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Jokes EtcLetter To My Mates In Primary And Secondary School by Hackportal(op): 9:06am On Jan 11, 2016
1) To my classmates who
refused to tear the middle of their higher Education
notebook for me to write a test, I hope you are still using that note!

2) To those who refused to open their notebook for me to copy, I hope you are all working at chevron or Microsoft company now!
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3) To class captains who
always wrote my name as one of the noise makers in the class simply because my name is very easy to spell, I hope you are the chairman of your
local government now!
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4) To those seniors who
seized my belongings, belt, necklaces, foot wears, etc, and never returned them, hope
you have obtained the highest rank in custom force!
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5) To those who always collect the little my parents gave me and made me go hungry
without pity, and those who always break into my locker and steal my belongings, hope you have broke into world
bank now!
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6) To those who maltreated me because I was too tender, and those who always refused to put me in school football matches because they
thought I couldn't do it, I
hope Chelsea or Barcelona has picked You!
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7) To those who made a
drawing on the school board, specifically Car, and asked me to push it, imagine pushing a
drawn car? But its OK, I hope you have designed an aircraft! I miss you all, wish we could ever Re- Connect again, you Guys taught me so many Lessons, the good and the
Bad, I appreciate you all, may God guide you all in your various careers and
occupations, long life and
prosperity. Despite that I
might not recognise your
Handsome and Beautiful
Faces, but I wish you all the best in life..... ENJOY YOUR DAY
PoliticsRe: Just In: DSS Papers Proves Kanu Was Never In Possession Of Any Weapons by Hackportal(m): 11:08pm On Jan 09, 2016
charix:
He did not go about it the right way. He claims the country is a zoo yet used jungle tactics to spread a message of only hate. There are civil ways to propose something to a government, easier done in a democracy. He went to school, he obviously knows those ways yet didn't implement them.

He committed treason and is now an enemy of the state. Everyday he spends in detention is a slap to the face of Nigerians because our taxes house and feed him - he's even better off than the homeless and unemployed.

I say the government should end his suffering and put him out of his misery. He's of no use to anyone.
Yeap Ðsame To ur Father he's of no use to anyone.
PoliticsRe: Just In: DSS Papers Proves Kanu Was Never In Possession Of Any Weapons by Hackportal(m): 10:04pm On Jan 09, 2016
Weedcrusher:
They do not need to find weapons on me before they charge him for treason. The guy case is a dead on arrival case. I listened to radio biafra for about 30 minutes and I realized there are tons of evidence to nail this guy with in court. With all the video evidences showing him asking for ammunition to fight a democratically elected government, there is no way this dude will be charge with anything less than treason

Chapter 6 section 37 sub section 1 of nigerian criminal code act says "any person who levies war against the state, in order to intimidate or overawe the president or the governor of a state is guilty of treason and is liable to the punishment of death".

Sub section 2 of the same section says " any person conspiring with any person either within or outside nigeria to levy war against the state with the intent to cause such levying of war as would be of treason if committed by a citizen of nigeria, is guilty of treason and is liable to the punishment of death".

Section 38 of the same act says "any person who instigate any foreigner to invade nigeria with an armed force is guilty of treason, and is liable to the punishment of death ".

Section 42 says "any person who, without lawful authority, carries on, or makes preparation for carrying on, or aids in or advises the carrying on of, or preparation for, any war or warlike undertaking with, for, by, or against, any authority, or with, for, by, or against any band of citizens, is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for life".

Nnamdi Kanu is guilty of all these offenses and his case is a sorry one.
*You Be Idiot What About Buhari That said he will make Gej Goverment To be Ungovernable?
CelebritiesRe: Olamide vs Don Jazzy Beef - The Social Media Statistics by Hackportal(m): 3:13pm On Jan 03, 2016
Olamide na tout
WebmastersRe: Can Really Get In To My Facebook Account by Hackportal(m): 1:42pm On Nov 23, 2015
bro please have you solv this problem?
WebmastersRe: Hello Brothers!! Help Me On This Facebook Issue by Hackportal(op): 9:16am On Sep 24, 2015
After Submitting My ID CARD I got this massage from Them!!
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Unfortunately, you won't be able to access your account while we're reviewing these additional documents. We
appreciate your patience, and we'll get back to you as soon as we can.
WebmastersHello Brothers!! Help Me On This Facebook Issue by Hackportal(op): 9:35pm On Sep 23, 2015
When ever I Try to Log in My Facebook Account i Got this Msg
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Thank you
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Unfortunately, you won't be able to access your account while we're reviewing these additional documents. We
appreciate your patience, and we'll get back to you as soon as we can.
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Log Out
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it started Last Week.
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Any Help On What to Do?
Jokes EtcLets Have Fun.. Ladies And Gentleman On Nairaland How True Is This by Hackportal(op): 8:01am On Aug 24, 2015
Don’t make a woman cry! There is nothing as expensive as a woman’s tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with L’oreal Eye
Liner; 7,500 Naira
and Revlon Mascara; 8,500 Naira,
then when it rolls
down the cheek, it mixes with Estee Lauder Foundation; 11,000 Naira, Zaron Blush; 15,000 Naira and Mac Powder; 19,000 Naira.

Then, finally, when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with Maybelline Lipstick; 12,000 Naira
and Avonlip Gloss;
5,000 Naira.

A single drop of a woman’s tear
is running for about
78,000 Naira, so please, don't make her cry.

But you can make a man cry, it is only Vaseline; 150 Naira and Powder; 200 Naira.

Total for men; 350 Naira.
Webmasters10 Wordpress Plugins You Should Use by Hackportal(op): 7:52am On Aug 24, 2015
WordPress.org currently
hosts 6,265 plugins,
which makes it kind of
hard to figure out which
ones are worth using.

I have been using
WordPress with a long
time now and have come across quite a few plugins that I consider to be invaluable. Whenever I install WordPress on a new site, I usually always
install the same plugins
right off the bat.

Here is a list of 10 plugins (in no particular order) I use on all the websites I create.

¤Akismet

It comes with WordPress
and if you plan on having comments, it is a great spam filter. You must sign up with to get an activation key to use it but it is well worth it.

¤Google XML Sitemaps

SEO is on everyone’s mind and this plugin helps generate a XML compliant sitemap that is supported by Ask.com, Google, YAHOO and MSN Search.

¤ Stats

There are a few stats
plugins out there but I
am a fan of using the
one developed by the
developers of WordPress. This one also requires an activation key from but if you are using Akistmet you already got one.

¤WordPress Database
Backup

I have said it before, and
I will say it again, “Backup, backup,
backup!” Don’t mess
around when it comes
to your database. Install
this plugin and set up an
automated backup just
to help you rest easy that all your hard work won’t get lost.

WordPress
Super Cache Load time is very important, and
sometimes, all those
server requests really
bog down a site. This
plugin generates HTML
files uses them instead
of processing PHP scripts every time someone visits your site. Theme Test
Drive This is a plugin for
developers. It allows you
to test a theme without
making it go live. This is
indispensable when creating a custom theme
or making a few tweaks.

¤Add to Any: Share/Bookmark/Email
button

Social networking is a
great way to help get
your site out there, so
why not give your
visitors the ability to support your site
through an easy to use
interface. This plugin
offers links to all the
major social networking
sites such as Facebook,
Twitter, Digg, MySpace
and Delicious.

¤Highslide Integration

Highslide is an amazing JavaScript thumbnail viewer and this plugin
makes it super easy to
use it with your
WordPress install.

¤More Fields

One of WordPress’
greatest and most
ignored feature is the
custom field. It offers the
ability to do almost
anything with a post and if you have ever used them, this plugin helps make it a little easier by allowing you to create permanent boxes
for the custom fields you
use most often.

¤Auto-tags

Tags are great to help
organize your posts
under similar topics or
“buzz” words. And if you
are using any of my
themes, tags are used as
keywords to help with
your site’s search engine
optimization. It is very
easy to create your own
tags but any form of
automation helps make
you work faster and
more efficiently.

Source: www.tipnaija.com/10-wordpress-plugins-you-should-use/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Chelsea: UCL (1 - 1) On 17th February 2015 by Hackportal(m): 8:50pm On Feb 17, 2015
My prediction PSG 2 vs Chel 1
WebmastersRe: Guys Of Nairaland Your Boi Is In Need Of .com Domain Name by Hackportal(op): 9:58am On Dec 17, 2014
Thanks Bro




but Between Infoloaded.com , Loadedinfo.com which one sure pass?
WebmastersGuys Of Nairaland Your Boi Is In Need Of .com Domain Name by Hackportal(op): 9:23am On Dec 17, 2014
Guys Of Nairaland Your boi is in need of .com domain name suggest any Available domain For me

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