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3cycle:
I don't know too, ask seyi law.

hahaha bujinua nd calamary

holatin:
And so ?
I dey hold up for d past 1 hour(((s))) and I decided to visit nairaland but I saw this topic that add not to my knowledge.
pls mod stop putting topic like this on front page.



d hold up is moving

FIXED!
tenk me now! Lol

Cuteclem:
nothing good comes out of this silly entity make I carry my 1k go sub for glo bis on my android it actually just got exhausted..abeg I get matches who get kerosene there I need to burn 1 or 2 yellow sim

hahahaha,nairaland no go kill me o,wetin!
hahaha pipu dey craze 4 nairaland walahi!

South Africa and Orlando Pirates goalkeeper and captain Senzo Meyiwa was shot dead on Sunday in Vosloorus, South Africa.
The exact details of the incident are yet to transpire, but the South African Police Service (SAPS) have provided confirmation of the South African international's tragic death.
The 27-year-old was declared dead upon arrival at hospital, according to the authorities, who appealed for calm as people rushed to the hospital and the house where he was shot to grieve and pay their respects.
MEYIWA STATEMENT: The@Orlando_Pirates fam ... @Orlando_Piratesfamily has learned with sadness of the untimely death of our number 1 keeper & captain Senzo Meyiwa.
— Orlando Pirates FC (@Orlando_Pirates) October 26, 2014
MEYIWA STATEMENT: "This is a sad loss to Senzo's family especially his children, to Orlando Pirates & the nation", said Chairman Dr Khoza.
— Orlando Pirates FC (@Orlando_Pirates) October 26, 2014
MEYIWA STATEMENT: This statement is being issued whilst Club officials are up & about dealing with matters arising from the unsettling news
— Orlando Pirates FC (@Orlando_Pirates) October 26, 2014The Orlando Pirates star was in action as recently as Saturday, in his side's 4-1 win over Ajax Cape Town in the quarter-final of the Telekom Knockout tournament.
Meyiwa captained Bafana during the recent 2015 Africa Cup of Nations qualifying matches against Congo, Nigeria and Sudan, taking over the skipper's armband in the absence of Kaizer Chiefs' Itumeleng Khune.
Meyiwa's contribution to the national team has been immense in the Afcon qualifiers, with Bafana yet to concede a goal after four games while topping their table ahead of Sudan, defending champions Nigeria and Congo.
Pirates Chairman Dr Irvin Khoza tweeted, "This is a sad loss to Senzo's family especially his children, to Orlando Pirates & the nation."
The club have announced that they will hold a press conference on Monday.

iheanyi40:
bro shun Vector go murder M.I dt dude is overated

exactly man! Vector nd phenom re miles ahead of MI in terms of punchlines...

B4 i got admission 3 years ago i used to teach @ a particular school in my area with my O'level certificate (i was taking JSS CLASSES),my 1st pay waz 8k but after 3 months and d proprietress saw my huge dedication and brilliance,she increased it to 13k nd Na d increased salary no make me write jamb dat year coz i was tempted to work 4 atleast 1 more year....Tho' teachers' salaries are always sumhow low bt hey! Teaching is damn fun.

Bt y is diz viewin centre dry 2day nw? Pipu no knw say match don start ni?

IGBOSON1: Your taste in music is one kain, wallahi!

Where is Majek Fasheks send down the rain; P-Squares No one be like you; 9ices Kongo aso; Prince Nico Mbargas sweet mother!? These are just some that should be in the top 10 Nigerian songs of all time!

if u notice,no artist has mor dan 1 song on d list,i intentionally did dat to create a balanced list,pluz i said i didnt consider d legendary oldies (ragae,highlife etc) wen i was compiling d list

OkikiOluwa1: The listed posted by MTV is for songs btw 2004 to date.
Even if that's it, some songs on that list doesn't deserve to make it.
Last Bullet
Brb to give my own all time top 20 songs.

k,i wil b expecting ur list

cnario: The list shows your age. There are far better songs from the 70's, 80's and 90's.

9ja hip-hop songs in d 70's nd 80's?

Mtv presented a very laughable 9ja top 20 söngs of all time yestday and i must say i do not agree with some of the songs on their list,this prompted me to pull up my own top 20 9ja songs of all time,i must say it wasnt easy creating this list and i didnt consider the legendary oldies (highlife,afro juju,fuji etc) because of some "indomie generations" on nairaland,so this list is mainly hip-hop.
So here are my top 20 9ja songs of all time in no particular order,i repeat, in no particular order.

1. 2face - African queen
2. 9ice - street credibility
3. faze - kolomental
4. olu maintain - yahooze
5. tony tetuila - my car
6. eedris abdulkareem - jaga jaga
7. psquare - do me
8. dbanj - why me
9. wande coal - bumper to bumper
10. iceprice - oleku
11. timaya - dem mama
12. da'grin - pon'pon
13. asa - fire on the mountain
14. paul play - angel of my life
15. weird mc - ijo ya
16. styl plus - olufunmi
17. african china - mr president
18. banky w - lagos party
19. sound sultan - jagbajantis
20. x-project - lorile

honorable mentions ;
general pype - born champion (remix)
sasha - adara
jjc - we are africans (remix)
mode 9 - cry
ruggedman - ruggedy baba
infinity - olori oko
terry g - free madnes
mi - safe
ty bello - land is green
naeto c - kinni big deal
mo'hit starz - booty call
ajasa - fenuso
wizkid - holla @ ur boy
jmartins - good or bad
earthquake - alanta

wat do y'all tink abt d list?

yousee: Has anyone watched this seasonal film, STRIKE BACK?

yeah! Damien scot nd micheal stonebridge

bangiskings: IDIOT I prophesy to u in the mighty name of JESUS b4 the end of this month ur wretched parent will be victims of bomblast you will surely feel the pain of loosing love1 2ru bomb

u ought to be more matured dan dat guy u quoted na

Bigsteveg: u don chop for mama sikira canteen tire.

hahahaha u nko? It takes a "mama-sikira-canteen" addict to know one now

"Dem steal 8 goats wey we dey rear 4 our police station we neva see am na runs girl wey die 4 hin sugar daddy house in america we go kum dey investigate?"
COURTESY:- NPF.

Instead mak he change am to father-abraham or baba-abraham

hensben: Make sense, him deserve am
Fyi, I like tubaba music pass R.kelly music

gud 4 u....1 man's kpomo is anoda man's fuku

500k 4 wetin? OP Ur name is either be MUMUNI OR MUMUNATU, am i right? Op im also into admision runs nd aid o so If any of ur junior ones is seekin admision plz contact me so dat i would also eat 4rm ur family cake.

tonididdy: yes and its totally free

tanx buddy! Can i coach a laliga team or is it only english team management as usual?

prince3009: Asphalt
Candy Crush
Angry Birds
Minion Rush
Temple Run 2
300
Ole 2 (Nigerian)
The Wars II

ole 2? Is it a nigerian game? Wat is d game all about?

tonididdy: championship manager 2014 and tennis 3D

championship manager 2014 is out? Is the game available on playstore? I have missed dat game lyk hell

chiefdiye: Dont know the last time i played game, because nairaland story and literature was what am busy and have a sleepless night. And i won't dare waste my precious time for game

what are the names of stories u hv been reading?

phemmyutd: its #1500 for 2gb. I just *described* EXPLAINED yesterday

tenk me nw,hahahahaha

abatically: Which game are we talking about here. I know loysbof Nigerians like PES but the real game is in FIFA. Anyone wans to play online pm me, or post ur psn id here and I will add u. FIFA 14 only.

FIFA is an Over-hyped CRAP

rebeccaluis: like seriously?? Goddamn you mutherforker! Your papa na gay, your uncle na gay, your brother na gay, your son go be gay and your grand son go be gay also say a very big Amen to that asshule!

see diz self-proclaimed jamaican as he dey write pidgin english paz ajegunle guys o,hahaha na edumare go punish diz bobo o,.scammer

Doskit: Guys pls help! I subscribed for Airtel #1500 4g on my iphone. My money was deducted with no MB. What can i do pls.

hahahaha u don enta 1 chance na...161 shld help

rebeccaluis: Holy sh*t did I do bad to let you guys know about this!? Why do send the code and for your self that its still working WtF goddamn it!!

guy no dey bobo us 4 here jor,we knw who u re...And watz ur obsession wit foul words? wtf,shit,Bleep etc,u jst hear dem ni?

I prefer shina rambo