As a side note, my Burmese buddy is a lightweight wimp.

I'm lightweight too, but I'm not a wimp at least.

I better go with my backup plan. I'm not about to make you feel any more important than you really are, loser.

I have yet to run into a more pretenseful arsehole than you

Gee thanks you surreptitious jerk, I have enough friends.

Never have I seena bigger hypocrite.

Find yourself a lady that will appreciate and treat you the way you deserve to be treated. You are a man!

Be a man!

Lemme get at the black chick on your profile, she looks like a wetter.

mama-gee:

^^Pointless!
Just admit you've got a baby Voice and with a wowor face, all would be fine.

So? I still gets brain, niggi

mama-gee:

What has "Kissing" got to do with it, Fine Lips and baby Voice is the starting point in a relationship.

FAIL!

Bring yourns and i'll show you.

Continue digging gold so niggahz can keep treating you like hoes.

I call Bull#@&t!

She outta my league

I'm matching simibrasil with blissfullynaughty

fine couple

mama-gee:

It depends on if the guy in question has a beautiful face and fine lips then the baby Voice doesn't count,lol.
But if the guy is ugly, I mean an ugly guy with a baby voice then there's a problem.

What's fine lips got to do with it? Fine lips don't guarantee that the niggar can kiss.

I got that snow man.

I can't quantify my annoyance with those who do not return my texts.

My balls keep itching!

Looking for a girl to give me brain!

edoyad:

H2o2, you can see why some people are considered morons. A man fcking another man is the choice between two consenting adults to engage in sexual intercourse, now does a 13 look like an adult to limited mind ? If hausa men have self esteem problems they should handle it instead of ruining the lives of babies. When i was 13 i wasn't even attracted to 13 year old girls not to mention now, hausa people are cursed simple.

lol sadly, that's the age of consent in naija if i'm correct?
all we can do is get mad about it. until the legal system fixes it, the law allows it.
and big dongos will continue to get away with it.

I found blood on my finger and stopped. My anus is sore now

lol put it off nl then

if you really want a rush, go driving at high speeds on the freeway.
i get the greatest rushf rom that.

EzeUche:

Typical Hausa trash!!!

Why would someone want to marry someone as young as his daughter or even granddaughter?

a lot of things are perplexing. why would a man wanna Bleep another man. or why would a woman be fucking a horse?

doesn't make them illegal, just weird, unusual and crazy.
i don't support it either. i prefer our norms.

as I almost had the poop out, I used my middle finger to try and break off some of it in a desperate attempt to stop my pain.

ewww I swear I come across the most disgusting ish on the internet.
seriously, who shakes his hand? loooooool.

bluespice:

i'm disgusted and i need some high

lol how do people push their asses out?
would love to do that

how high can you get. get you some caffeine then. just release your inhibitions.

lol push their chest in? i don't know. seen a load of women doing it though.
hot! you can put it on your profile pic once you learn it lol so i can salivate

bawomolo:

wahala dey o.

the law should be changed.

for the sake of argument, why?

How do you want it. Tell me how you feel.

@topic,
I am obsessed with watching women who push their asses out.

you need some of that shi't i'm on? you sure about that hunni.
once you get some of that hydro in you, u won't look back.

natural high

Random post,

I think I now fully understand why make-up sex is so bomb.

That's enough fun for today.

maedan:

His advances are not the only things that are weak, by the way .

you're addicted to me. you want some?

Beaf:

@maedan
Have you ever viciously, maliciously, critically, explosively rejected H2O2's weak advances?
H2O2, leave the girl alone.

lol the least she can do is let me finger.

@maedan,
just show me your titties on skype and i'll leave you alone.

oyb:

^^^

i see two new members in NL's immediate future one of them will prolly be nicknamed water

rofl, you guessed correctly. it's already in the works.

i'm glad to contribute to nl' ever-increasing population growth.

all i did was throw up in her mouth