₦airaland Forum

Cutex01: datz very matured of u, i l!ke ¡t wen pple are liberal en0ugh 2 admit der wr0ng d0¡ngs and subsiquently ap0l0g¡se 4 ¡t... Sh¡t happen====> get ¡t flushed and m0ve ahead

dis is the best advice anyone has ever received on dis thread. I officially crown u the first peace ambassador of the thread. Any seconder? May u live long *bowing*

Udinev: A gud frnd askd me 2 apologised 2 All whos name i mite hav used 2 post a wrng comment dwn hre n i just wnt 2 say am sorry aint stupid or a coward bt im doin it cuz i knw its d write tin 2 do. Hardarms and 2gohandler no hard feelings at all 4 ma end o. We were just kiping d trend going dats al. And Jhubril ure d most annoying eng user so far in Nigeria n social netwrk as a whole plz 4 ur own good dnt eva add me on 2go oo since u say am rich n pompos let me die wit it o Abeg u guys shld help me tel hm.

apology accepted. No hard feelings sis. Can't wait †Φ officially meet u all on Matric day.

ofelix15: i just finish my ND

‎​​​◦⌣kk⌣◦ dat means u wud kw me very well

ofelix15: D department is nw one of the best and they understand hw student feel, mallam aliyu is nw a dr, barely gets time 2 lecture in the department because of his qualification. D man fit leave dat department very soon.

‎​​​◦⌣kk⌣◦ we tank God for dat. Wch level are u I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ nw?

Sodiq33: a.b.u pre degree is widely knwn as s.b.r.s(skul of basic nd remedial stdies)it is locatd in funtua,katsina state..d form is been sold @ d rate of N2000 mayb wt 200naira bank charges,mkin it 2200,d skul fee as of last year was around 63-65 thousand naira...so,1 thng wt d pre degree is dat if u mit d general requirement,u wil b admittd,dat is,if u get d minimum mark of(2.0)out of d available or possible mark of(5.0) after ur gpa is been calculatd nd score above 180 in jamb,u wil b admtd(sure).........i dnt knw abt dier accomodation fees...d programme is a 2 semester programme(a year) nd basically 4 only science stdnt....in admsn process,a.b.u wil first gv dier remz stdnt admsn b4 considerin jambite,so,wen u mit dos requirement abv,admsn is sure 4 u in a.b.u...please dnt neglect dat jamb factor,immediatly u fail jamb,na bye bye 2 ur admsn o even thoug u get d maximum mark(5.0) in d s.b.r.s..d form is still on sale,u can only get it in zaria,so gudlck..please,wil appreciate any correctn 4rm u guy's..if u stil knw more abt it,u can also add ur's...

yea. Lemme also chip dis I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊. it is only for the 19 northern states alone.

Ofelix I c u o. Pls reply ma post na

Aboki pls let's have ur numba na.

Food for thought. Life is all about contentment more so it pleases God wen u show content and praise his name wen he gives u sometin dat he denied so many. It makes him wanna giv u more. Lastly nt everybody was born wit a silver spoon I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ his/her mouth. Some had it bt lost it due †Φ pomposity and arrogance and those dat never had it were later given due †Φ their humility and contentment. Mind u the success of a man is nt determined by his academic qualification bt his proximity †Φ God almighty.so am very much contented wit the HND he has given me on a platter of Gold. *peace*

Udinev: congrats.

tnx. And congrats †ΦΦ.

[quote author=suam_ng]yipEeeEee!! congratS bro. I got ur Msg 2Ru ma bBro. SORi bro I can't ping 4 nw cos ma subscription has xpired buh I wil notify u as soon as I Subscribe[/quote]tnx bro. U kw u r ma bro frm another mother. Can't wait †Φ see us I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ zaria. I called ur elder bro yesterday and he said he was gonna give u ma numba so we cud talk more. Congrats †Φ ur bro he told me he also got admitted I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊to Accounting (HND) †ΦΦ.

[quote author=suam_ng]yipEeeEee!! congratS bro. I got ur Msg 2Ru ma bBro. SORi bro I can't ping 4 nw cos ma subscription has xpired buh I wil notify u as soon as I Subscribe[/quote]tnx bro u kw u r ma blood bro on NL. I told ur bro †Φ give u ma numba so we cud talk. Congrats †Φ ur bro †ΦΦ he told me he Accounting (HND) †ΦΦ.

ofelix15:

ofelix tank u so much. I can't wait †Φ return back. Bt patto kw the pple wey him D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲γ̲ do anyhw for na . I miss mallam farouq a lot can't wait †Φ see him. Also I heard dat mallam aliyu is nw a dr. Of statistics. Bt ofelix u seem †Φ kw me wella o and I am still tryin †Φ figure u out bro. Pls help me out na. One love

Joy mojuba: Congratulation

tnx ma sister. He will surely do it for us ALL again I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ABU. Amin

jhubril: Layinka12=2go My law fellas let play on words.UDINEV it a pleasure.Looking forward to meeting you.

I'd rather we play on calculus. Meet me on 2go @ calculus115.lol Chaow.

Sodiq33: congrat bro....u c,dier is ntin God cnt do

tnx bro. I kw God will grant us all our heart desires dis year. Amin

Alhamdililah I have just been offered admissn. Into kaduna polytechnic †Φ study statistics at HND level. Abu am still waiting oo. God u can still do it for me and M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ fellow aspirants coz I kw and believe nothing is †Φ big for u †Φ do. *peace*

Sodiq33: seems he mean jamb deadline,dat is 31st of october...

Tnx

Abokii8: The a.b.u 450th senate meeting ended with the promotion of some senior lecturers to the rank of professors and associate professors. Moreover, they also directed the undergraduate admission list to be released before the NUC deadline. They also approved the suspension of diploma programmes in compliance with the directive given by NUC.

tnx for the info. Bt wen is NUC deadline? Pls

jhubril: Hmmmmm Obeisance to my creator!.......... UNILORIN THANK YOU................ABU STILL ON MY MIND.....Am still here!.........Still watching from my refurbished chamber!No comment now.

congrats man. As gud muslims we shud felicitate wit one another I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ times like dis.not minding the issue at hand. So make sure u render a good oblation †Φ GOD for dis gesture he has given u cos obeisance is nt enough. Stil on dat try †Φ reduce ur grammer I kw it has become part of u. Bt u also have †Φ take cognisance of ur ambience cos ur grammer might be obfuscate †Φ so many. Its just an harmless advice so u don't have †Φ be obdurate †Φ it. Still waiting for Abu list I pray it becomes propitious †Φ us all. *Peace*.

Pakavy: when u guys r done with ur mandibular fyts then we can move on.i only hope d utility of d info i got 2day wont b 2 late..2gohandler,suam,hardarms,udinev...u guys hav d civility of garage touts

pls I'm nt a tou coz u jst called me one directly or indirectly. I don't kw abt others bt I sure kw dat if dey were touts D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲γ̲ wudnt have even been on dis thread. So I take an exception †Φ ur last statement. Thank you

@2gohandler u av said it all. Jst dnt waste ur time on those dudes D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲γ̲ are nt worth it.

BabatundeGPD: i blv dx wat he deserve cus jubril was on a low key an was only expresin hz freedom of expresn in hz article, i dnt knw y d guy av to hunted him down....nw he z goin to far throwin insult on my course mate who has dn ntn rung. Man u gone to far....i blv u own jubril an udinef an apology

bros I used †Φ av a great respect for u. Thinking u were filled wit enough sagacity bt nw I kw beta.

Udinev: hmmmm unfortunate for you i got just 1 stuff to say to you cuz am nt an idiot lyk you, if nt for NL you wont be talking to me lyk dis as you are ryt now you cant even confront me in person cuz you look like one wit out nerves i know your type, you are the type that pee in thier pants even before a fite. Hardarms5050 nafin about you is interesting you know y? cuz your brain is made up of meatloaf while the rest parts of you is made up of lolly pop. so just get a life and seriously do you want to start with the line of insults? if yes b rest assured that i am fully ready for you. i expected a girl to behave dis way and not a guy, but now that you did i know you are just a big baby with a meatloaf for a brain. gud mrnin peeps And happy 50th Anniversary to Our sch to be.

miss it wud be very demeaning of me †Φ barter words wit u. Av got beta things do. So u can suit urself wit the insults.

Gud mrning fellow Abu aspirants. Jst want †Φ use dis medium †Φ appeal †Φ us all †Φ remain steadfast I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ prayers and patient coz frm M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ research 95 percent of aspirants on Futminna's thread got admitted. A gud handful I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ uniben,unilag,uniport, etc were also on the success side. And M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ frnds I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ such thread told me its mostly those wit gud and encouragin scores u find on most schools thread (I don't mean any disrespect †Φ any one nt on d thread presently)jst posting wat I heard. So the possibility of we getting admitted is great bt yet only God can perfect it nt our scores. *cheers*

Can't wait †Φ lay M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ hands on macro econs, calculus and advance maths rather than exhaust M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ vocabulary reservoir on one "English miss road" guy coz I go nid M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ english wey I dey waste now for M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ GNS courses

2gohandler: hw d Bleep does dz change d price of garri 4 market? Dude gt a lyf n say sumtn reasonable evn if it is 4 1nc.... TFU

no mind the lad. the funniest thing is dat one lil gal Is pumping his head as if she as never seen a grandiloquent guy b4.

Udinev: Its a vry nize n enlighten write up bt sum Morrons hre r mekin fun of him u guys shld try 4 1ce n grow up atleast and try 2 tek sum certain tins seriously nt al joke r lafable n fils gud. N plus mek person no post rubish 4 ma head o me no b jhubril wen go luk comot eye o.

pls hw old are u? Coz for u †Φ call an aspiring undergraduate like u a slowpoke then ur thinking technique is very low. Pls go for brain upgrade I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ computer village. *peace out*

Buc: Neocolonialism=having economic, political or cultural control by hegemons over dependencies (powerfully states over weak/poor states),
father of Nigerian nationalism=Herbert Macauley. As we know lagos was d center of nationalists' movements in Nigeria, which was mostly led by returnees/repatriates from d Americas(Cuba, Brazil etc), Europe (Britain & Portugal), West indies (Haiti, Trinidad, Tobago, Dominican rep, etc) and Sierra Leon. It should be noted that many of this former slaves or their descendants who returned settled in Lagos not because they were lagosians, but because many only remember or were told lagos was their port of departure out of Africa. Though, some moved inland to settle. Some were rejected by their people because d only thing African about them is/was their skin colour, so they returned to lagos were d British had maintained it presence since d bombardment of lagos in 1851 and subsequent annexation in 1861. These returnees had learnt d White man's culture (western education and etiquette inclusive), so were a class apart compared to their brethrens. But, d refusal of d whites to accept them as equals drove them to hate and resist colonial govt's policies. Herbert macauley was a descendant of this group, Ajayi Crother was his grandfather(Bishop) and despite he was more educated than most white man occupying administrative positions he was discriminated against and he opposed d colonial govt for it. As a Black man, well lettered and could speak yoruba it was easy for d people to identify with him. He petitioned d colonial govt at different times and even went as far as d privi council in London during d Eleko Eshugbayi affair.
Bernard Boudillon 1935-1943. He was responsible for dividing Nigeria in to 3 regions. He left d North intact with of his excuses been that d people were/are more homogenous than d South. Who could ve imagined that such uninformed decision was to contribute in keeping Nigeria disunited till date back then.
I blive a govt student couldn't ve given clearer answers, because it wasn't govt guestions but history. So, I'm using this medium to inform us that I'm a history teacher(ve about 8months to be certified), those of u there should putting ur ears down 4 me to know where d jobs @.Thanks.

splendid. M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ brother I give u an "A" thanks for saving his ass. Bt sodiq is very right the questns are. Strictly based on govt. Coz all dis I learnt during M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ secondary sch. Days. Bt u must av done dem. †ΦΦ I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ur undergraduate discipline(history).

Joy mojuba: They tell u say govt teacher knw the answer tall less of the student.

shey be the guy dey claim Say him kw book pass even hm teacher so mek him answer the questns na. Peace M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ pple.

2gohandler: bro u sure say dat dude ft answer ol doz questns? Sha google go hlp

am still waitin for hm †Φ give it a try. Cos na me go mark am. Lol even google no go giv am all the answers †Φ the question. It can only help him wit an insight. And again na dis kind of question dem dey call open test for higher institution. Even wit ur internet and textbook close †Φ u. U fit no still get the answer. May be the guy still dey make research lol

jhubril: Beginning in 1960
The climate of freedom had settled firmly in the land
No doubt,it manifested on a platter of gold
Every Tom,Dick and Harry exuded ecstasy,as boundless as sea
It transcended all boundaries of religions and tribes
As the Union Jack was lowered
We cheered,roared and jeered
As though it would suffice to say
An ant had devoured a lion
What's more?
The fratricidal anthem was everywhere
Because the day was first and not second of October

It was a smooth journey for us
Led by three intellectual seeds in the pinnacle .....
One rooted in the West,one rooted in the North,one rooted in the East
On their shoulders lied our unity and longevity
Mightily,they germinated overnight beyond our desire
Until 1966--when a coup swept through intellectual circles
Flushing out the good and bad eggs in power
That January was a heart-breaking one
For,the emergence of the khaki boys was sealed by blood
Before Jack Robinson was said it stuck again,what?A coup
This time a counter coup! Opened another tragic chapter in June

Within the twinkle of an eye
Our brotherhood was plunged into darkness..............

mr man y tel us wat we already kw. Since u want †Φ play smart let me test ur intellect a little. Who plotted d first coup I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ naija? And wen? Am sure u don't kw cos If u did u wud av added it †Φ ur article. Major nzeogwu kaduna and jan. 15 1966 is d answer. Hw many yrs did d naija civil war last for? Y did ojukwu wanted †Φ secede wit his pple? And hw did yakubu gowon curbed the secession? Wat brot abt the counter coup of june 15 1966 and y was it successful. Who is the father of nigerian nationalism. Bernad bourdillion was governor of nigeria I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ wat year? And lastly wat is neo-colonialism? The first question has been answered by me. Nw do rest u have 2hrs †Φ reply the post. Jst want †Φ be sure u dat gud as ur posts and u r nt the type dat do copy and paste. Fellow aspirants pls pardon us o. Jst want †Φ kip ourselves busy as we await the list. Jhubril am waitin pls kip the fun burning *cheers*

Its patriotism waiting up till this time †Φ wish M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ fellow ABU aspirants and nigerians I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ general Happy new month and Independence Day. Wish us all admission.