₦airaland Forum

Wondering how religion changes our thinking. Are they telling me they are closer to God

Naturally, Men have been the oldest ATM in the World. So, my brother don't kill the History.

Disgusting! Covering my eyes with the blood of JESUS!

Its not just today. We've know those representing us are rogue n' arm robbers for a very long time.

This is called MADNESS PROPOSAL

Even though you don't want to join any association in the society, buh here in Nairaland you're already a member automatically. "NCAN" I hail ooo! How I become a member is still a nightmare to me.

snezBaba:
She abandoned you after you Caught,its either you are lying or

. Must you talk?

Not impressed! Come down here along ONDO-IFE ROAD, you'll know over-loads are different. Still saw one this morning on my way to work, like storey buildings.

Note! Buh not suitable cuz I'll be on duty by then.

Let me park here to observe the truth. It might be the sole reason my... Abandon me when I caught her sha

Back then! I would pick race from school after the closing hour bell to watch this cartoons. Can't wait for MUSIC AFRICA to end their prograMme then n' start my favourite SILVER HAWK, JUSTICE LEAGUE, BICKER MICE, ZEETER PROJECT, SPIDER MAN, X-MEN, JONNY BRAVO, PINKY & THE BRAIN, FANTANSTIC FOUR, TOM & JERRY, ALIX, n' host of others. I could remember SUPER STRIKAS then also. Not old enough for that now sha especially that PINKY & THE BRAIN trying too rule the world, funny species!

She might be referring to me cuz am the only NIGERIA RONALDO. I'm the one you're seeing, PLEASE WAKE UP!

Quiz 101 week 27,
Nigeria Senate,.
30 minutes.

Choose the correct answer.
Q1: "I will beat you and nothing will happen" who made this statement.. (5 marks)
A, Bukola Saraki
B. Ekweremadu
C. Dino Melaye
D. OBJ.

Q2: To whom was the statement in Q1 was
directed? (5 marks)
A, Remi Tinubu
B. Diezanne
C. Mrs. Melaye
D. None of the above.

Q3, If Remi Tinubu gets impregnated by Dino, what will the child be in future. (5 marks)
A, A Bastard
B. A billionaire
C. A. Thug
D. Future Nigeria President
E. A Nigerian Senator

Q4. What should be Bola Tinubu's reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. Beat Dino
B. Thank Dino
C. Sue Dino to court
D. Do nothing
E. Divorce Remi

Q5. What statement will Bola Tinubu likely make after hearing that his wife will be impregnated by
Dino. (5 marks)
A. Hmmm, Remi, so you and Dino have been doing it together Abi?
B. Hmmm Omo Ale jatijati.
C. Wo Remi, Let Him try it first, and I will show
him what "Magun" is, idiot.
D. Olorun gbo adura wa ni yen (God has finally
answered our prayer)

Q6. Why was Remi Tinubu not scared of Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. She knows Dino is a liar.
B. She knows Dino cannot perform.
C. She knows Dino can perform.
D. She wants to dare Dino

Q7. What was Bukola Saraki' reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. He was quiet.
B. He was shocked.
C. He was happy
D. He was sorry for Dino
E. none of the above.

Q8. Why was Saraki sorry for Dino.? (5marks)
A. He knows Dino is impotent.
B. He knows Bola put Magun on Remi.
C. He also want to impregnate Remi.
D. He is very scared of Tinubu.
E. All of the above.

Q9. What was Ekweremadu's reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. He was shocked
B. He wasn't 'happy.
C. He wasn't listening
D. He was happy.
E. None of the above.

Q.10. Ekweremadu did not hear Dino's statement because...... (5 marks)
A. He was not happy.
B. He was thinking about his jail term.
C. He was thinking about his forgery case.
D.He was fighting at that time.
E. All of the above.

Q11. In one sentence describe what should happen to Nigeria Senate?
(50 marks)

No cheating please..

missbronze:
Any May born shld quote me.

. At last I found you!

4th May. Why is my b"day mate so scarce, am I the only one on EARTH

Birthdays mean a fresh start; a time for looking back with gratitude at the blessings of another year. It is also a time to look forward with renewed hope for bigger blessings. May you find true bliss as you face your next milestones. Happy birthday bro!

I just started learning it Yesterday.

New Movie In Town ~ "Dino The Trespasser"

It seems the OP is talking about e-fvcking.

Where is her address, cuz am ready to smooch her right away. Who poisonous epp

What of 2016 ?

Funniest thread ever seen! Even a wh¤re will comment #Team_Virgin on this thread. Can't believe every1 in this thread is a Virgin except "I"

Because you are asking her the bitter truth.

RIP to the HOLY COW. We need COWDESTRIAN CROSS in this country.

Dino won't like what you're saying about her new crush @OP.

Someone should tell me Arsenal will surprise us this season

I smell it

Menopause ko! Octopus nii

She got what she want doh.

Enjoyment galore after victory. Please tell me I made FP for the first time in History or Am I Dreaming [i]Enjoyment galore after victory. Please tell me I made FP for the first time in History or Am I Dreaming [/i]Enjoyment galore after victory. Please tell me I made FP for the first time in History or Am I Dreaming

Let me park here...