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So dat's why she hardly picks my call!

okhiai1:
HI guys i am in deep poo am a guy who is naturaly sacred of girls so thats why i did not date any girl till i was 19 so i went to my girlfriend place today and we where making out when during the bj section as I was so engrrosed engrossed in it closeing my eyes and enjoying the moment and by this time I was about to cum that was when my fucking babe decide to ride (alvin) and I pour my load inside her straight up.
I have given her postinor 2 but am still super scared and still team virgin so can she still get pregnant please guys mature answers

lol!...wat would u even tell d child?! ...I got ur mom pregnant thru bl0w job

StPete:
But when she spread am, at least them go see say no be only one

na everyday she dey spread am?

Sermwell:
I did but she was like nothing really. That she wana be taking a look at them when she's missing me

she no get phone? ....buh guy,b4 she comot u suppose do her well o...u should've told her tins like,'she's d only wonderful tin in ur life,bla bla bla...u know d drill

OP,abeg wat is 'run' in chinese

Seems like a Disney character

banjicom:
My name is Sweet,I know that i resemble TIWA SAVAGE.
But my boyfriend said i resemble RIHANNA. Is it true pls?

u look like TIWANNA

Jenny1010:
Guys are known to be open-minded and don't hesitate to give a simple, straight and direct answer to questions.. But, I still wonder why they go totally blank and sometimes furious when a girl ask them this one simple questions.


1. How much do you collect as salary every month?

it's like asking a kid how many chocolate candies he/she has got

papawemba:
What i am about to share is based on personal experience on how to catch a cheater and how not to be caught cheating.

It will benefit both the cheater and the cheated.

1. Traces of Lipsticks: When your man comes back home, swipe his chest, nippple, neck, and peni$ with a white handkerchief, if he was with a ho or side chic, depending on the type of sexual activity he was engaged in, it will show. To avoid this, guys, take a shower after or scrub the parts of your body that you suspect your lady of easy virtue might have left her 'trademark'.

2. Wet Boxers: Men like to perform a kind of ablution after sex. If he just did before coming home his underwear will still be moist by the time he gets home. To avoid being detected, guys, use a towel or a handkerchief to dry your JT and wait a little bit for your body to dry before putting on your briefs. However, this could be difficult if you patronize a chic that stays in a face-me-i-face-you house or a brothel with a common bathroom, which might be quite a distance from where the action took place.

3. Smell of Strange Deodorants/Perfumes: If your man uses deodorants, roll-on, perfumes or whatever, you know the smell and if he doesn't, you also know. This is to say that if he comes home with a feminine deodorant than the 212 men you know he uses, there is something wrong. To avoid being caught, guys, don't use your 'other' chic's perfume or deodorant to freshen up especially when madam of the house can sniff/smell you from a million miles away based on what she knows you use. You can also have two bottles of each perfume you use: one in the car and one at home.

4. Smell of Condom: Latex condoms have this rubber kind of odor that they give. if your man just got intimate with another woman using a condom before coming home, you should be able to perceive a smell of condom. To discover this, you as a lady will need to read point number 5. To avoid this, guys, take a shower/wash with soap after the encounter and apply a deodorant not different from what you use that your woman is aware of. Coming home smelling of a deodorant especially feminine that your woman cant relate with is another red flag on it own.

5. Offer Him $ex When He Comes Home: It takes men a while to gather enough momentum to perform another round of sex after one episode. To find out if Papa Ada had been to Ndokwa Hotel after work, try to jump on him for sex as soon as he comes back to ascertain his readiness for the encounter. You know how strong his erection can be under normal circumstances and how willing he is able to accept your offer. if he starts giving excuses of workloads, his annoying boss, traffic at Ojelegba and all that then there is something wrong. There might be something wrong actually, which might not be sex related but if he doesn't get over it after eating and you have calmed him down then something for don happen. To avoid this, guys, attack is the best form of defense. You must have to be on the offensive as soon as you pull up at the car park. Complain just about everything, don't talk to anybody nicely and just be completely difficult and unfriendly. Complain about too much sand on the door mat, question who removed the tv remote from the table and why is the flower vase too dusty, why are the kids not asleep or already asleep by the time you come back. Just create a kind of mayhem that will make you unapproachable. If she asks 'honey, what is the problem?', just dismiss her with a wave of hands. But you need to come back to your senses after you have enough energy to do the needful and don't subject the poor lady to more troubles that she can bear. Apologize and bang the shait out of her.

Feel Free To Add Yours.

which kind home-breaker be dis...4 ur mind now,u sabi

Nice 2 know i'm not alone...thought I was weird or something

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