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Fraiser:
and you come tink say na man u marry? Abeg go check am well na transgendered b your husband

na correct responsiblwle man e be
e no resemble you wey dey do like obuko up and down
he chase female sotey he forget house

Fraiser:
na hin b say u no fyn b dat o

for ur mind. you finr reach me abeg waka pass.

iamdynamite:
am for nobody ooooo,all of una get for body .most guys in this city too like woman chaiiii.

abi oo
they cant all just be like my biotechshola.
you see say na me get peace and rest of mind pass for this city.
he dosnt drink
he dosent womanize
he dosnt play sure bet.
mwaaaah for you my baby.

LogoDWhiz:
Lol.. Leave am..
He has a history with every 'f' in this city

taaaa abeg rephrase me no dey part of the 'f' so the word EVERY is very wrong.

beautycrush24:
Abeg who know where i fit get doctor's report o? I need am like yesterday

talk to drjoshua2000

hammedkola:
I'm still doubting If I should go for this camp or not. My wedding holds on the 26th and would still be on honeymoon...

abeg postpone am
dem no dey catch late comer for nysc.
no leave iyawo osingi stranded days into her wedding ooo.
and ensure IV reach us here.
congrats in advance




next person.

Fraiser:
is d update real, I tot he was jokin

over real sef dey worry am

boboLIL:
. Nagode inyarinya lolss.... I miss u too...dis ur name de scare me away oh... Ar you dah hard?

hard kwa.
am soft oo and succulent
ask my baby biotechshola.
dont be scared.

happy birthday wittyemi. llnp. cheers.

SMartins1:
How me feet take locate ham?

call eaglevision on this number. 09091875643. or you PM him. preference dey for nairalanders. good morning

drjoshua2000:
Earlier I informed this amazing rum of how a lady embarrassed me when I try to ask her out because she was in an NYSC batch higher than ours, though she'll pass out next month. Ladies I moved on like a man and continued my search day and night with all sense of determination and day before yesterday it paid off, a prettier lady, 24yrs old who have served and is currently working said a Big YES. To any guy or gal hustling for anything, don't give up. It's not over until you win. Help me celebrate and i'll probably throw a party soonest when we get to know ourselves.

congrats to you doc.
water wey man go drink no go pass him by.
just treat her right and appreciate her.
all the best

boboLIL:
This is my story....



I was sick.( I'm aalryt now)...in my sick bed,, one of my nephews( the one wey fall frm 3-storey building and survive) dipped my swt and sexy phone in a bucket full of warm water that I wanted to use and bath...I didn't know how long my sexy phone has bin in that water... When I finally decided to bath ,,, mehn I was shocked seeing my sexy phone in that water swimming freely....I asked the lil boy who did dis... He proudly said 'uncle I'm the one'. I wish I had strength dah time ' I for carry am troway frm our flat mk I see how he go take survive dis one' lols....I felt bad. I decided to subscribe my other phone since the other one has spoilt just to keep carrying people of God along...after subscription., My stup1d best friend logged in here and insulted somebody's religion with my acc which violated one of nairaland's rules and in the process I got boring one week ban... I'm glad it has expired... I'm here now, right now...lol....I keep visiting dis thread as a visitor... it was really painful mehn... I can't wish you that... Saw y'all mentions... Greet every soul in here from head to tail...young and old.... Missed y'all for real..


This is my story....

eeaya pele ehem
thank God for ur life oooo. devil is truly a liar.
it is well mu brother.
i miss u no be small.

merikims:
yes ooi we dey do courtship first nah.let's lead by example u can't just jump into marriage without knowing ur partner wella.Abi na lie?

na true o my sister. make ur case no come worse pass iambibi own. abeg ask around wella before u collect ring oooo. i kent fit to wipe tears and blow nose oooo.
make fraih, oyehomie and madam spixytinxy ur personal friend and investigator.
dem three combine kent fit to lead u enter sambisa.
i rest my case.

spixytinxy:
hardie14 se na me u dey call blizzydodo for, oma ga gan ke, shebi na cos I no allow u fall into dat ologogoro hand na im mk u dey do anyhow

haba sister mi
dont misquote me now
just calling her to come and hear the nonsense her husband is saying to you ni.
mi o le woju yin now.

jubrealguy:
e don tey o see u ooo, na so so downstairs u dey always dey....how v u been?

have been around ooo
just too busy enjoying my baby biotechshola TLC to hang out
the guy is a bae.
i thank God for the day i met him
and madam spixytinxy for opening my eyes to my true love.
na all this pampering i for just dey miss.
CCCHHHAAAIII

iambibi:
... Sister mi... Wetin i go con so na... Abi make i start park?

dont pack ooo.
person no dey enter water dey shout of cold again oooo.
pray fast and pray
it is well my dear.
see prophet shammak for deliverance from anything bottle.

spixytinxy:
hardie hardie, I go on leave ni jare

welcome back sister mi
this ur leave suits u wella oo
see as u fresh like yellow pawpaw**touches her cheek**
wetin you bring come??

spixytinxy:
Sebi na tru I tell am, abi no b ologogoro u b ni. Sebi u don dey tk paraga bf u even meet hardie14 sef

no mind am shebi na ur joint i first meet am wet he dey shack paraga. na the 8th botu sed he dey when me enter to come greet my sister.

SC31:
why you wan spoil jubrealguy house,after you don give e first love hardie14 to your minister friend

abegi joor give who to who??
i be omo wobey ni
na thesame time dem two woo me
and na my biotechshola capture mu heart
and na him i follow go.
so please oooo
no mentiom my name for them jubrealguy and iambibi palava oo.

Shammak:
Fraih baby mi, mo miss e like "insert simcard" Gbasibe

Gbogbo PCMs ninu building, kilon pop.. How Una dey


cc IgravweIG, justified10, Fraiser, abbeyunique2, merikims, LogoDWhiz, fash23, kbs468, Oyehomie, qutyjoyce, rukkyola, iambibi, hardie14, village goat, kuchikau, blizzydoDo, katerime7, harmony22, missoyin, bolagabriella, stephano100, slazzyK, jubrealguy, bobolil, spicytinxy, somebodysmrs, Dtobs et al., 2016

shammak how far. where you since na.

Fraiser:
waooo, na who b dis, its my spixytinxy, I don miss u lyk kilode, infact for d few days wey u no dey around, I just dey do lyk nepa lyt for GC, I no stable at all, I miss everytin wey u dey give me, d paraga, d sepe, d alomo nd most important tin na dat tin wey u dey give me for my customised room in downtown hotel, bfor I talk abeg give me babeoku make I take am chill

blizzydodo she u see ir husband and madam spixytinxy.

SMartins1:
Who as gotten his or her white tennis shoe! Cos the places I av been to said it is 3k ooo... why? they all said the same thing. "dollar ti take over"

follow eaglevision talk. na naira him dey spend.
you go get am chikini money.

Testimony89:
Well remove the two numbas frm my moniker nd wot remains is my wondaful name. From Ekiti state nd a graduate of FUTA

greatest futarian.
so what dept??
cc
fraiser
fraih

Abbeyunique2:
NOMINATION CATEGORY 3 (PHASE I)
√ 1. MOST RESERVED MALE- Amodu
√ 2. PEACEMAKER- fraih
√ 3. CLOWN OF THE YEAR Villagegoat
√ 4. BEST COUPLE- Fraih and shammak
√ 5. NIGHT CRAWLER-hardie14
√ 6. BST FEMALE FLIRT- rukkyola

all of una wey dey call me nite crawler. hmmmmn.ok

Abbeyunique2:
NOMINATION CATEGORY 3 (PHASE I)
√ 1. MOST RESERVED MALE- Amodu
√ 2. PEACEMAKER- fraih
√ 3. CLOWN OF THE YEAR Villagegoat
√ 4. BEST COUPLE- Fraih and shammak
√ 5. NIGHT CRAWLER-hardie14
√ 6. BST FEMALE FLIRT- rukkyola

all of una wey dey call me nite crawler. hmmmmn.ok

biotechshola:
Hardie14 love!


Ololufe mi atata, awelewa, oloju bolirosi, elese maradona, baby mi peperenpe....


Singing in sunny ade's voice **ale yi ayato, idaji oni sheeko**.....



Am home now darling!

ifemi
enibi okan mi
welcome home.
am sure the deal went well cos you are all smiles.
i love you from here to the moon and back.

larrytorch:
I'm a silent follower of dz thread o. U can call me anonymous.

CATEGORY II, PHASE I

1. Most reserved female-hardie14

2. Problem solver-Dtobs

3.Writer of the year-Crobboy

4. Mr Casanova-Oyehommie

5. Mz Karashika-Qutyjoice

6. Biggest male flirt-Fraiser

cc

fraih

LogoDWhiz


Patiently waiting for d CUL

wow thanks a lot for the nomination.

jubrealguy:
I open page at last, dedicating this to LogoDwhiz, kbs468 and fraih, more power to ur elbow

MDCLXIIIlol.........to dey waka for ds kind scorching sun no b exercise oo, ds kind 1pm sun no be vitamin D..na vitamin Z and vitamin Z can cause d chlorophylisis of d eye, ontripuritin of d brain, dermtrolyscalia of d skin and the baldrocitrin of the hair

Don't say i didn't tell u ooo

so am suppose to drive to a place that wont take me more than 5mins walking.
if thats how you roll
abeg i waka pass.

justified10:
u luk lyk a Muslim

really i didnt know ooo

Rukkyola:
beta person hi.I am rukky+ola=rukkyola.most pple do no knw dis and cal me rukk+yola=rukkyola.
I dont understand good english dat is y i like to pigin yarn.thank u thank u

ur rukky na ruqqoyah ba??

Qutyjoice:
Black is indeed beautiful, @Hardie14 you are.....Nice picture up dere

thanks hon. am blushing. you not looking bad ursef. a perfect example of orange is new black.

jubrealguy:
don't worry, m bringing a jeep over, what Biotechshola can't do, jubrealguy will do and overdo

dude, well ur jeep is of no use as my bae biotechshola bought one for me with a driver attached. just going to the next street for sharwama and no be all things person fit send maid.
body too need small exercise nw.
so dude back off our case.**tongue out**