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SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Benin: 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (4 - 0) On 14th Oct 2025 by HandsomeSkeleto: 6:16pm On Oct 14, 2025
GanagiBitrus:
3-0

One more goal & Nigeria Qualifies for Playoffs. cheesy
How? Impossible! The mathematics only favours The Eagles if they maintain that lead....and South Africa is somehow...somehow...held to a draw (at least)!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Transcribe Job by HandsomeSkeleto: 6:12pm On Sep 10, 2025
bishopjoe02:
I need a secondary school student who can help in transcribing WhatsApp voice note. The voice note are usually between 30 seconds to 3 minutes, pay is 1k per voice note.
Hello. Please I am interested.

WhatsApp number is 08122267975
PoliticsRe: Rashidi Ladoja Set To Succeed Late Olakulehin As Olubadan Of Ibadan by HandsomeSkeleto: 9:49am On Jul 08, 2025
MightySparrow:
My mother told me that if you know three reigns of obas or witness three ileya ( Ramadan) falling on Sundays, you are old. Anyway, my mother knew three Kings in my place; one started his reign before her birth, the last monarch in my place reigned for fifty two years, the current was about twenty two years into his reign. She lived over a hundred years. I have known about seven olubadan in the past forty years.
Ibadan's succession system runs more like democracy than royalty/monarchy. It is a unique system, the like of which exist no where else in Yoruba land. A system based on merit and seniority in line of succession, other than based on bloodline.

In other words, it is not the son or heir of an Olubadan that passes that becomes the next king. It is someone from somewhere else that has been long standing in the line of succession. So there isn't always dispute. Every knows who the next Olubadan would always be ( that is, if he doesn't die before the throne rolls to his turn)
PoliticsRe: Rashidi Ladoja Set To Succeed Late Olakulehin As Olubadan Of Ibadan by HandsomeSkeleto: 9:43am On Jul 08, 2025
RollinTNDA:
Yoruba history no just dey appealing to me
I don even force myself to like their culture
But deep down their culture too dry cry

Unlike Igbo culture wey you fit trace to China
Igbo Masquerade and Chinese dragon Masquerade celebration. Igbo culture get trace to Chinese culture.
Feather in cap, Isi agu style and more
Check for 'Yoruba traditions in Cuba' and update your knowledge!
PoliticsRe: Oyebanji Swears In Ogunmoye As Ekiti Chief Judge by HandsomeSkeleto: 9:38am On Jul 08, 2025
cenaman:
The compromised judiciary in Nigeria is because they are not independent. If they are, why should a president or a Governor appoint a chief judge in a democratic country?
So in countries where we learnt our democracy from, who appoints the Chief Justicehuh

Sheer ignorance!!!

The President of The United States appoints the Chief Justice, subject to the ratification of The Congress. Same process here!

Or should Chief Justices be elected on platform of political partieshuh huh
RomanceRe: What Is The Waiting Period Before Taking A New Widow To Bed? by HandsomeSkeleto: 8:20pm On Jun 17, 2025
As long as you intend to marry her proper, there's nothing wrong!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Crypto investments. by HandsomeSkeleto: 7:20pm On Jun 17, 2025
Beware of this scammer 👹

I just have to complete 40 characters!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Print Out Your National Id Card by HandsomeSkeleto: 12:40am On Apr 17, 2025
Nroy1:
Yes
Let's talk. How can we connect?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Print Out Your National Id Card by HandsomeSkeleto: 6:40pm On Apr 16, 2025
Nroy1:
In case you want to print out your National ID Card.

Kindly reach out to me

Thanks
The standard FG own that has the metallic chip?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Real Madrid: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 8th April 2025 by HandsomeSkeleto: 8:57pm On Apr 08, 2025
Packet5618:
Pls, anyone should help me with genuine link to stream this match
score808
CrimeHow Bobrisky Smuggled Atms Into Kirikiri, Paid N35m To Live Large — Kirikiri Baa by HandsomeSkeleto(op): 5:03pm On Apr 08, 2025
Fresh controversy has trailed the recent incarceration of popular cross-dresser, Idris Okuneye, also known as Bobrisky, as a traditional ruler in Lagos has accused officials of the Nigerian Correctional Service of aiding the socialite’s alleged bribery scheme to secure VIP treatment during his stay in prison.


The Baale of Kirikiri Town, Chief Babalola Shabi, popularly called “Baale No-Nonsense,” alleged that Bobrisky smuggled eight Automated Teller Machine, ATM, cards into the Kirikiri custodial facility and used them to funnel a total of N35 million through Point of Sale operators in the area – reportedly to grease the palms of prison officials for preferential treatment.


Shabi made the revelation during a town hall meeting organised by the Lagos State Police Command on Saturday, as part of events marking the National Police Week.


According to him, the cross-dresser never fully served his sentence behind bars but was instead housed in a private apartment outside the custodial centre, allegedly arranged by complicit correctional officials.


He said, “Before the truth came out, everyone believed he was in Kirikiri serving his time. But the reality is that Bobrisky was living comfortably outside the prison walls, thanks to a criminal collaboration involving some officials.”


Shabi stated that it was through his intervention that the scandal was unearthed, adding that he had invited all POS operators in the community to his palace, after which the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission swooped in on the matter.


“I personally called in the EFCC after I summoned the POS operators to my palace. From there, they were able to trace the transactions and decode the money trail,” he said.


The traditional ruler explained that the clandestine arrangement involved correctional officers approaching POS vendors to withdraw funds from the cross-dresser’s ATM cards.


He said the ease with which the cash was sourced indicated a well-organised ring of collaborators.


“It was shocking how N35 million could be sourced from around here so quickly. Clearly, this was not a one-man job. The officials who aided him have been suspended,” Shabi added.


He further disclosed that the property where Bobrisky was allegedly kept during the period had since been identified and demolished, and that both the Department of State Services and EFCC had interrogated him over the incident.


“The DSS first invited me for questioning, and I told them everything I knew. The EFCC also reached out, and I gave them my full cooperation. As a community leader, I cannot allow this type of impunity to go unchecked,” he said.


His account contradicts a report earlier presented by a National Assembly panel, which had stated that while Bobrisky enjoyed preferential treatment, he remained within the prison premises throughout his term.


The cross dresser was sentenced to six months imprisonment in 2024 for abusing the naira and released from prison in August of that year.


However, Controversial social critic, Martins Otse, popularly known as VeryDarkMan, had shared a voice note allegedly belonging to Bobrisky that she paid N15m to some Economic and Financial Crimes Commission officials to drop the money laundering charge against him.


In the audio, Bobrisky also claimed that a “godfather,” alongside staff members of the Nigerian Correctional Service, ensured he served the six-month sentence in a private apartment and not in prison. (The PUNCH)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Teachers Appreciation - I Want To Bless 40 Teachers With 50,000 Naira April 2025 by HandsomeSkeleto: 5:48pm On Apr 06, 2025
Firebox123:
first come

First serve
It isn't our Commonwealth!!! cheesy

It is his own personal money. Remember! grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Teachers Appreciation - I Want To Bless 40 Teachers With 50,000 Naira April 2025 by HandsomeSkeleto: 5:36pm On Apr 06, 2025
Firebox123:
I never see my own ooo 😪💔

You dey skip some mail messages ooo

Even person way submit mail yesterday don first person way submit mail on April 2st and 3rd
No need to chide. Just keep hope alive. I am still hoping too. Even though I know it can't possibly reach everyone. When he is not FG! smiley
RomanceWhy I Don’t Wear Pant To The Gym – Esther Nwachukwu by HandsomeSkeleto(op): 5:09pm On Apr 06, 2025
Actress, Esther Nwachukwu, aka Esther Sky, has said that she finds wearing underpants to the gym inconvenient and uncomfortable.

In an interview with Saturday Beats, she said, “Why should I wear underpants to the gym? When I want to go to the gym, I don’t need to inconvenience myself by wearing underpants or bras, because they are too tight and I won’t be comfortable. To go to the gym, just wear your normal gym wear. If you wear those, how will your butt shake?You need to put something out there for men to look at, for people to be attracted to you, as long as you’re not married.

“And if you’re married, you can even tie a wrapper to the gym if you want. But if you’re not married, you’re in the marketplace, and everybody needs to see what they’re buying. You attract anybody that wants to look at you. We are in the street to attract people, both married and unmarried. We (singles) are still in the marketplace.”

The controversial actress also claimed that actresses sleeping with filmmakers in exchange for roles was a thing of the past. She said, “It was some years ago that actresses slept with producers or directors for roles, flashy cars and wealth. That was when all the actresses were so desperate to give themselves to men. Even then, most of the actors were not marrying actresses because they felt they were prostitutes; so almost all the actresses were looking forward to making money without minding how they did it. But nowadays, actors are getting married to actresses, because most of the actresses are bigger than them. Also, social media is helping many people to make money.

“I don’t know if people are still going into ‘hookup’, because social media has made space for everybody to make money, especially TikTok. Nowadays, I see girls that go into hookup as being desperate.

In the same breath, Nwachukwu advised women to only sleep with billionaires for money.

“Even if you want to sleep with somebody for money, let it be people like Davido, Wizkid, Ned Nwoko and (Aliko) Dangote. You can even manage Portable.”
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Teachers Appreciation - I Want To Bless 40 Teachers With 50,000 Naira April 2025 by HandsomeSkeleto: 3:02pm On Apr 06, 2025
martinosi:
I have seen that you like to teach Maths from your thread Post email me your details and i will send you N50,000 God Bless!!!
I have since sent the mail. God bless!!!

My email address goes like this 'abd...............ni' (for easy identification)

God bless!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Teachers Appreciation - I Want To Bless 40 Teachers With 50,000 Naira April 2025 by HandsomeSkeleto: 10:06am On Apr 04, 2025
martinosi:
I have seen that you like to teach Maths from your thread Post email me your details and i will send you N50,000 God Bless!!!
I have seen that you like to teach Maths from your thread Post email me your details and i will send you N50,000 God Bless!!![/quote]I have since sent the mail. God bless!!!

My email address goes like this 'abd*************ni@gmail.com' (for easy identification)

God Bless!!!
RomanceRe: Is A Step Dad Really A Simp Or Not? by HandsomeSkeleto: 11:58pm On Apr 03, 2025
atoliman:
Alhough I am not a step dad, I have seen both the good and bad sides of men who became step dad. I know a step dad who run the house with respect and even the once single mum respect her husband . And the bad side is a Step dad who is disrespected by the single mum and her children on a daily base.
For example, a woman with 3 kids or more with 2 men now want to remarry and start a new family with a single guy . She gives demand for her man to marry her, he must buy her this or that and she and her kids come first regardless of how he feels. The single guy or single dad loves the woman and her kids and marry her. But the woman runs the household, while the step dad is just a doormat who is not even respected at his own home ; he is simp
Another example, a woman with 1 child who was once in an abusive relationship with her child father decided to divorce and a single guy or dad just love her and decided he want to marry her. The new step dad is respected by her and her child. The once single mum is now happily married with her man and respect him. They been married for years and have their own children. After all, as long the single mum respect her new husband and the child knows that there is a new head of household, the man may not qualify as a simp. What if the single mum is a widow, is she not suppose to remarry?
Being a step dad is not everyone and if it is not for you, then do you.
My two pence: Do not marry a single mother whose baby daddy is still alive
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Teachers Appreciation - I Want To Bless 40 Teachers With 50,000 Naira April 2025 by HandsomeSkeleto: 11:42pm On Apr 03, 2025
martinosi:
I have seen that you like to teach Maths from your thread Post email me your details and i will send you N50,000 God Bless!!!
I have since sent my details. My email goes thus: 'abd.....ni' (for easy identification)

God bless!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Teachers Appreciation - I Want To Bless 40 Teachers With 50,000 Naira April 2025 by HandsomeSkeleto: 7:38am On Apr 03, 2025
martinosi:
I have seen that you like to teach Maths from your thread Post email me your details and i will send you N50,000 God Bless!!!
I have since sent the mail. God bless!!!

My email address goes like this 'abd...............ni' (for easy identification)

God bless!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Teachers Appreciation - I Want To Bless 40 Teachers With 50,000 Naira April 2025 by HandsomeSkeleto: 11:22pm On Apr 02, 2025
martinosi:
I have seen that you like to teach Maths from your thread Post email me your details and i will send you N50,000 God Bless!!!
I have since sent the mail. God bless!!!

My email address goes like this abd...............ni
(for easy identification)

God bless!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Teachers Appreciation - I Want To Bless 40 Teachers With 50,000 Naira April 2025 by HandsomeSkeleto: 2:08pm On Apr 02, 2025
martinosi:
Because this is my Passion - when i come to Nigeria i normally visit schools and encourage students
but since you are the first to respond to my post and if you are living in Nigeria email me your details and i will send you N50,000 - God Bless!
Such luck the fellow above me had! A whooping 50,000 in this harsh economy.

I hope to slide in under this gesture somehow
RomanceRe: Ungrateful Female Friend by HandsomeSkeleto: 5:10pm On Mar 30, 2025
Jamal77:
Hello guys, good afternoon and happy Eid-ul-fitri to the Muslims faithful, I need an advice from this great family.
I have changed the names of the people involved for some reasons, I(Tunde) served in Lagos with my now ex-girlfriend(kemi), kemi was a primary school teacher close to her house, I kept motivating her to be better by sending jobs links to her, planning on interview questions and otherwise.
Grace smiled on kemi she got a job at the airport, buh another hurdle, she needed guarantors that were not her family, because of love then and someone I wanted to settle down with I became her guarantor and a friend of mine.
I fell very ill and reached out to kemi to help me with some funds that I was at the pharmacy and my bank app wasn't responding, she told me to reach out to my family that she didn't have enough on her.
I felt very bad for my girlfriend to say such, I didn't tell her that I had bought the drugs and she never did ask, we quarreled and broke up, after the split sometimes I would reach out to her to check up on her buh she would be very harsh to me over the phone. She said I should stop communicating with her.
Fast forward she reached out to me asking over my whereabouts, I was shocked buh calm, then after a while she told me that her office asked her to bring the id cards of her two guarantors ( me& my friend) .
For someone who ghosted me for weeks to just show up and ask for a favour with any remorse, it baffles me.
Jamal, do I really need to tell you what to do? And you call yourself a grown-up man. This is a no-brainer!!!!!
TravelRe: Adetunji Opayele Killed By Biola Adams-Odutayo - Teejay Legacy by HandsomeSkeleto: 6:33am On Mar 29, 2025
sonsomegrigbo:
NOT SURE THEY ARE IGBOS
Who is this demented fellow? undecided Playing tribalism with the life a human just like you!!! cry LOW-LEVEL REASONING. Tueh!!! undecided
BusinessRe: Closed by HandsomeSkeleto: 3:21pm On Mar 27, 2025
Favourcoach:
Can you start and run any type of online coaching program?

I’m looking for someone that can create an online coaching program.

If so, please send me a message on WhatsApp using the number in my signature. I’d like to hire you.
Coaching in what?
RomanceRe: Giveaway by HandsomeSkeleto:
FamilyRe: ‘My Husband Makes Love From Midnight Till Dawn’ – Kaduna Woman Wants Divorce by HandsomeSkeleto: 6:49pm On Mar 26, 2025
Kobojunkie:
Stop spewing gibberish & arguing like an odi! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
I expected you to prove me otherwise. We are arguing on law and facts here.

Highlight a case where the husband was led into the dock as a defendant because he 'raped' his wife. You won't find any! I challenge you!
FamilyRe: ‘My Husband Makes Love From Midnight Till Dawn’ – Kaduna Woman Wants Divorce by HandsomeSkeleto: 6:48pm On Mar 26, 2025
papyjaypaul:
Section 357 says otherwise
Section 357 remain silent on marriage. It is a grey area
FamilyRe: ‘My Husband Makes Love From Midnight Till Dawn’ – Kaduna Woman Wants Divorce by HandsomeSkeleto: 6:45pm On Mar 26, 2025
Kobojunkie:
Precedents do not trump the details of the Law. The law is what is instead meant to be sacrosanct in any society. That is why even when dictators take over, they find they need to change the laws to completely disarm opposition. undecided
Law is only as good as to how much extent it is enforced.

Come to think of it. In all such cases of marital rape in any court in Nigeria, the cases come under marital dispute in Customary Courts, and not as a criminal case In a magistrate/High Court.
FamilyRe: ‘My Husband Makes Love From Midnight Till Dawn’ – Kaduna Woman Wants Divorce by HandsomeSkeleto: 6:38pm On Mar 26, 2025
Kobojunkie:
In case you are not aware, your laws in Lagos have to be in compliance with the Laws at the National level. The clause that somewhat excuses rape in marriage exists only in the legal definition of marriage in Northern states of Nigeria. undecided
Give me a precedent from any court within Federal Republic of Nigeria where a defendant has been convicted of marital rape. Show precedent, man!
FamilyRe: ‘My Husband Makes Love From Midnight Till Dawn’ – Kaduna Woman Wants Divorce by HandsomeSkeleto: 6:31pm On Mar 26, 2025
Kobojunkie:
That is not true at all. Visit your laws before you get your self in trouble as a result of your ignorance. undecided
Quote the section under our criminal laws where the law recognises 'rape' in Lagos.

In fact, go do research on the legal definition of rape. Law is law. In law, personal opinion doesn't count.

Court of public opinion has no business with Court of Law.
CrimeRe: Ebonyi Taskforce Member Breaks Soldier’s Head, Arrested (Photos) by HandsomeSkeleto: 6:29pm On Mar 26, 2025
Ablesam171:
Foolish people, dis ones don go price market and him go pay. Let the soldiers teach them a lesson of their life, radarada.
I don't understand how you'll go out to buy goods and one riffraff from now where would be telling you to pay money for offloading the goods you bought with your hard earned money.
I remember my mini importation day when I went to clear some goods I bought from China, I called about some guys to help me load the goods for bus na so one mumu wey call himself agbero come dey tell me sexy make I pay money for offloading for market wey don enter inside bus already. As a typical Lagos boy I change am for am straight up, telling him that if he needs money, he could have just asked me and I'll give him something that I can afford to give him but as I dey so shi shi I no dey give you, he saw that my eyes was already red besides I know the real bad boys for that area. Na so the bad boy wannabe just waka commot.
This lawless is common in Nigeria especially in Southern Nigeria, you'll see people carry sticks to stop trailer drivers to collect money in the name of levy, even if they are supposed to pay for the levy, is there no better way government can do it rather than having miscreants disturbing the peace of other road users all in the name of collecting money.
Go Mile 2, you go see yeye people dey with stick sey dem dey collect money and dem go claim sey local government authorize dem.
Later, you will blockheads claiming that 'agbero' does not exist in the east as it is in Lagos. They usually say that nonsense whenever they want to talk trash about Lagos.
The ones in the east are even more deadly. Claiming to be IPOB terrorist. Tueh!
FamilyRe: ‘My Husband Makes Love From Midnight Till Dawn’ – Kaduna Woman Wants Divorce by HandsomeSkeleto: 6:23pm On Mar 26, 2025
papyjaypaul:
This is rape. Too much of everything is not good. How do you enjoy sex when the other person is not enjoying it? That's a mental problem. He may even be suffering from delayed ejaculation. How someone has sex for hours is beyond me.

They have 2 kids, how did they do it? This uncontrollable behavior is not a good thing for the kids.

"Daddy, why is mummy crying"
"Mummy why did Daddy beat you"

"Daddy has been a naughty boy, he can't control himself when he sees food and he eats too much"

Men should know that women get sore down there too. Na person pikin, no be sex doll.
'Rape' as it is in legal context can not exist in marriage

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