₦airaland Forum

Hey Palz!
Watch the goals as they are coming in...
Its a great day, Sip this Pito with Peak Milk and Watch out!

Haterz wait and see as the goals are coming in, don't run away...

Haterz are coming in one by one, two by two.
By the way, you're welcome too Old Trafford.
GGMU!
M 4 - W 0. That's okay!

Manchester United 4 - West Ham 0.
My Blood Is Red. Lukaku & Rashford will share the scores.
Let's go GGMU! ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽

The weird country called Kenya.
All hail thee!

In other news, my husband want to kill me with sex.
Abeg which way ?

Can't our fellow gender/counterpart be satisfied anymore ?

A joke I guess!
Nigeria is full of comedy.

Is Ekiti state now part of the IPOB ?

It seems she was my ex' crush buh thank God I didn't log in.
Sis. Fola I salute you @40. Keep it up, you will get there.

...just here to know what the meeting is all about.
Am outta here.

Edenoscar:
Bros me no know wetin dem chop come this match they just dey pass ball give man u players as if they are colour blind and cant detect that a player wearing red is standing in front of them

It's impossible to ignore the blood of Jesus Christ my bro. United shirt was soak in his blood (red)

The blood of Jesus Christ is red. Resurrection Victory. Up Man U

Face 2 Face na wahala for Naija.

Bloody Election Begins

Rossy! Can you see, I've been telling you all this while, you keep on postponing. Its high time we schedule ours also, we still have few months left. Hope you're reading this sha

adedayo3193:

. Why bothered to check names, you ought too have know already or do you think an Hausa or Yoruba will dare too commit such offence in their Jewish country. #justobserving! Non-tribalistic.

Totally charmed by NCAN. Speedometer can't measure the rate of speed I used to enter this thread. Deliver me O'Lord by NCAN. Non-Tribalist! I love y'all, we are ONE! Its just so painful wishing RIP to someone who is still alive, though having two days to live on earth.

Thank God nobody accused PMB on this. For the very first time in History of Nairaland, both wailers n' Zombies as you called yourself in Nairaland no one mentioned PMB name. Thank God! I guessed SIS " Something Is Stinking "

jrusky:
You got it on point.

I'm waiting for Okorocha award like the "houseboy of Almanjiri" who so shamelessly opened his maggot mouth and said he would remove his fellow kinsman Ekeremadu from Senate and I don't know who told him he has power to do so and if even possble I don't know who told him Igbo will ever smell that post again I just hate foolish people a lot.

And Amaechi will receive Honourary award of "Almanjiri Best Driver"

Ngige will be give a nice award like "The Best Almanjiri Gardner of the Century" because he is already Labour Minister simply means "Labourer".

. What of BRF?

Emmaoga:
hope the sandals can dictate bomb and crude oil when it touches the ground.

. It's a flying sandals bro.

Later on, den go dey form Big Boys for school. God purposely stop watching them in HD, that's why they were caught.

O'Lord, save my Family n' Friends at home n' all residents. How I wish I was at home! NDA, una lucky.

skitcentral:
No fighting lol.

. *chop knuckles* At least, you can't see me folding my hand to punch you too. #thoushallnotfight.

mebad:
No wonder i have been getting cold lately

. Seconded! Mine is even terrible, there's no different between frozen fish n' I. Just knew, its because I haven't have sex since my birth. Thanks for NL. I need to do something ASAP!

darnley16:
bloody Pretender

. Your cup of tea!

Berlyn:
osama bin laden

fvck i thought he wss dead oooi

. He was sent back from heaven to repent in Nigeria buh rather continues is evil deed.

tonio2wo:
All this places u just mentioned, is it in nigeria?

. Huhu! It's located in U.S.A. It will be better for you to move out from that isolated village you are before asking maybe Lagos is part of Nigeria.

Timijo:
I'm here to check names from NCAN. For those who don't know what NCAN means, it means Name Checkers Association of Nairaland.
Back to the topic, that landlord is suffering from frustration caused by this present regime.. How can a man from SW prevailed against a man from SE? This is unimaginable!

. Are you trying to say that the SW have started sending the SE away before August 1

I need someone here on Nairaland too CHAIN ME. I believe PMB will come to my rescue.

Watch a movie called "Horrible Bosses", you'll congrat me later for my 2 cents on this issue.

I don't think there's different between Nigeria n' Hell.

YOLO1:
Lol...... but my own atm is now "permanently out of service"

. My brother, find a solution to your service error cause people are on the queue for you.