₦airaland Forum

StrongPenis:
Any professional player could have as well. Kanu did, Torres did, Costa did, anyone could.

even d almighty tevez nd supa inzaghi both did

floragregs:
how that one take relate to wetin we dey yan?

no mind nairaland operational error,na d perzn wey coment after u i quote o bt na u d ting quote 4 me...Sorry jare

akinsadeez:
Yeah, the guy is really lost but How on earth did Yakubu get such a beautiful wife

hv u seen hw beautiful taiye taiwo's wife is?

Oh doz good old days of Yak....
he runs thru d defence line,He leavs ferdinerd 4 dead nd yes he scores!
Midlebrough re back in d game.....


Zenden finds yakubu in d midle of d pack,he is tryin to find a space,he outmuscles carvalho nd strikes home,,oooh wat a briliant finish 4rm d nigerian colosus.

floragregs:
I remember him back in the days when naija football dey sweet. I was a lil girl then.

hv u seen hw beautifull taiye taiwo's wife is?

Zakkyoz:
Oga Seun has to clear the air. Did you school in France too? I must confess i have learnt some French words. Thanks for your contributions, thinking of how to go and school in ------------- too.

lolz,u also want to school in france? Bt mind u, It's nt easy to school in montpellier university o,,, U need to work hard nd read ur book or else u will end up dropping out like seun.

Frankenstein:
Seun, please ban all the members of 'I schooled in France' group.

seun cant ban us bkoz he also schooled in france, we both went 2 montpellier university b4 he dropped out in 2005.

temhab:
It's google(guuguu) not google(gorgu) :

konfaaaaaamu ni....

Op sharap! Ur burnt left-yanch dia! My oxford dictionary sound-test prönounced doz words d normal 9ja way (waifai, intanet,lawl, etc)...Once agn ur burnt left yanch dia!

Mamaflex:
Got mine today. 200mb. Never knew something like this was going on. Was surprised when I saw it. Thanks to etisalat. Got nothing from MTN.


*modified* its like they added another 500mb I just checked my data and discovered its remaining 688 . Wow!

valid 4 hw many weekz?

Dollarjunkie:
I just received mine too.
Have already used it to download SEEKER season 30 and 31.
Still remaining 42MB.
Thanks etinsalad!

u mean legend of d seeker?

Eiya! D guy wud be 78 wen d ban runs out,hope FIFA wud hav established unda-80 fifa championshp b4 den sha!

Im also guilty of diz o,,,my gf don complain taya bt i stil find it dificult 2 do it.....Glad to knw im nt d only1 allergic to textin

holatin:
sambisa forest[b]

sambisa forest[/b]

sambisa forest

d one in ibadan?

iKillzz:
[color=#000030]Sorry, but I do not belong in the league of people who miss a thing about their ex.

Dafuq should you miss an ex for? Isn't he/she an ex for a reason? The concept of "exes" is that the person wasn't up to your standard, and the relationship had to end. Now, if the relationship has ended, and you claim to have moved on, dafuq are you missing what you already deemed you did not need??!! No matter how beautiful a person is, there's always someone out there more beautiful. If you claim to miss her yansh, there's a better yansh out there. If booobs is your problem, there are booooooooooooooooobs way better every where. D1cks? There are over 10,000,000 million d1cks in nigeria alone!!

Jeez! How do you move on if you keep missing something about an ex? How do you get better if you keep looking back and reminiscing about an ex? If your ex were that good, why is he/she an ex?

Dwell on whatever it is that transpired and led to the break up. Let it be a constant reminder of why you are better off without him/her.

How do people keep missing d1cks, booobs, puszy, yansh? Are they made of pure gold or laced with diamonds and emeralds?. . . I don't gerrit.

My ex is my EX! It's up to me to move on, and make better memories with the current. Make sure your current is miles better than your ex, so that you won't have any cause to keep whining about ex this ex that every damn fccking time! Avoid jumping from frying pan to fire. Look at the guy above missing his ex's booobs because he missed sucking boo0bs so much that any bo0ob will do. Now he's missing booobs. Or the one missing d1ck. . . That's what happens when you blatantly refuse to take your time. Dafuq are you rushing to?! Take your time after a breakup before jumping into a rebound relationship.

I don't miss anything about my ex. . . Nada![/color]

walahi i mst like ur post! Nt bkoz i read d seasonal-film transcriptions u wrote above bt bkoz i knw hw hard it takes 2 write a federal-govt budget.... Oya tak diz like as ur reward! *clickin like*

Her heavenly-way of BJ'ing nd d way she moaned weneva doz punanis re bein eaten nd banged..

Hahaha Walaii boy alinco get hipz paz diz grl!

If i click dat link ehn mak cozy-orjiako bkum reverend sister

tomiobj:
. Downloading free music is illegal. Nigerian artists don't seek legal actions. But artists outside Africa would actually try to find you. And we should know that the us government spies on our internet. So if they find out we downloaded music for further free. You will have to pay a huge fine or be jailed. There are many people who have been caught and posted youtube videos about it

NOTE: a song is owned by the artist by copyright. So in order for you to listen to it at will. You have to 'buy' the song

wat if d song waz shared 2 me via bluetooth,wud i be jailed too? Is my bluetooth-activities unda CIA surveilance too?
Yeye dey smell!

Wu is surprising us o? *checks topic* MTN! i no want dia surprize o koz if MTN dash u a cap 2day dem go collect head 4rm u 2marow

holatin:
dat due to typing in a stressful mode or mood and prediction on my keyboard. and if u don't believe me come and teach me English language at my house.

note: I stay at sambisa forest.

lolz,wen i finish teachin aunty patience basic english-vokabulary den it wil b ur turn.,,,wher do u stay agn?

Abbey2sam:
Neither do we know her in Amsterdam

actually,tipzy means "irrellevant" in tapa language.

Only an average lookin nd a low self-esteem guy wil 4gve her.
Bt a Handsome nd Crious guy lyk me wont 4gve her coz i knw it wont take long b4 i fish a grl hotter nd prettier dan her.

Azzually OP i dnt undastnd doz william shakespeare's poemz u wrote o.

Wetin u do 4 dem? Wich kind ritual nd sacrifice u do b4 dey gve u?

Wit d frequent way witches fall in lagos state sumtin has 2 b done abt d lagos-state aviation sector o....Hahahaha awon iyami osorönga,olokiki late-hour....