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blank:
So, why write it?

cos I have a follow come naija accent

blank:
Why do people say plug instead of pluck?

cos some of us have follow come naija accents

Oluvico007:
Towel It Is bowel bro.. Chai.. Towel korh wrapper ni

I hear you.. Oya clap for yourself

growing up the trees of the fruits could hide from me it was possible cos I must plug as long as its in its season.. and the nuts make sense die.... I know the name though

[quote author=jieta post=55652598]am just joking, i know.[/quote lol.. I'm suspecting you oo

jieta:
of course am a Nigerian.

lol ok
roundabout is all those intestines that's kinda round

jieta:
a beg na which of the roundabout

are you a Ghanaian

Treat her like an egg cos she's special and fragile.
when she starts to get angry at you for no just reason know that you need to blow her punnany to stupor and make sure you install a sound proof system cos she can moan and scream for the whole generation of women

FTC.. it's been a long time coming in (p. diddy's voice)

I dedicate this feat to all Christians on here... he's risen ...happy Easter folks

hope they received them well.

femolala001:
Hw e take consign u. Na tongue i use text abi my kepad?? Plus na joke i even dey b4!

No vex... but you over react with your keypad

ramdris:
Frankly ehn, If am the President of Nigeria I would have declared war on Ghana for calling this watery stool "egusi". It's an act of war comparing our precious egusi with this.

Take a closer look at the pics of real Egusi soup below and see why we should go to war. #na9jagetEgusi..

Btw: Seun, Lalasticlala or any mod should move this to FP ASAP cos our national security is under severe threat... The world needs to see how Ghana is looking for trouble o! (In trump's voice)

Now this is what an egusi soup looks like

twisteddaNy:
towel??

Ghanaian spotted...


towel Na shaki

femolala001:
Fist to comment. E no go better for the two pple above me

you too remember that karma is a dish best served cold...



know say e no go better for you too if you don't stop acting like a kid


you don't know what your tongue can do someone's future abi.... coursing someone cos you want to be first to comment, I hope e go add small sense to your already dead brain

Na joke Na #bossnation

plus the truth is bitter

bitter truth

Na Wah... Na real Wah ...Ghanaian master class looking like the first egusi I ever prepared only that mine has lots and lots of Orishirish inside (liver, fish, ponmo, round about, towel )

e

Efe ma G

whereas in #Nollywood; the Ghosts tend to always look left and right before crossing the Express roads.

know that the mother in-law is going to be a very wicked woman when you see patience Ozokwor

If Kanayo. O. Kanayo is broke in a particular movie know that he's gonna get rich eventually after sacrificing a girl selling Orange and he's definitely gonna initiate Tony Umez.

when you see Chioma Chukwuka know that river must flow as a result of over crying and maltreatment from her mother in-law...ie patience Ozokwor

Efe for the money.. 08131513966

ladies, when I say I get big cassava this is exactly what I meant
OP, you sure say no be full grown man turn to Cassava soo
Oya Tekno You See your life?





anyways that's a very fertile land coupled with God blessings for your head


Kudos

Rtopzy:
Op, u no well bah?

Na u talk am oo lol

what's today's date again?



















#April Fool

boyfriend wey no dey lie and cheat, Shey that one Na boyfriend?
























No be me talk am ooo...

she's ashamed to go to the red carpet, that's y she hid her self backstage





she will steal the awards picture from Rita Dominics page and post #aboutlastnight, #AMVCA, #bestactress


mean while the best lier in a real life drama goes to















oge okoye



nkita

I dey wait u oo

Naija gyal on the loose


Naija gyal doing Africa proud


keep Queening ma
#slayqueen





your posture in that second pix though

what do you expect... An Olosho comparing her self with men.... you dnt wanna know the amount of responsibilities that rests on the shoulders of men in this hard Country


Some ladies are lucky and should be thankful to God who made them beautiful, they dnt suffer to get things handed to them without stress, from these same men



unlike men who will toil under the sun for that same thing


I'm just saying ooooo

13): Plug it into its charger without the battery if your phone is completely dried out, but still does not work. If this works, you will probably need a new battery.

14): Take your cell phone to an authorized dealer. Sometimes they can fix it. Don't try to hide the fact that it has been wet - there are internal indicators that prove moisture - and the repair people are more likely to be able to help you if you explain exactly what has happened to the phone.

15): Unless you are trained and skilled to do so, never take a phone apart. Leave that to the professionals, since doing so could potentially cause shock or exposure to harmful chemicals or components.
If your phone is powering up but doesn't operate correctly after you've dried it, then it's likely that you've missed some liquid, or that corrosion has already occurred. Remove all the covers, battery, cards and other extraneous attachments again, and rub it gently with a clean dry paintbrush or toothbrush. Look on YouTube for instructions on how to properly go about this process.

: Do not use a hair dryer to dry out a phone. Contrary to common advice, it is not recommended that you use a hair dryer (even on the "cold" mode). Using a hair dryer may force moisture further inward toward the crevices, reaching the electrical components deep inside the phone. And if the hair dryer air is too warm, it could .
If moisture is driven deeper inside, corrosion and oxidation may result when minerals from liquids are deposited on the circuitry which could eventually cause component failure inside the phone.
While avoiding blowing air into the phone, conversely, using a heater, fan or other air-flow device to blow air ACROSS the phone's openings will aid drying. The Bernoulli principle states that as the warm, dry air moves fast over the phone, the decreased air pressure will gently pull or suck moisture out of the phone. The best part of this option is that you can leave a phone in front of a warm, moving air for hours on end without effort.

9): Use a substance with a high affinity for drawing out moisture. An inexpensive option is to place the phone in a bowl or bag of uncooked rice overnight, Rice Krispie cereal, or just cover the phone in paper towels. The rice might absorb some remaining moisture.[2]
If available, it is preferable to use a desiccant instead. Desiccants may absorb moisture better than rice.[2] You can also try slipping the cell phone inside a plastic bag that can be sealed or a plastic container (airtight). Add a desiccant packet, such as silica gel — often found with new shoes, purses, noodle packets, etc — in with the cell phone. The downside of this method is the packets packed with shoes has usually already reached its absorption capacity. Desiccants for flower drying can usually be purchased at most craft stores. Leave the phone with the desiccant or rice as long as possible (at least overnight) to absorb the moisture.
Rotate the phone to a different position every hour until you go to sleep. This will allow any water left inside to run down and hopefully find an opening to escape.


10): Let the phone sit on absorbent towels, napkins or other paper. After removing the phone from the rice or desiccant (or if you were not able to use either method), place the phone flat on an absorbent material. Remember that the goal is to evacuate all of the moisture and humidity from the device.
Check the absorbent material every hour for 4 to 6 hours. If moisture is evident, repeat the vacuuming step and desiccant steps.

11): Put your phone on a sunny spot to help the phone get rid of any water in very small places.

12): Test your phone. After you have waited at least 24 hours, or longer if needed, check to see that every area of your cell phone is clean and looks dry. Check all the ports, compartments and in between crevices for any moisture or dirt. Wipe away any dust and dirt from the device and covers and insert the battery into the phone. Attempt to power on the device, listening for odd noises and observing to see if the phone appears to function correctly.

4): Remove the SIM card if your phone has one. Some or all of your valuable contacts (along with other data) could be stored on your SIM. For many people, this could be more valuable and worthy of saving than the phone itself.
SIM cards survive water damage well, but getting it out immediately makes good sense. Pat it dry and set it aside to dry out until you reconnect your phone to your cell network again. (If your phone does not have a SIM card, skip this step).

5): Remove all other peripherals such as ear buds, memory cards, as well as any phone cases or protective covers. Remove all plugs that cover the gaps, slots, and crevices in the phone to expose them to air drying.

6): Dry your phone with a soft rag or towel. If there is even one drop of water left inside, it can ruin your phone by corroding it and making the circuits corrode or short out. Obviously you need to remove as much of the water as quickly as possible, to prevent it from easing its way into the phone:
Gently wipe off as much water as possible without dropping the phone. Avoid shaking or moving the phone excessively, so as to avoid moving water through it.
Wipe down using a towel or paper towel, trying not to clog the paper in the gaps and grooves of the phone. Keep wiping gently to remove as much of the remaining water as possible.
If you pulled the battery out in time, cleaning the inside of your phone with rubbing alcohol will displace the water which alone could remedy the problem.

7): Use a vacuum cleaner. If you want to try to suck the liquid out of the inner parts of the phone, try using a vacuum cleaner if there is one available. Remove all residual moisture by drawing it away with a vacuum cleaner held over the affected areas for up to 20 minutes, in each accessible area (take turns with a friend).
This is the fastest method and can completely dry out your phone and get it working in thirty minutes. However, unless the exposure to water was extremely short, it's not recommended to attempt to turn your phone on this soon.
Be careful not to hold the vacuum too close to the phone, as a vacuum can create static electricity, which is even worse for the phone than water.