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 Jokes Etc › Women's Life Is Very Hard by harrysmith122(op): 6:10am On Jun 08, 2011 |
Women's Life Is Very Hard Women's Life Is Very Hard In Morning - Wash Clothes, In Noon - Dry Clothes, In Evening - Iron Clothes, In Night - Open Clothes, Late Night - Search Clothes, [url=http://www.page3media.com/index.php?action=sms&name=Women%27s_Life_Is_Very_Hard&panel=view&jid=Nzcx]Adult Sms[/url] |
| Jokes Etc › Message From God by harrysmith122(op): 5:23am On Jun 08, 2011 |
A Very Important Message From God To All Women Lying Under Somebody In Bed & Screaming Oh My God, Oh God, Oh My God Will Not Be Considered As Prayer. Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › Woman Complaining 2 D Dentist by harrysmith122(op): 5:20am On Jun 08, 2011 |
Woman complaining 2 d Dentist: I rather get pregnant thn havin a tooth filled. Dentist:Decide fast so dat I can adjust d chair accordingly. Adult sms |
| Jokes Etc › Girl Fully Exhausted by harrysmith122(op): 5:07am On Jun 08, 2011 |
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied:When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY" Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › Interesting Line by harrysmith122(op): 5:03am On Jun 08, 2011 |
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-) Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › Do These Babies Belong 2 U? by harrysmith122(op): 4:59am On Jun 08, 2011 |
A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies. A woman inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u? Man: No, I work in a condom factory n these r customers complaints. Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › Friend In Bed by harrysmith122(op): 4:53am On Jun 08, 2011 |
Man came home, saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed. He shoots his Friend. Wife says, if you behave like this,You will lose all your friends. Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › Blue Movie And Tragedy Movie by harrysmith122(op): 4:49am On Jun 08, 2011 |
What Is The Similarity Between A Blue Movie And Tragedy Movie ?? . . . . . Both May Make u Run For Tissues. Adult sms |
| Jokes Etc › Best Goal Keeper In The World? by harrysmith122(op): 6:25am On Jun 07, 2011 |
Did You Know Who Is The Best Goal Keeper In The World? Ans: WOMAN Because No Matter How Much Or Which Way U Bleep Her, Ur Balls Never Go In Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › True Love Poem by harrysmith122(op): 6:22am On Jun 07, 2011 |
Luv Is Gamble, Sex Is Game, Boyz Do D Thing, Girls Get D Blame, 1 Night Pleasure, 9 Mnths Pain, 1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name. Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › Love Vs Arrange Marriage by harrysmith122(op): 6:18am On Jun 07, 2011 |
Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged? Because A Known Sucker Is Better Than A Unknown Fucker. Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › Question Asked From An Old Man by harrysmith122(op): 5:46am On Jun 07, 2011 |
Question Asked From An Old Man To His Pennis: We Were Born Together, Grown Up Together, Enjoyed Life Together Then Why Did U Die Before Me? Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › Cockroach by harrysmith122(op): 5:43am On Jun 07, 2011 |
Best lines by a cockroach to a young man, " I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can". Adult sms |
| Jokes Etc › Extra Dosage Of Viagra by harrysmith122(op): 5:36am On Jun 07, 2011 |
A woman whose hubby took "Extra Dosage of Viagra", to her friend: My Husband has become so Hot that I can't even 'YAWN' in front of him. Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › Contest For Kids by harrysmith122(op): 5:34am On Jun 07, 2011 |
A School once held a contest for kids. The theme of d contest was, 'The Nicest Thing My Father Did For Me', The Winning kid said, "NOT WEARING A CONDOM", Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › Condom Dispensing Machine by harrysmith122(op): 5:22am On Jun 07, 2011 |
On a condom dispensing machine, it was written "Very Safe - Strictly made as per High British standards". Someone added below- " So was the Titanic, but it leaked." Adult sms |
| Jokes Etc › Old Habit by harrysmith122(op): 5:16am On Jun 07, 2011 |
A loving husband tattooed, "I love you", on his Dick and showed it to his wife. She replied: This is your old habit of putting words into my mouth. Adult sms |
| Jokes Etc › Buy An Underwear by harrysmith122(op): 8:56am On Jun 06, 2011 |
Little girl climbs a tree. Man sees, calls her down & gave her Rs. 100 to buy an Underwear. Girl tells Mom. Mom climbs next day. Read More |
| Jokes Etc › Old Habit by harrysmith122(op): 8:46am On Jun 06, 2011 |
| Jokes Etc › Use 2 Condoms by harrysmith122(op): 8:29am On Jun 06, 2011 |
To avoid condom related accidents, use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them.If the outer one breaks, she will know & if the inner one breaks, you will know!. Adult Jokes |
| Jokes Etc › Tits Are Full Of Water by harrysmith122(op): 8:26am On Jun 06, 2011 |
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water. Doctor: How do u figure that? Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet. Adult Jokes |
| Jokes Etc › Tits Are Full Of Water by harrysmith122(op): 8:20am On Jun 06, 2011 |
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water. Doctor: How do u figure that? Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet. Adult Jokes |
| Jokes Etc › Second-hand Stuff by harrysmith122(op): 8:05am On Jun 06, 2011 |
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand Stuff? New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new. Adult Jokes |
| Jokes Etc › Aids Or Alzheimer by harrysmith122(op): 8:00am On Jun 06, 2011 |
Doc: Reports have got mixed up. I don't know if ur wife has AIDS or Alzheimer. Man: What shld I do? Doc: Drop her in the middle of town, if she comes back den DON'T Bleep. Adult Jokes |
| Jokes Etc › Without Dicks by harrysmith122(op): 7:56am On Jun 06, 2011 |
A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury. Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks. The manager calls up the newspaper and objects, so the editor changes the Headline. It reads: Team to play with Dicks out. Adult Jokes |
| Jokes Etc › Joy Stick by harrysmith122(op): 7:47am On Jun 06, 2011 |
God asked Women: I am remaking men with hi tech features, any Suggestion? Women: Yes, that JOY STICK meant for us should be "Password Protected" to avoid misuse. Adult Jokes |
| Jokes Etc › New Rule by harrysmith122(op): 7:38am On Jun 06, 2011 |
1: How come your husband is coming home early now a days? Lady 2: Bcoz i have started a new rule. Lady 1: What is it? Lady 2: Sex will be started sharp at Nine whether he is here or not. Adult Jokes |
| Jokes Etc › Doctor Examining by harrysmith122(op): 7:31am On Jun 06, 2011 |
A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you!" Adult Jokes |
| Jokes Etc › Din Ka Kitna by harrysmith122(op): 12:24pm On May 30, 2011 |
Ek Callgirl Apne Customer Ke Uper Beth Ke Sex Kar Rahi Thhi. Grahak Ne Pucha: "Din Ka Kitna Paisa Kama Leti Ho?" Callgirl: "500 Rs" Garahak: "Jhooth Mat Bol" Callgirl: "Rozi Pe Baithi Hun, Jhuth Thode Bolungi". Adult Jokes |
| Jokes Etc › Why You Are Divorcing? by harrysmith122(op): 12:11pm On May 30, 2011 |
Judge: "You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Attacking You With A Deadly Weapon?" Wife: "You R Wrong, I Am Divorcing Him For Attacking Me Every Night With Dead Weapon." Adult Jokes |
| Jokes Etc › Definition Of Innocence? by harrysmith122(op): 12:05pm On May 30, 2011 |
What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A: A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice. Adult Jokes |
