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 Jokes Etc › Legend And Slut by harrysmith122(op): 8:10am On Jul 02, 2011 |
Girl says: It’s unfair that, If a guy f*cks a Different Girl every Week, He's a Legend. But If a Girl F*cks just two Guys in a year, She's a Slut. Guy Responds: If a Key Opens Lots of locks, Then It's a Master Key, But If a Lock is Opened By Lots of Keys, Then It's a Shitty lock. Read More |
| Jokes Etc › Social Security by harrysmith122(op): 8:04am On Jul 02, 2011 |
Nina and Liz are having a conversation during there lunch break. Nina asks, "So, Liz, how's your sex life these days?" Liz replies, "Oh, you know. It's the usual, Social Security kind." "Social Security?" Nina asked quizzically. "Yeah, you get a little each month, but it's not enough to live on." Read More |
| Jokes Etc › Your Zip Is Open by harrysmith122(op): 7:59am On Jul 02, 2011 |
Once an Old man was in Hurry,He forget to Zip up his Pant. A Girl said: Your Zip is Open. Old man said: Don't worry, "Dead Birds Never Fly." Read More |
| Jokes Etc › Typing Mistake by harrysmith122(op): 7:56am On Jul 02, 2011 |
A lot of Aunties crowded at a Bookshop Due to a Typing Mistake in Bookshop's Advertisement Which Was, Special Offer: GET NEW BOOBS (BOOKS) IN EXCHANGE OF OLD ONES. Read more Read More |
| Jokes Etc › Typing Mistake by harrysmith122(op): 7:49am On Jul 02, 2011 |
A lot of Aunties crowded at a Bookshop Due to a Typing Mistake in Bookshop's Advertisement Which Was, Special Offer: GET NEW BOOBS (BOOKS) IN EXCHANGE OF OLD ONES. Read more Read More |
| Jokes Etc › Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage by harrysmith122(op): 8:31am On Jun 15, 2011 |
Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged? Because A Known Sucker Is Better Than A Unknown Fucker. Read More |
| Jokes Etc › Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket? by harrysmith122(op): 8:22am On Jun 15, 2011 |
Q. What Is The Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket? A. One Keeps Balls Within The Boundary And Other Sends Ball Out Of Boundary. Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › Ady To Doctor by harrysmith122(op): 8:08am On Jun 15, 2011 |
lady to doctor “a vibrator stuck in my pussy ” Doctor “laydown , I will take it out” Lady “NO!, pls. change its battery” Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › A Chinese Doctor Says A Woman Has 5 Rooms by harrysmith122(op): 7:58am On Jun 15, 2011 |
A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :- Face is Showroom Breast is Playroom Stomach is Store room Vagina is a Guest room Ass is a Emergency room. Adult Jokes |
| Jokes Etc › If U Have 2 Balls Between Ur Legs by harrysmith122(op): 7:50am On Jun 15, 2011 |
If u have 2 balls between ur legs,then u r a man,but if u have 4 balls between ur legs , don’t thinku r a superman,there’s someone fucking u. Read More |
| Jokes Etc › What Is Fashion Designing? by harrysmith122(op): 7:50am On Jun 14, 2011 |
Too many brains working on, too little cloths with, too many ideas to cover, two little areas !!!… Adult Jokes |
| Jokes Etc › Old Man And Young Girl by harrysmith122(op): 7:12am On Jun 14, 2011 |
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying – why  Coz she didn’t know anything and he had forgotten everything. Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › Dentist by harrysmith122(op): 7:00am On Jun 14, 2011 |
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed." Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly. Read More |
| Jokes Etc › Good Ambition by harrysmith122(op): 6:50am On Jun 14, 2011 |
Teacher: What do you want to become? Little Johnny: Doctor !! Teacher: Why? Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. Read More |
| Jokes Etc › Which Is The Smallest Hotel In The World? by harrysmith122(op): 6:24am On Jun 14, 2011 |
Which is the smallest hotel in the world? VAGINA INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside. Read More |
| Jokes Etc › The Bastard Fingered Me 1st by harrysmith122(op): 12:23pm On Jun 13, 2011 |
Man goes to doctors I’ve been raped by an elephant Doctor looks & says funny, ur ass is 10? wide but an elephant’s cock is only 3? wide Man replies yes, but the bastard fingered me 1st read more |
| Jokes Etc › Sardar Washed His Underwear by harrysmith122(op): 12:08pm On Jun 13, 2011 |
Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbour’s panty & put a note on it: . Bhabhi !! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty READ MORE |
| Jokes Etc › Women Personality Followed By Her Brazier Size by harrysmith122(op): 11:57am On Jun 13, 2011 |
Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size 32:Innocent 34:Beautiful 36:Sexy 38:Agressive 40:Hungry 42: playful 44:daring 46:Wild 48:Tennis Wali Bhabhi?:-) Read More |
| Jokes Etc › Don’t Worry Its Tooth Brush by harrysmith122(op): 11:52am On Jun 13, 2011 |
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words Boy:don't worry its tooth brush… [url=http://www.page3media.com/index.php?action=sms&name=Don%E2%80%99t_worry_its_tooth_brush&panel=view&catid=MTg=&jid=OTAw]Adult Jokes[/url] |
| Jokes Etc › Confidence by harrysmith122(op): 9:47am On Jun 09, 2011 |
Ques: What is confidence? Answer: I tell u, Once ten boys decided to propose a girl. 9 boys came with rose & 1 boy came wd condom! Read More |
| Jokes Etc › Fountain Of Youth by harrysmith122(op): 8:26am On Jun 09, 2011 |
Question: Y is the male organ called the fountain of youth? Answer: Bcoz whoever, whenever, wherever rubs it - the wrinkles go away. Read More Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › Bleep It Till It Die by harrysmith122(op): 7:56am On Jun 09, 2011 |
4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,A RAPIST,A MURDERER,A PSYCO & GAY. RAPIST SAYS, "IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I'D Bleep IT TILL IT DIE" THE MURDERER SAYS "ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I'D TORTURE IT TO DEATH" THE PSYCO "OH YEAH & ONCE IT'S DEAD I'D Bleep IT TILL I DIE" THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS, "MEOOWN" Adult Sms |
| Jokes Etc › Kiss My Lips by harrysmith122(op): 4:22am On Jun 09, 2011 |
Girl & Boy were having sex. Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips! Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip? Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs. Adult sms |
| Jokes Etc › Anti-virus Program by harrysmith122(op): 4:08am On Jun 09, 2011 |
The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX. Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive. Adult Sms |
