MejiLoyon:
I keep hearing these stories
Men just dey loose guard anyhow.
Carry them go house na fight
Go hotel na slump
Maybe she Don take plenty oja
The dead tell no tales so scratch that

To those that will read this, below are valid points that should help avoid stories like these Wey dey cause shalaye.

OBO RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
1. Though shalt not lodge Olosho. No one knows where dem dey come from or her craze history. Olosho na shoot at sight. That is funje ko japa. Don't sleep on bicycle.

2. Never pick away matches from home. You Don ever hear say team dey go use aeroplane pick opponent? Lai Lai. You don't know the outcome of the match. Anything can happen. Make she move. Pick her from any busstop go any lungu wey una wan play the match. E get why.

3. Never allow them shayo. Never ever. If them wan Manya make am small. Besides Shey na Manya una come do for there? Play your league match and go. No time

4. And most important.... Never allow both of you sleep over till the next day. One must discharge. Either make you discharge or make she discharge. Na night bad things dey happen. God no go let us dey overnight with person wey village people Don dey dial their number Wey be say na that night her ip come dey go.

In conclusion, dem no dey give medal for obow. Do wetin you fit do maneauver comot for there. If na overnight package nack with sense. No go dey do gymnastics. If na shuke shuke do am like that. No go dey form style. Make person vein no go burst inside brain.
Nack with sense. God no go shame us.

Lastly and most importantly..... Never allow a calabar girl rap on your microphone. Kayamasantara.....na part of wetin I shout that night be that. You'll die trust me.

Baba di baba! How many medals you don collect?

Access Bank ecourages fraud too. Since April, I sent two letters to them concerning a 45k scam. Non response till now.

Called customer care on 3 occasions, no resolution till now. I no longer bank with them.

Zenith bank has always been there for their customers. I bank with them.

He waited for ten years before he could go for paternity test, inspite having the knowledge the lady goes out with other men!

Serves him right. If only he will remain faithful to his wife after this incident.

brito:
Left for him alone my son won't suck, he ask me to stop breastfeeding him at 3months old but his mum refused.

What? Stop breastfeading your baby at 3 months old? Tell your husband to wait. Those bosoms belongs to the baby at least for a year.

Flytefalls:

If you must venture into this debate, tread anywhere but there...

How do you mean? I dont seem to get you.

Real mums dont shy from breastfeeding their babies anywhere anytime the baby is in need to suck.