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Romance › Re: Check This Out! by Haakeem(m): 3:45pm On Mar 01, 2022

Candidlady:
No
Iam fair in height

no! you are short in fairness angry

Romance › Re: Check This Out! by Haakeem(m): 3:43pm On Mar 01, 2022

Jeon:
that is why I said you should try again later..
5'10 is not a joke for male because that is the average height... not to talk me who is a female .

sorry ma, me and all my male sibling's a far away taller than you, the youngest that is even 16 is taller than you.

Jeon you are short! Stop bragging.

Romance › Re: Check This Out! by Haakeem(m): 3:40pm On Mar 01, 2022

Candidlady:
Stfu
Hater

are you short in complextion cry

Family › Re: The World Oppressing Russia....king0G Opinion by Haakeem(m): 3:38pm On Mar 01, 2022

You would just av 5% of nl at ur side if this makes front page.
And don't forget that the remaining 95% would give it to you hot hot.

Romance › Re: Check This Out! by Haakeem(m): 3:34pm On Mar 01, 2022

Jeon:
try again later boy =5'10 is not a joke...

must you include the boy?? You sound so kiddish.

Romance › Re: Check This Out! by Haakeem(m): 1:23pm On Mar 01, 2022

Nice Write up thou!.

Nt all are correct, especially that girls who lack in hight are the most prettiest one. angry

azin who dash them?.

You are just giving jeon hope.

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Family › Re: Man Divorces His Wife Because Of Excessive Demands! by Haakeem(m): 1:07pm On Mar 01, 2022

He made a right decision.

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Romance › Re: Why Is He Upset by Haakeem(m): 1:05pm On Mar 01, 2022

Whazar:
Me thinking money she thinking nonsense

Romance › Re: What Will You Reply This Fine Girl? [Picture] by Haakeem(m): 3:37pm On Feb 28, 2022

captainbangz:
me too,maybe because I am tall and have a hand that looks small to me, but people label it big. But if I measure the D using ruler, fear dey catch me.lol

if you wana know how huge or big ur dick is, stand in the front of a large mirror with ur dick erected.

You would see it clearly.

Literature › Re: The Untold Story (I Almost Died) by Haakeem(m): 3:25pm On Feb 28, 2022

frankwriter:
Tuesday or Wednesday..
God's willing.

okay.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 8:41pm On Feb 27, 2022

killmods:
Fake match

i can feel your pains bruh, take heart.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 8:38pm On Feb 27, 2022

Walelavender:
What a match !

I had a swell time watching it

Both teams deserve it, but Liverpool can boast of ,at least, a laurel this season. Chelsea has had so many glorious moments.

Chop I chop is life

Congrats to the REDS

abeg specify which red u the talk about make man united no go they shine teeth.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 8:33pm On Feb 27, 2022

Liverpool wins..yinmu.

They don start to the look for person to blame, refree,var and kepa make una sorry o, na una head they they come.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 8:18pm On Feb 27, 2022

LesbianBoy:
Na Salah go miss who wan bet

clown aw far.

Crime › Re: Teenage Girl Caught Trying To Sell Boy She Abducted. by Haakeem(m): 8:08pm On Feb 27, 2022

irunoko:
chidinmas case is different.the guy was trying to viciously have sex with her and she was trying to protect herself because he was obviously under the influence of drugs

and you believed such story after lot of evidences provided?

Crime › Re: Teenage Girl Caught Trying To Sell Boy She Abducted. by Haakeem(m): 8:01pm On Feb 27, 2022

chatinent:
She should be beaten.

lol, and they no beat chidinma?.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 7:54pm On Feb 27, 2022

eleko1:
she dey play with her friend ni oo.I DNT believe she's the one that mistakenly fall am

comrade don enter trouble like this.

Shey u get money na? Oya hamma the woman money to replace the screen.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 7:44pm On Feb 27, 2022

betshopagent:
salah no be baller

i go knack u pako there!.

I say keep shut and try they watch highlights, don't always focus on the goal post.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 7:38pm On Feb 27, 2022

betshopagent:
if you are a good footballer you wud not even argue this.keep ur insult to ya self.I no be ya mate

mate khe?.

Na man ****** fan i be.

I am letting u know so that u would nt say i am supporting him cause i am a liverpool fan.

Oga try they watch en highlight, the guy sabi.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 7:22pm On Feb 27, 2022

betshopagent:
mane is a better footballer. sallah na only goes em sabi.he lacks football basics

shat up! Effect of watching back of television.

Do u watch football at all huh

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Literature › Re: The Untold Story (I Almost Died) by Haakeem(m): 6:54pm On Feb 27, 2022

frankwriter:
Been busy bro.
Sorry for being late.

no offence.
Abeg when u go update?

Literature › Re: The Untold Story (I Almost Died) by Haakeem(m): 6:29pm On Feb 27, 2022

Why do you take long in dropping episodes huh

.
Nice update's thou!.
Nxt episode pls.

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Family › Re: Am I Being Selfish & Wicked Here? by Haakeem(m): 6:15pm On Feb 27, 2022

No stress your self ma nigga, this life e get as e be.

U got a reasonable reason for lying to him, if he is on nairaland and he sees this ur post he would understand.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 4:29pm On Feb 27, 2022

Na liverpool get this game, or na draw.

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Celebrities › Re: Do You Know That Tonto Means Fool by Haakeem(m): 8:43pm On Feb 26, 2022

Lol, its a british slang, it also means dumb,m¤ron.

Romance › Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by Haakeem(m): 8:14pm On Feb 26, 2022

Jennyclay:
You insulted me for no just reason, now you're calling me a kid? I never knew it pained that much.

You don't even know who you're dealing with.

*bitch lgnored*.

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Romance › Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by Haakeem(m): 8:02pm On Feb 26, 2022

kyber:
She might be a Kid though

no doubts.

Romance › Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by Haakeem(m): 7:42pm On Feb 26, 2022

Jennyclay:
Don't be rude to your mother and sisters. Talk to them if you don't like the music they listens and dance to. Please don't be harsh on them.

Rubbish!!

editting shii!!.

I don't exchage words with children like you.

Grow up you are nt a kid anymore.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (0 - 0) On 26th February 2022 by Haakeem(m): 7:30pm On Feb 26, 2022

Boss469:
But u be Liverpool fan na

na man u fan i be.

Politics › Re: Twitter Funny Replies That Will Make Your Day. by Haakeem(m): 7:10pm On Feb 26, 2022

Lol.

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