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6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by Hadeyeancah(m): 7:46am On Oct 23, 2014
6 Types of People You Meet in Nigerian Banks


1. The Pen Borrowers: They never have a pen. These people are quick to say, "Please, borrow me your Biro" and once you give them your pen, just forget about it because that's the last of them you'll see, except if you're extremely lucky.

2. The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before picking a slip (withdrawal or deposit), they are already asking who the last person on queue is. And before you answer, they'll say "I'm at your back." In most cases, 9 people will tell you, "Bros, I dey ur back." At the end of the day, you end up settling dispute between the person wey dey d back of person wey dey ur back.

3. The No protocol team: This kind of people don't even care who the last person on queue is. "First come first served" don't make any meaning to them. Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the manager, who offers them a seat, and within 5 mins they've completed there transactions while u go still dey dere dey grow grey hair for queue. (Dearis God oooo!)

4. The Bank Door rejectees: These category will always have problem with the bank door. You'll see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting "Bro, pls go back". Oga, next time come into bank Unclad! Biko, he go allow u in... LOL!

5. The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions? You'll see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3,780 Naira in words na gobe. The so called "undergraduates " are the leader of this group. Na wa o.

6. The Voice of the People: These are the rebel leaders of the banking hall. "The queue is not moving na". "Yes, It's true. These people are just lazy". "I mean, this is arrant nonsense! I've been here for 59 min! This bank is a crap. I will close down my account and find a better bank" Come tomorrow, you go see am again for queue wit big goggle... speaking grammar. Bros, na only you waka come?

Okay, which group do you belong to in these 6? No lie o.
Remember, dearis God o!
Oya add urs......

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by Mrval20(m): 7:52am On Oct 23, 2014
Those who walk into the security door and let out a horrible fart to be enjoyed by the next unlucky customer.

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by LaurelP(m): 8:44am On Oct 23, 2014
The "Insufficient Balance" group!
They will always come and waste other people's time on queue, even when they know that they don't have money.

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by PapiWata: 8:58am On Oct 23, 2014
Hadeyeancah:


6 Types of People You Meet in Nigerian Banks


1. The Pen Borrowers: They never have a pen. These people are quick to say, "Please, borrow me your Biro" and once you give them your pen, just forget about it because that's the last of them you'll see, except if you're extremely lucky.

2. The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before picking a slip (withdrawal or deposit), they are already asking who the last person on queue is. And before you answer, they'll say "I'm at your back." In most cases, 9 people will tell you, "Bros, I dey ur back." At the end of the day, you end up settling dispute between the person wey dey d back of person wey dey ur back.

3. The No protocol team: This kind of people don't even care who the last person on queue is. "First come first served" don't make any meaning to them. Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the manager, who offers them a seat, and within 5 mins they've completed there transactions while u go still dey dere dey grow grey hair for queue. (Dearis God oooo!)

4. The Bank Door rejectees: These category will always have problem with the bank door. You'll see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting "Bro, pls go back". Oga, next time come into bank Unclad! Biko, he go allow u in... LOL!

5. The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions? You'll see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3,780 Naira in words na gobe. The so called "undergraduates " are the leader of this group. Na wa o.

6. The Voice of the People: These are the rebel leaders of the banking hall. "The queue is not moving na". "Yes, It's true. These people are just lazy". "I mean, this is arrant nonsense! I've been here for 59 min! This bank is a crap. I will close down my account and find a better bank" Come tomorrow, you go see am again for queue wit big goggle... speaking grammar. Bros, na only you waka come?

Okay, which group do you belong to in these 6? No lie o.
Remember, dearis God o!
Oya add urs......


The most important group of bank visitors have been omitted in your well written summary Hadey, and they are of course the EXECUTIVE bank robbers.

They show up dressed to the nines and dapper in beautifully tailored 3-piece business suits, to casually mingle and chat with customers and staff, right up till the moment when, at a pre-arranged signal, they whip out serious firepower, and deliver in very loud voices the traditional call to prayer : " Everybody lie down ! NOW !"

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by Hadeyeancah(m): 10:32am On Oct 23, 2014
PapiWata:


The most important group of bank visitors have been omitted in your well written summary Hadey, and they are of course the EXECUTIVE bank robbers.

They show up dressed to the nines and dapper in beautifully tailored 3-piece business suits, to casually mingle and chat with customers and staff, right up till the moment when, at a pre-arranged signal, they whip out serious firepower, and deliver in very loud voices the traditional call to prayer : " Everybody lie down ! NOW !"

U mean awon goons mi

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by overhypedsteve(m): 11:28am On Oct 23, 2014
Hadeyeancah:


6 Types of People You Meet in Nigerian Banks


1. The Pen Borrowers: They never have a pen. These people are quick to say, "Please, borrow me your Biro" and once you give them your pen, just forget about it because that's the last of them you'll see, except if you're extremely lucky.

2. The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before picking a slip (withdrawal or deposit), they are already asking who the last person on queue is. And before you answer, they'll say "I'm at your back." In most cases, 9 people will tell you, "Bros, I dey ur back." At the end of the day, you end up settling dispute between the person wey dey d back of person wey dey ur back.

3. The No protocol team: This kind of people don't even care who the last person on queue is. "First come first served" don't make any meaning to them. Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the manager, who offers them a seat, and within 5 mins they've completed there transactions while u go still dey dere dey grow grey hair for queue. (Dearis God oooo!)

4. The Bank Door rejectees: These category will always have problem with the bank door. You'll see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting "Bro, pls go back". Oga, next time come into bank Unclad! Biko, he go allow u in... LOL!

5. The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions? You'll see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3,780 Naira in words na gobe. The so called "undergraduates " are the leader of this group. Na wa o.

6. The Voice of the People: These are the rebel leaders of the banking hall. "The queue is not moving na". "Yes, It's true. These people are just lazy". "I mean, this is arrant nonsense! I've been here for 59 min! This bank is a crap. I will close down my account and find a better bank" Come tomorrow, you go see am again for queue wit big goggle... speaking grammar. Bros, na only you waka come?

Okay, which group do you belong to in these 6? No lie o.
Remember, dearis God o!
Oya add urs......

pen borrower.

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by overhypedsteve(m): 11:30am On Oct 23, 2014
Seun, mukina2 fp please. What of those that come to the bank without account number and pen. Some peeps are so annoying. They will give a name to the cashier and ask her to search for the number and when she is done they will ask her for a pen to write it down ( how i take know say ds kind thing dey happen if i nor dey do am?)

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by cicero11: 12:32pm On Oct 23, 2014
Nice one
Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by james669: 1:03pm On Oct 23, 2014
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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by adebayour26: 3:21pm On Oct 23, 2014
Guy, u just copied my thread...this is extremely a bad idea.

www.nairaland.com/1953015/6-types-people-meet-banking

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by dejt4u(m): 3:59pm On Oct 23, 2014
adebayour26:
Guy, u just copied my thread...this is extremely a bad idea.

www.nairaland.com/1953015/6-types-people-meet-banking
*modified..
shut up..he copy it as well frm where u copied yours frm.. #plagiarism

no 7..see the pix attached

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by adebayour26: 4:12pm On Oct 23, 2014
dejt4u:

shut up..he copied it where u copy yours.. #plagiarism
will you just shut the fuckup?

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by kuderrich: 4:20pm On Oct 23, 2014
adebayour26:

will you just shut the fuckup?
@Dejt4u who made u d judge over d issue,@adebayour26 u shud datz a grave offence,why will u copied a post witout acknowledging d owner of d post and u're accusing som1 else dat did same. U guyz need serious re-orientation

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by adebayour26: 4:24pm On Oct 23, 2014
kuderrich:
@Dejt4u who made u d judge over d issue,@adebayour26 u shud datz a grave offence,why will u copied a post witout acknowledging d owner of d post and u're accusing som1 else dat did same. U guyz need serious re-orientation
And how d hell did u know where I copied it from, the original poster's name was not therr, of course I would av acknowledge d person. Stay out of this, man.
Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by kuderrich: 4:30pm On Oct 23, 2014
adebayour26:

And how d hell did u know where I copied it from, the original poster's name was not therr, of course I would av acknowledge d person. Stay out of this, man.
u're nt coherent wit ur argument,isn't it obvious u copied witout proper acknowledgement,u dnt av d right to accuse any oda person. Ole leyin mejeeji.

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by Hadeyeancah(m): 5:05pm On Oct 23, 2014
adebayour26:
Guy, u just copied my thread...this is extremely a bad idea.

www.nairaland.com/1953015/6-types-people-meet-banking
Adebayour I didn't copy it frm u,it jst dt one of my frnd send it into my facebook wall and I jst think I need to share it wt Nlander...

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by adebayour26: 5:18pm On Oct 23, 2014
Hadeyeancah:
Adebayour I didn't copy it frm u,it jst dt one of my frnd send it into my facebook wall and I jst think I need to share it wt Nlander...
Oops!!!! You just called my full name....no problem jare baba.

**thumbs up**

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by drmikeadams(m): 5:18pm On Oct 23, 2014
I dey do number 1 but I dey return d pen.kai ... I hate number 2....if fight wan start see where five people dey tak say dem dey my back....
Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by dejt4u(m): 7:02pm On Oct 23, 2014
adebayour26:

lemme shut the fuckup?
Good boi

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by Hadeyeancah(m): 7:11pm On Oct 23, 2014
adebayour26:

Oops!!!! You just called my full name....no problem jare baba.

**thumbs up**
u're welcome bro

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by dejt4u(m): 7:28pm On Oct 23, 2014
adebayour26:

And how d hell did u know where I copied it from, the original poster's name was not therr, of course I would av acknowledge d person. Stay out of this, man.
fixed!

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by adebayour26: 7:42pm On Oct 23, 2014
dejt4u:
Good boi
Scam alert!!!

You dis boi, I KNOW I DIDN'T POST THIS.
Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by kurajordan(m): 7:16am On Oct 24, 2014
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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by klem93(m): 7:16am On Oct 24, 2014
oooo God this trend still continues? whats ma business with this different types of people? mine is to deposit or withdraw and leave www..com
Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by Enangson: 7:16am On Oct 24, 2014
ALL NONE OF THE ABOVE
Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by QMark: 7:16am On Oct 24, 2014
I borrow pen like no other. Sometimes I even forget that I have a pen in my pocket cos pen borrowing is almost an habit.

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by mcdokwe(m): 7:16am On Oct 24, 2014
Long hiss

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by kenbee(m): 7:17am On Oct 24, 2014
I was a member of 1, 2, 4 & 5. But today, I've out-outsmarted them all.
Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by arvinsloane(m): 7:17am On Oct 24, 2014
How many times will this topic be on frontpage... ? I give up

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by adonbilivit: 7:17am On Oct 24, 2014
some na to dey look woman yanshh

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by Godisnear(m): 7:17am On Oct 24, 2014
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