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Chiamaka01:
berryblake, i caught you on my CCTV.

lildrop:
jux kip checking d portal bruh
n wahs ur combo

Diseye29:
d boy need spiritual help ,dnt he av sisters ? y dnt he stat wit is dem

Diseye29:
d boy need spiritual help ,dnt he av sisters ? y dnt he stat wit is dem

sweetroses:
OP ask your 'friend' to kill himself fast before he kills an innocent person. It's not women's fault that his miserable existence has warped his brain into a messed up mass of psychotic fantasies. Tufiakwa.

natureboy50:
Jeez. Most of you guys are harsh

Suarezilla:
Story for the cows*** Mttteww! He is 19 and he hasn't killed any lady yet? Tell it to the cows!

natureboy50:
I was just thinking. Is it right to tell him that I opened a thread on nairaland based on what he told me and have him read the comments?

Hanasbay:
Long story




Z a place no one would never wish to enter let alone pass by

sameer1212:
sorry where is yaba left?

SMALLPENIS:
You can find Trolls on every online networking site.
Trolls are usually very funny characters who make off-topic posts or topics which are often hilarious!
These trolls usually turn to celebrities and could even have their own fan base and get numerous awards (Bans) . So here is a list of the most Hilarious nairaland trolls past,present and new.

MrCork : Legend has it that he started the trolling buisness. Well,he has amassed so much wealth and awards from it. He has currently run away from posting off-topics since he found his heart desire, Light-Skinned girls.

MrOlodo : He is one hell of a funny guy! A very matured man who still engages in trolling,his trademark is posting hilarious pictures of himself where ever he visits. He has since run away from Nairaland since January,after complaining of too much bans. We will all miss him

AndyBlaze : I call him the unstoppable due to his numerous accounts,you will always find him at romance section
you cant go through his threads without laughing. Some members still fall for his antics by giving him reasonable advice
his age-long dream is to make frontpage,and he finally did it,his new track 'Adam' has been making airwaves in his house
he hasnt been seen on the trolling scene for some time now,perhaps he has been given an award (ban).
His trademark; #BITG

SpaceGoat :
he is one funny character,he always finds a way of sending across reasonable messages with comic relief. Everyone knows this guy,cause he is like MTN,everywhere you go. I suspect he may be MrCork or AndyBlaze alter ego.

190 : he is one nairaland clown who has been reigning since the days of Joshua. He always gets a way to crack you up with his posts,if he see's this,I may get insalts from him .
Some say he is MrCork ,well only time will tell.

190theclown : this is one funny character,am definitely sure he is 190. He has been making the nairaland faithful laugh since 1800BC.

BoiledCorn : I remember the first time I clicked his profile, it was at midnight, I started laughing uncontrollably and was taken to YabaL...
everyone in Romance section knows him,you will aready start laughing before clicking his topic. His use of English,just like AndyBlaze is 'OuttaThisWorld'

Airforce1 : he has pitched his tent at celebrity section,he always has outrageous and funny news to tell you,even about himself. Those at celebrity section call him their King of Trolls.

MissYuzedo : she/he is one funny person every nairalander must know, I call her the MTN of nairaland females.she and marieolae are on every single thread Some say 'She is a Man' ,though I believe she is female.
Her posts always,most of the time have comic relief.

5points : He has become a ninja from trolling,but if you are lucky you might catch him in politics section with some humorous posts.

Krall : my man Krall ,he has taken trolling to another level,by speaking impeccable english in his threads and adding secular internet pictures to add a believable taste. Most people always fall for his tricks, but when you look at his threads,you cant help but laugh. He is one of the most creative trolls on nairaland.
His Goal: To make FrontPage

Banega : He is growing to become a prospective troll
His threads usually have comic relief and you cant tell if he is trolling or not

And Now,Someone that has changed history, A great one in our midst who has gone from SuperTroll to SuperMod ,he is an Ex-troll,but I wont call his name, those who have been around for a long time will know who am talking about.
So the repentant trolls,always look up to the Former President of Thread Derailers Association ,and believe that you too can be a Mod someday . In his words on the day he became a Mod; "I had no shoes (MB), I trekked 2kilometers everyday to troll,but now,I am a changed man "

So my fellow nairalanders,who is your Best Troll so far,and name other trolls I forgot to mention.
Is it possible for the Mods to please make a Voting Poll ?

SMALLPENIS:
am serious now o, I have repented from trolling

adepiero:
your mama nko?

ken100:
It is well o

Richiy:
Ha! Thank God. Now, my kid bro can take his wahala back to school....

rhymz: Funny enough this smallies get pride wey fit daze even the MBGN. Hear smallie's friend's response when I asked her about her immediate elder sister who is just a 200 level student. I said; "so you currently are writing the post UME exam for Unilag admission, right? And you stay with your elder sister who is already a two hundred level student. why is she not hanging out with you and smallie.....the kid told me it is called self-respect!!! Chineke, the expression on my face went from curious to blank. She was like how can my sister who is in her 200 level be hanging out with me and my girlfriend still writing the POST UmE..... I was like kid you are sitting here with me ..... I graduated from the University when that your elder sister was still in secondary school trying to write WAEC.. I no get self-respect ni? Abi u dey craze ni?

Anyway, Many of the nonsense the kid was just saying only served as entertainment for me though cos on a good day I go don fall her hand and send her away from the table but again na nwata kiri

lildrop: jux kip checking d portal bruh
n wahs ur combo

lildrop: jux kip checking d portal bruh
n wahs ur combo

speener: But you farano, abi farina, you be shewe? So this is all you joined naira land for? Trying to get your way into different shapes of pockets. Because you are fair, you now think you are fine enough to have the guts to utter such gibberish on line.
You FARANA, what's the shape of your own pocket? Or that of your family? Because if you had it at home, you won't be out on the street looking for Pocket shapes.
You just spoke like a pr*stitute that you are.
One day, they will use you to change the shape of someone's pocket. Greed and over covetousness.
Am outta here mehn.