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Romance › Re: Husband Caught Wife With A Young Lady Sucking Her Vagina. by Haakeem(m): 6:55pm On Feb 26, 2022
If there is no pic attach to this post 80% of people would nt believe AND would nt make front page, op pm me with the pics, i do blur pics for a livingcheesy
Romance › Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by Haakeem(m): 6:47pm On Feb 26, 2022
Kingcalls:
She is dumb ....infact very dumb and a yeye gf just like 80% of u Nigerian girls....imagine asking what is Ukraine....but she knows kardashians and iPhone
and korea movies.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 6:39pm On Feb 26, 2022
Boss469:
Nah!! Salah na small boy

Use una greatest player compare am
rest! Cause the match wey we draw they cause me lots of pains, don't let me vest it on yhuangry
Romance › Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by Haakeem(m): 6:37pm On Feb 26, 2022
Jennyclay:
A Nigerian song writer once said Bye bye to yeye boyfriend.

He was referring to someone like you. Let this be the last time you quote me.

Bye!!!
lol, the musician was actually making fun of whores like you. And you are hailing him

Another lol abeg, loolcheesy.

Musicians go they yab una, una too go they sing the song, what a pity.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 6:32pm On Feb 26, 2022
LesbianBoy:
This one is influenced by messi fans pundits. Was the team doing well before ronaldo came in? angry
atleast it was doing better than arsenal.
Romance › Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by Haakeem(m): 6:27pm On Feb 26, 2022
kyber:
M telling you
And they all have android phones
But the value of it to them is just to watch tiktok videos
you poured out my heart.

Does kindda people disgusts me alot.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 6:09pm On Feb 26, 2022
Great100000:
And you too
amen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 6:01pm On Feb 26, 2022
Great100000:
What i noticed about this Man Utd team is that they need to give Rangnick permanent work so he can work well on his own Gegenpressing on the beat.... grin grin grin cheesy

At least they need to give him 7 Years Contract so his Gegenpressing on the beat can be more effective and I can assure we Man Utd fans that before 7 Years run out we will surely win Carabao Cup... grin grin cheesy grin cheesy
ogun thurnda u thereangry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 5:58pm On Feb 26, 2022
LesbianBoy:
Ronaldo agent abeg start finding him another club for him

There is bad luck wrong with man United and this is not the best way for a legend like ororo to finish his career angry
he should leave and u would see the team brighten up once again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 5:40pm On Feb 26, 2022
Nteogwuija:
It's really painful, bro. Eh be like say make I cry.

And the coach dey fear to remove Ronaldo. Like how can a player so underperform and still be on the pitch?
na me e dey pain pass.
But i got an antidote for it, if my fellow man fvck up, i would relocate to another man.

Na only city and united make them different from each other
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 5:37pm On Feb 26, 2022
princeemmma:
Ronaldo never asked man united to sign him, man united felt they needed him and they went ahead and sign him.. Ronaldo never promised anybody, he promised to make impact to the team and he has done his best so far, we need to see beyond Ronaldo in the team... we need to see that team needs a lot of pressuring and restructuring
lol we are seeing his impact.

Like apc like ronaldo.
Family › Re: I Have The Most Worst Father On Earth by Haakeem(m): 5:35pm On Feb 26, 2022
Joelobioha:
I no call am devil oo comrade cheesy grin
then no offence.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 5:30pm On Feb 26, 2022
Boss469:
E big pass ur club or not?
u wan make i take salah compare am abi??.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 5:24pm On Feb 26, 2022
ajericho:
You guys must be masturbating to the name Ronaldo lol
lol, i rather yank my peni.s off.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 5:23pm On Feb 26, 2022
princeemmma:
the team is a disaster itself, before Ronaldo came in, the team was a piece of sh*t struggling for top four, don't put the blame on Ronaldo
then he came to change the team like buhari promised to change nigeria.

Yunno the rest, it was history.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 5:20pm On Feb 26, 2022
Nteogwuija:
Ronaldo can't even kick the ball to save his life. WTF!

This is becoming disgusting
no mind the old ewu.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 5:19pm On Feb 26, 2022
princeemmma:
atleast he has still showed us he got some things up his sleaves despite getting old, he saved us several at the champions league this season, thanks to him, why do you people see only Ronaldo growing old, why can't we even see that the team itself is getting old
u this infidel shut up! Ronaldo second time coming to manunited is a disaster.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 5:16pm On Feb 26, 2022
Enoch3721:
yes if not how will different managers be affected by the same thing
if tuchel should even come to man united na same thing go still happen, azin e go take am time to rebuild the team again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 5:13pm On Feb 26, 2022
Boss469:
Ronaldo big pass ur club
shut up! or i go remove ur front toothangry, oya tell ronaldo make en score naw.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 5:10pm On Feb 26, 2022
Enoch3721:
no he's not he has been the second best manager in EPL winning the second highest point in EPL but we don't seem to notice that due to the bad run of form in the recent weeks
okay then lets put the blame on the players especially ...........
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 5:04pm On Feb 26, 2022
Enoch3721:
rangnick wise pass u
u mean the updated version of olehuh
Pets › Re: Do Monitor Lizard Live Within Human Environment? by Haakeem(m): 5:03pm On Feb 26, 2022
This wan no big na.
For my village i see one naso i japa for my life, e big like crocodile.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 4:58pm On Feb 26, 2022
princeemmma:
bruno fernandes is one of another problem of man united, we are not seeing that yet
including ororo too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 4:57pm On Feb 26, 2022
Jokerman:
Mhen Ronaldo get haters sha...

Ibrahikovic 40 years, yet no one is asking him to resign... only Ronaldo grin
the guy humble en self na, reason am.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 4:55pm On Feb 26, 2022
Enoch3721:
e be like say dat captain armband get one juju for body see wetin bruno day play today maguire version2.0
abeg if naso the armband be, make they give am to ronaldo asapcheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 4:53pm On Feb 26, 2022
Nteogwuija:
Ronaldo doesn't want to face reality. He should either retire or go and play in Saudi Arabia.

He has made his mark already and we appreciate that.
curse they day he re joined man united.

Quote me and i would nack u two by twoangry.
Politics › Re: NDLEA Arrest Drug Kingpin, 5 Others, Seize 6,000kg Of Drugs In Lagos Island by Haakeem(m): 4:25pm On Feb 26, 2022
Mtcheew hunger dey!
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu, See Your Mates. by Haakeem(m): 4:21pm On Feb 26, 2022
Brimstone77:
.....

Show us buharis mates..
putin go fit am nagrin.
Or tinubu.
Family › Re: I Have The Most Worst Father On Earth by Haakeem(m): 4:14pm On Feb 26, 2022
Joelobioha:
sorry to say this but sometimes the people who are close to you..people who you call family are the devils in sheeps clothing..
abeg my mama no be devil Ogrin
Forum Games › Re: Without Using Google Answer This Questions by Haakeem(m): 6:51am On Feb 26, 2022

Nairaland General › Re: Are Friends More Dangerous Than Enemies? by Haakeem(m): 6:48am On Feb 26, 2022
I can relate with you, but you are nt my friend.
Politics › Re: Bad Dream I Had Last Night by Haakeem(m): 6:44am On Feb 26, 2022
Weird.

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