel to her pictures?
flippin hell google isn't as good as she claims to be
damn! if only i could find the name,
will you stop eluding my consciousness already!

naw wasnt missing pyro, funny enough it was you - peroxide not pyro i missed

That's cute. As long as you missed one or the other.  It's a twinity.
Like two gods in one person. or a god in two.
it's gravy baby-baby i miss yo azz too.

Ever tried to take a sh'it and your joe starts touching the water inside the bowl?


Nasty shet  

Pweety4me:

Simple question can u cook o?

Yes and No. lol

bluespice:

tee hee, no

that's a fat lie. i ain't finna believe that.
if it makes you any m ore comfortable just whisper it in my ears.

ay mommi if you cn 't explain what yo survey's about i can't give you a str8 answer, you fee?

bluespice:

i do, duh

o whassup cat type chick, you missing me or what?

he misses you too

Pweety4me:

_{Did u not hear"survey" it's not a game show abeg. . .and u r spoiling my survery by d way don't ask me y}

your own is tangled. even confuscius no fit figure you out.

marofact i change my answer since ur question is so open ended, yes i can cook.

bluespice:

where's pyro?

eating Arrow. who wants to know?

Pweety4me:

_{Ahahaha damn it anywayz i was just conducting a survey}

oya then wey my prize.
bring it so i can munch on it

Pweety4me:

^Can u cook?

what that garra do with anything

shorty i can eat tho

Like isn't Nike Adidas

dayokanu:

Is MTN not Globacom?

LMFAOOOOOO

Hahaha the pus bursted.

I spend too much time on campus.

I need a life.