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SCHOOL OF FOOTBALL


The Headmaster - Sir Alex Ferguson

The vice - Benitez

The most fearsome teacher - Pep Guadioula

The ClassCaptain - Gerrard

The Asst. Class Capt. - Lampard

The extraordinary student - Leonel Messi

The student who always helps others in assignment - Mesut Özil & Di Maria

Most stylish rich student - Cristiano Ronaldo

The Student who completes his assignment in just a few moments - Agüero

The Perfect student ever- Ronaldinho

The student who always passes - Xavi

The Student who bites pencil/pen during classes - Luis Sùarez

The student who knows better than teacher - Andre Pirlo

The wall of school - Manuel Neuer & De Gea

The School Security - Sergio Ramos

The Crush of all girls - David Beckham

The all rounder - Wayne Rooney

The most tallest student - Peter Crouch

The back bencher- Mertesacker

The most shortest student - Vabuena

Matured student - Rosicky

Athlete students - Bellerin & Theo walcott

The students who always gets sick - Diaby & Reus

The Karate Teacher - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Most experienced teacher - Ancelloti

Class topper - Alexis Sachez

The funniest students - David Luiz & Bendtner

Student with longest hair - Puyol

Most expensive Student - Gareth Bale

Sports teacher - Arsene Wenger

The Hot headed Student - Mario Balotelli

The student who never passes - Arjen Robben

Most cruel teacher-Luis Van Gaal

The noisy teacher - Jose Mourinho

Best school dancers in the class - Daniel Sturridge & Greizman

The Student who Fights Seniors - Jack Wilshire

The bully - Diego Costa

The commander of Students - Schweinsteiger

The most fearful students - Shawcross, Koscieny and kompany.

School thugs - D. Alves,Barton, Pepe, Costa, Balloteli, Jack, Pinto, Debuchy.

The student who always blamed by everyone - Giroud

The most intelligent student - Hazard

The students who are intelligent bt always misses school bus - Joel Campbell & Podolski

The nusery class teacher - Zidane

The sacked teacher - David Moyes.

The carry over student - Fernado torres.

The sluggish student-Mikel Obi.

SCHOOL OF FOOTBALL


The Headmaster - Sir Alex Ferguson

The vice - Benitez

The most fearsome teacher - Pep Guadioula

The Class Captain - Gerrard

The Asst. Class Capt. - Lampard

The extraordinary student - Lionel Messi

The students who always helps others in assignment - Mesut Özil & Di Maria

Most stylish rich student - Cristiano Ronaldo

The Student who completes his assignment in just a few moments - Agüero

The Perfect student ever- Ronaldinho

The student who always passes - Xavi

The Student who bites pencil/pen during classes - Luis Sùarez

The student who knows better than teacher - Andre Pirlo

The wall of school - Manuel Neuer & De Gea

The School Security - Sergio Ramos & Terry

The Crush of all girls - David Beckham

The all rounder - Wayne Rooney

The most tallest student - Peter Crouch

The back bencher- Mertesacker

The most shortest student - Vabuena

Matured student - Rosicky

Athlete students - Bellerin & Theo walcott

The students who always gets sick - Diaby & Reus

The Karate Teacher - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Most experienced teacher - Ancelloti

Class topper - Alexis Sachez

The funniest students - David Luiz & Bendtner

Student with longest hair - Puyol

Most expensive Student - Gareth Bale

Sports teacher - Arsene Wenger

The Hot headed Student - Mario Balotelli

The student who never passes - Arjen Robben

Most cruel teacher-Luis Van Gaal

The noisy teacher - Jose Mourinho

Best school dancers in the class - Daniel Sturridge & Greizman

The Student who Fights Seniors - Jack Wilshire

The bully - Diego Costa

The commander of Students - Schweinsteiger

The most fearful students - Shawcross, Koscieny and kompany.

School thugs - D. Alves,Barton, Pepe, Costa, Balloteli, Jack, Pinto, Debuchy.

The student who always blamed by everyone - Giroud

The most intelligent student - Hazard

The students who are intelligent bt always misses school bus - Joel Campbell & Podolski

The nusery class teacher - Zidane

The sacked teacher - David Moyes.

The carry over student - Fernado torres.

The sluggish student-Mikel Obi.

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RIP...This is great loss for South Africa.I need to pay a condolence visit to Zuma

RIP...This is great loss for South Africa.I need to pay a condolence visit to Zuma

Man utd has been f**kin chelsea since 1896

I will F**k chelsea

I will f**k chelsea today

adebayour26:
Oops!!!! You just called my full name....no problem jare baba.

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u're welcome bro

adebayour26:
Guy, u just copied my thread...this is extremely a bad idea.

www.nairaland.com/1953015/6-types-people-meet-banking

Adebayour I didn't copy it frm u,it jst dt one of my frnd send it into my facebook wall and I jst think I need to share it wt Nlander...

PapiWata:
The most important group of bank visitors have been omitted in your well written summary Hadey, and they are of course the EXECUTIVE bank robbers.

They show up dressed to the nines and dapper in beautifully tailored 3-piece business suits, to casually mingle and chat with customers and staff, right up till the moment when, at a pre-arranged signal, they whip out serious firepower, and deliver in very loud voices the traditional call to prayer : " Everybody lie down ! NOW !"

U mean awon goons mi

6 Types of People You Meet in Nigerian Banks


1. The Pen Borrowers: They never have a pen. These people are quick to say, "Please, borrow me your Biro" and once you give them your pen, just forget about it because that's the last of them you'll see, except if you're extremely lucky.

2. The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before picking a slip (withdrawal or deposit), they are already asking who the last person on queue is. And before you answer, they'll say "I'm at your back." In most cases, 9 people will tell you, "Bros, I dey ur back." At the end of the day, you end up settling dispute between the person wey dey d back of person wey dey ur back.

3. The No protocol team: This kind of people don't even care who the last person on queue is. "First come first served" don't make any meaning to them. Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the manager, who offers them a seat, and within 5 mins they've completed there transactions while u go still dey dere dey grow grey hair for queue. (Dearis God oooo!)

4. The Bank Door rejectees: These category will always have problem with the bank door. You'll see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting "Bro, pls go back". Oga, next time come into bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in... LOL!

5. The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions? You'll see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3,780 Naira in words na gobe. The so called "undergraduates " are the leader of this group. Na wa o.

6. The Voice of the People: These are the rebel leaders of the banking hall. "The queue is not moving na". "Yes, It's true. These people are just lazy". "I mean, this is arrant nonsense! I've been here for 59 min! This bank is a crap. I will close down my account and find a better bank" Come tomorrow, you go see am again for queue wit big goggle... speaking grammar. Bros, na only you waka come?

Okay, which group do you belong to in these 6? No lie o.
Remember, dearis God o!
Oya add urs......

Pique

Footballers who's appearance does not suit football:


*Mario Balotelli & Dani Alves (Gangster/ Rapper)

*Wayne Rooney (Boxer)

*Gerrald Pique (Taxi Driver)

*Bacary Sagna (Native doctor)

*Oliver Giroud (Modelling)

*Daniel Osvaldo (Actor)

*Aristedi Bance (Armed Robber)

*Ramires (Sugar- cane seller)

*Scott Parker(Choir master)

*Raheem Sterling (Athletics)

*Daniel Agger (Art)

*Gervinho (Native doctor)....

*kaka (Evangelist)

*Ronaldo (love-vendor)

*Messi (House boy)

*Lampard(Pastor )

*Sturigde (Street boy)

*Bale (Hunter)

*Benzema (Crown prince)

*Carrick (Estate manager)

*Anderson (Street Hip pop Star)

*David Luiz & Pepe (Militant)

*De gea (Sales Boy)

*Cahill (Pundit)

*Kompany (Military)

*Wilfred Bony (Farmer)

*Yaya Toure (Bodygaurd)

*Petr Cech(Tailor)

*Neymar (Modeling)

*Hulk (Rugby)

*Suarez (Vampire)

*Van persie (Banker)

*Mikel Obi (Hotel Attendant)

*J.s Park (Kung fu actor)

*Chicharito (Chelsea manager)

*Sanchez & Diego costa (wrestlers )

*Di maria(Fulani)

Add urs....

Wrong Identity because It looks like they have killed Rick Ross....

Even frm the pic It looks like they have killed Rick Ross....

Wonder

- Switzerland's Xherdan Shaqiri scored the first entirely left-footed hat-trick at a World Cup (1966-2014).

Xherdan Shaqiri scores one of his left-footed treble against Honduras.


- His treble was also the 50th hat-trick in the history of the World Cup.


- In losing 4-0 to Germany, Portugal conceded four goals in a World Cup for the first time in their history.


- Clint Dempsey's goal (29 seconds) v Ghana for the USA was the fifth fastest in World Cup history.


- The England goalkeeper Joe Hart made only one save in two World Cup games.


- In his 126 minutes of World Cup action, Diego Costa failed to muster a single shot on target (only five shots in total).


- In winning Euro 2008,World Cup 2010 and Euro 2012, Spain conceded a total of six goals, one fewer than they did in their three matches at World Cup 2014.


- Alex Song picked up Cameroon's eighth red card in their World Cup history.
His cousin Rigobert Song is one of only two players (along with Zinedine Zidane) to be sent off twice at World Cups, meaning the Song family is responsible for three of Cameroon's eight reds.


- Olivier Giroud's opening goal v Switzerland was France's 100th goal at World Cup finals.


- Neymar scored the 100th goal of the 2014 World Cup in Brazil's 100th game in World Cup finals history.


- Against Japan Colombia's substitute goalkeeper Faryd Mondragon became the oldest ever player to feature in a World Cup match, at 43 years and three days.



- Honduras have now played nine games without a win at the World Cup(D3 L6). They have played more matches at the World Cup without winning than any other side (New Zealand, El Salvador and Bolivia – all six).


- Ghana went out in the group stage for the first time ever (in their third World Cup). Now only three teams have never exited in a World Cup opening group stage: Germany, Holland and the Republic of Ireland.


- Fabio Capello has won one of his seven World Cup games as a manager.


- Mexico have been knocked out of the World Cup finals at the second-round stage in all six editions since 1994; no team has been knocked out at this stage as often as this.


- Nigeria have lost all three of their World Cup second-round ties (0-2 v France in 2014, 1-2 v Italy in 1994 and 1-4 v Denmark in 1998).


- Ángel di María's goal v Switzerland was the latest ever scored by Argentina at the World Cup (118 minutes).


- Switzerland have failed to score in their last three World Cup knock out matches, last scoring in one in 1954.


- Belgium conceded only three goals in five games at the 2014 World Cup.


- Holland progressed to the semi-finals for the third time in their last four World Cups.


- Costa Rica's Keylor Navas saved 21 of the 23 shots on target that he faced at this World Cup (91%).


- Thomas Müller has scored 10 goals and provided six assists in just 13 World Cup matches.



- Against Brazil in the semi-final, Germany were 5-0 up faster than any other team in World Cup history (29 minutes).


- The 7-1 defeat to Germany equalled Brazil's all-time biggest margin of defeat (lost 6-0 to Uruguay in 1920).


- Germany scored two more goals v Brazil than England have in their past two World Cup campaigns combined.


- Argentina have progressed from all four of their World Cup semi-finals.


- Argentina v Holland was the first World Cup semi-final to finish 0-0 (including extra-time).
Lionel Messi did not touch the ball in the opposition box in the entire 120 minutes.


- Nine of the 14 goals Brazil conceded in this World Cup came in the first 30 minutes of their games.


-Brazil conceded 10 goals from 14 shots on target conceded in the semi-final and third place play-off game combined.


- Mario Götze is the first substitute to score a winning goal in the World Cup final.


- Mario Götze is the youngest scorer of a goal in a World Cup final since Wolfgang Weber in 1966 (22 years, 33 days).


- Sami Khedira is the 10th player to win the European Cup/Champions League and World Cup in the same season.

Culled from theguardian.com

After a month of fierce competition, it all came down to Mario Götze's brilliant winning goal as Germany claimed a fourth World Cup crown in Rio.
But with the dust now begining to gather on the memories of Brazil 2014, here are a few reminders of some of the statistics that have illuminated the tournament.


- There were fewer red cards at the 2014 World Cup than any other edition since 1986 (.


- The 2014 World Cup saw a joint-high number of goals scored (171).


- Germany reached the World Cup final for the eighth time; more often than any other side in the history of the competition.


- Germany scored 18 goals – the last team to score as many in a World Cup tournament were Brazil (also 18) in 2002.


- Argentina trailed for just seven minutes in the entire tournament (excluding injury time).


- Belgium reached the quarter-final stage, despite only holding a lead for 52 minutes in their five matches combined.


-Brazil committed 31 fouls in their quarter-final win over Colombia; the most fouls that they had made in a single World Cup game since records began in 1966.


- James Rodríguez became the first player to score in his first five career World Cup appearances since Peru's Teófilo Cubillas (across the 1970 and 1978 tournaments). Gerd Müller in 1970 was the last player to do it in a single tournament.


- Miroslav Klose became the top scoring player in World Cup history with his strike against Brazilin the semi-finals (16 goals).


- This was the first time that three sides from the Concafaf region made it out of the group stages and into the last 16 (since the format began in 1986).


- Costa Rica knocked out Italy, England, Greece and beat Uruguay, four sides placed in the top 12 positions of the Fifa Rankings (Uruguay – 7th, Italy – 9th, England – 10th, Greece – 12th).


- Only six European nations made it to the last 16; a joint-World Cup low since the round of 16 was introduced in 1986.


- All eight group stage winners progressed to the quarter-finals stage for the first time in World Cup history.


- One point was England's lowest-ever return in a World Cup group stage.


- This was the first time that England have been eliminated from a World Cup at the group stage since 1958.


- Three of the last four teams to win the World Cup have gone out in the following group stage (France 2002, Italy 2010, Spain2014).


- There were more goals scored by substitutes in this World Cup than in any previous edition (32).


- Silvestre Varela's goal for Portugal v USA was the latest during normal time of a World Cup finals match since 1994 (94min 33sec).


- Tim Howard made 15 saves in the USA's quarter-final defeat to Belgium – no goalkeeper has ever made as many saves in a single World Cup game (1966-2014).


- Three of Holland's five outright victories in this World Cup tournament were from losing positions in normal time.


- Italy have exited at the group stage in their last two World Cups. The last time they managed this was in the 1960s (1962 and 1966).


- Germany are the first European team to win the World Cup in Latin America.


- Teams from Uefa have won the last three World Cups, the first time a single confederation has won three in a row.


- Germany’s 7-1 win was the biggest margin of victory ever seen in a World Cup semi-final.



- With their destruction of Brazil, Germany became the top scoring nation in World Cup history (223), overtaking Brazil in the process. Germany ended the tournament with 224 goals, three ahead of Brazil.


- Luke Shaw was the youngest player to play at this World Cup finals, when he played for England v Costa Rica (18 years 348 days).


- 13.3% of shots have been scored at these finals; a higher proportion than in any other World Cup tournament since records began in 1966.


- There were only three direct free-kicks scored at these finals, the fewest since 1986 (3). In 2010 there were five scored, while in 2006 and 2002, nine were scored.


- The only World Cup to see more own goals than this tournament (5) was the 1998 finals (6).


- Switzerland's Diego Benaglio was the only goalkeeper to register a shot at the 2014 tournament, thanks to a late effort v Argentina.


- The Algeria goalkeeper Rais M'Bolhi created two goal scoring chances; only three of his team-mates managed more in the tournament.


-Brazil have topped every group they have played in at a World Cup from 1982 onwards.


- Spain conceded 5+ goals in an international (5-1 v Holland) for the first time since losing 6-2 to Scotland in June 1963.


- That four-goal margin is the biggest losing margin by a defending champion at a World Cup.


- Brazil's 7-1 defeat to Germany was the biggest losing margin by a host nation at a World Cup.


- Tim Cahill has scored in three World Cups for Australia; no other Australian has done so in more than one tournament


- Ghana's Asamoah Gyan (6) overtook Cameroon's Roger Milla (5) as all-time top scoring African player at a World Cup.


- Algeria became the first African team to score four goals in a World Cup game when they beat South Korea 4-2.


- England's Wayne Rooney recorded his first World Cup assist in his team's opening game v Italy and his first goal in their game v Uruguay.


- Keisuke Honda became the first Japanese player to score at two different World Cups.


- Switzerland's Xherdan Shaqiri scored the first entirely left-footed hat-trick at a World Cup (1966-2014).

Xherdan Shaqiri scores one of his left-footed treble against Honduras.

To be Continue....