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Celebrities / Re: Actress Rita Dominic Writes Autobiography by H2O2: 7:01pm On Apr 05, 2010
LOL @ SJEEZY

"Poster is short"

grin grin
Forum Games / Re: Tell Us 5 Interesting Things About Yourself by H2O2: 6:31pm On Apr 05, 2010
I love basketball. If it had a phussy and could make babies I just might marry it.
I love basketball
Repeat 3ce

lol
Health / Re: First Lady Michelle Obama Looks Fit And Slimmer ! by H2O2: 6:26pm On Apr 05, 2010
Oh plat so now you're limiting the scope of the argument.  You don't want to include all women.
Pray tell, are Nigerian women the only ones who blow up after having kids in marriage . . .?

What about those ones that blow up after having kids out of wedlock.  We should blame the man that knocked her up right?

At this rate, you are most certainly not ready for marriage at all. Nowhere near ready.

you win dear, it's the man's fault.
Health / Re: First Lady Michelle Obama Looks Fit And Slimmer ! by H2O2: 6:16pm On Apr 05, 2010
platinumnk:

We are talking about marriages.
Men are not toothpicks either.

Can you explain the football star we married is now looking like a pillsbury dough boy? cheesy cheesy
We not talking about men son! Quit grasping for straws, dear aunt sally.

It's as simple as stop blaming men for your lack of motivation to get fit you lazy bums.

Marriage or not. Even pre-marriage your motivation to get fit is not there, so what makes you think that will change after marriage.

Chai men have suffered!
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by H2O2: 6:08pm On Apr 05, 2010
Hahahaha I can eye better than you.

We should have an eyeing competition.
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by H2O2: 6:08pm On Apr 05, 2010
I want to learn how to roll my eyes to the back of my head and then back out.
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by H2O2: 6:07pm On Apr 05, 2010
Don't worry, the sweet smelling aroma of my fart will quench the scent.

I like farting loudly when my period is on.
Romance / Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by H2O2: 5:55pm On Apr 05, 2010
Gifted01:

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More grease to your elbows.

Even if you're not in full control, don't let any woman walk all over you. NEVER EVER!
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by H2O2: 5:53pm On Apr 05, 2010
Ohhh noooo my period's on embarassed
Health / Re: First Lady Michelle Obama Looks Fit And Slimmer ! by H2O2: 5:45pm On Apr 05, 2010
Kenny_G:

cheryl Blair, Angela Merkel
lol.

Better yet the women who aren't even married yet who are already chubbier and fatter than a house.
They would still find a way to blame it on men.
Health / Re: First Lady Michelle Obama Looks Fit And Slimmer ! by H2O2: 4:53pm On Apr 05, 2010
I forgot, we should blame the man for not driving her to the gym lol.

What funny tools!
Health / Re: First Lady Michelle Obama Looks Fit And Slimmer ! by H2O2: 4:53pm On Apr 05, 2010
What about those 50/50 women whose arms are fatter than both my thighs combined btw?
Health / Re: First Lady Michelle Obama Looks Fit And Slimmer ! by H2O2: 4:40pm On Apr 05, 2010
Kenny_G:

i hate to be rude but you are talking like an "illiterate" come on ! aha grin grin fine girl like u dey yarn like this, grin grin
she does it purposely.  she can be very philosophical and logically sound when she wants to be.  at times her reasoning leaves a lot to be desired though . . . but that's usually when the feminist in her emerges.
Health / Re: First Lady Michelle Obama Looks Fit And Slimmer ! by H2O2: 4:39pm On Apr 05, 2010
blame blame blame.
if you want to create time to work out, just do so and stop pointing accusatory fingers at men for your lack of fitness motivation.  all it takes is 20 minutes a day, 2-3 days a week.

this is a ridiculous conversation.
Health / Re: First Lady Michelle Obama Looks Fit And Slimmer ! by H2O2: 4:36pm On Apr 05, 2010
platinumnk:

Because she got time to work out because her husband doesnt treat her like a slave and she actually has a life beyond kids and Obama grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

I watched this TV show trading Spaces-
There was this black overweight woman who was unhappy in her marriage but she dedicated her entire life to serving the husband and her kids.

But the other woman who had more 50/50 young and slender, lived a life beyond her marriage

permit me to say that you reason like an ape. i don't get what your juxtaposition serves to conclude. i hope feminism doesn't injure your soul one of these days. when you try attempting to rationalize obtuse ideologies by drawing parallels between two unrelated things that share no nexus . . . it means your feminism has gone wrong.

say my grandmama lived to be a hundred and semmmy years even while dedicating her life to her children and what have you. she was also slim and slender.
Health / Re: First Lady Michelle Obama Looks Fit And Slimmer ! by H2O2: 4:34pm On Apr 05, 2010
Kenny_G:

so obesity in women is as a result of the husband sey? what arrant nonsense!  angry angry
yup that was one of the most blathering tripes i've read in a long time.
to each his own.
Health / Re: First Lady Michelle Obama Looks Fit And Slimmer ! by H2O2: 4:05pm On Apr 05, 2010
Lol did Ebonyeyes just say she is in shape because she has a 50/50 relationship with her husband? lmfao and wtf and chewing my teeth. . . . say what has that got to do with this lady's decision to work out, and why must every other thread turn into a swordfest for feminism?

scratching my head.
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by H2O2: 3:50pm On Apr 05, 2010
You have gat2 stretch. It's very important.


5 more minutes.
Forum Games / Re: Tell Us 5 Interesting Things About Yourself by H2O2: 3:35pm On Apr 05, 2010
Been hit with a couple of copper-wire shots before.
Did some really dumb things back in the day
I don't sleep much
I get bored at least once a day
Soccer moms make me giggle
Forum Games / Re: Tell Us 5 Interesting Things About Yourself by H2O2: 3:31pm On Apr 05, 2010
doyin13:

H202 and the hansons. . .

Wetin dey interesting in all the list wey una
put so?

Please take your boring lives elsewhere u hear.

shior
Do the mess around.
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by H2O2: 3:37am On Apr 05, 2010
Guess all you want, you will not know the truth.


The blood of christ washeth away my sins.
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by H2O2: 3:30am On Apr 05, 2010
The ressurection of Christ!
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by H2O2: 6:27pm On Apr 04, 2010
Happy Easter everyone!
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by H2O2: 11:39pm On Apr 03, 2010
I'm sort of wondering if soccer is the world's most beautiful outdoor game.
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by H2O2: 9:09pm On Apr 03, 2010
My back!
Forum Games / Re: Tell Us 5 Interesting Things About Yourself by H2O2: 9:02pm On Apr 03, 2010
What's your own?
Forum Games / Re: Tell Us 5 Interesting Things About Yourself by H2O2: 8:43pm On Apr 03, 2010
I love paying rent
I don't know who my friends are
I've learned not to trust these girls
I eat too much cake
I will f@%$k you up if I need to
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by H2O2: 8:40pm On Apr 03, 2010
I am no surrender
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by H2O2: 8:39pm On Apr 03, 2010
I am born trouble
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by H2O2: 8:38pm On Apr 03, 2010
She makes me wanna la la on the bathroom flo, in the backseat of the truck, on the beach, in the toilet, under the staircases, underneath one of the classroom desks
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by H2O2: 8:29pm On Apr 03, 2010
I have enough good friends already. I won't have time for another, to be honest with you.

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